funny joke

[mellow mood]

ok here it is:

so theres a rich millionaire that needs one of the famous jewel of the world. so this guy says to his employee: i need you to go in the jungle of africa to find this jewel. so employee, bob, says ok. so he goes there and he get caught by some african tribal. the chief says to him: u have 2 choices, death or punta.

so the guy is like fuck i have no choice ill take the punta. so someone comes with a 15" woodstick and put it deep in his ass. so the guy returns to his home and he cant move for a week. aftert hat, the millionaire is like wtf go there again i really need this jewel. so the guy go there again and with his badluck he meets this tribe again. so the same scenario happens but this time with a 25" wood stick. so the guy is at hospital for 1 month and just cant move. after that, the millionaire offers him even more money if he go and take that jewel. the guy has no choice so he go in the jungle again and meets AGAIN that tribe. the chief says: death or punta. the guy is like fuck i cant take it anymore, il prefer to die.

then all the tribe says together: death by punta!!! :eek:

[EverydayJunglist]

i'm ripped and didn't find that the least bit funny...delete mellows post immediateley!!

[somebody someone]

did u make that up?

[brokndwn06]

its hard to tell a joke in words.

[Etrain]

the millionaire is like wtf go there again i really need this jewel.

Lmfao...for some reason that's hilarious.

[mellow mood]

yea sorry i suck in english but still i tried to write it in english while i learned it in french :(

[Etrain]

No, it's not that...it's just I actually pictured some high roller saying.......WTF

[GHoSToKeR]

lol I thought it was pretty funny :D

[mellow mood]

well that encourages me lol