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iclotsofpills
05-13-2005, 04:09 PM
im so fuckin goin to kill someone, im going to wait in the car park till he appears after work and grab him and stick a screwdriveer into his skull and mix up his brains and then suck them out with a straw. yes he's going to die because im a fucking nutcase.
pills.
amsterdam
05-13-2005, 04:29 PM
fun!!!!!!!!!!!
Looker
05-13-2005, 04:29 PM
Easy there, boneloaf....y'know this board stuff is archived?? :eek:
boycey58
05-13-2005, 04:45 PM
how nice.
mellow mood
05-13-2005, 04:52 PM
go ahead man become a serial killer!!
hipEstoner
05-13-2005, 04:54 PM
wtf,, thats noT how A potHEAD shoulD act,, lol
ezjim
05-13-2005, 05:14 PM
may be you could try decaff
Euphoric
05-13-2005, 05:34 PM
im so fuckin goin to kill someone, im going to wait in the car park till he appears after work and grab him and stick a screwdriveer into his skull and mix up his brains and then suck them out with a straw. yes he's going to die because im a fucking nutcase.
pills.
yea kill yourself! fucker
:cool:
hoodedclum
05-13-2005, 05:38 PM
may be you could try decaff
lol good one.
mellow mood
05-13-2005, 05:38 PM
LOL
KellisJ2003
05-13-2005, 05:41 PM
I killed someone before. I think his name John F. something. Can't remember the last name, but he was pretty important.
hipEstoner
05-13-2005, 05:44 PM
Kennedy?,, yhea,, i was with you,, remember how i kept telling you to pull the trigger
KellisJ2003
05-13-2005, 05:50 PM
Yeah, remember how much PCP we did that day? I thought that we were hunting in the Jungle and you kept telling me to kill that big Gorilla. Turns out it was a president.
Euphoric
05-13-2005, 05:50 PM
umm here..have one of these...now just relax..its all going to be ok..mwaha
sykobabble
05-13-2005, 06:01 PM
im so fuckin goin to kill someone, im going to wait in the car park till he appears after work and grab him and stick a screwdriveer into his skull and mix up his brains and then suck them out with a straw. yes he's going to die because im a fucking nutcase.
pills.all reality here.go hide my enamy.once u posted ur going to kill someone wether it be fact or fiction.ur life as u know it is about over.just be waiting for the feds soon.no matter what anybody tells u on this site.u need to move last week.there are to many nosy fucks that want to do something for the world.someone has turned u in im posative.wether u care or not.which i dont gives a rats ass.cuz if you told me u were going to kill someone id kick u and knock u out and watch u suffer from my brute force.u would cough and spit blood and beg for me to hit u again so u can breath again.dying can be so hurting to oneself.anyway have fun in the joint afterwords.dont drop the soap.and never sleep on your back or stomach.how do u sleep??????
mellow mood
05-13-2005, 06:16 PM
fuck you kellis im the one that killed kennedy!! and bush is next!!
jonny
05-13-2005, 06:24 PM
fuck you kellis im the one that killed kennedy!! and bush is next!!
Well get a fuckin move on!! You were due ages ago ;)
Jonny
Hydrizzle
05-13-2005, 06:29 PM
If your gonna kill someone, go kill Michael Moore, Michael Jackson, or McCauly Culkin.
Besised, why use a screw driver whn you can use a pickaxe? Much gorier!
duppy man
05-13-2005, 09:13 PM
[QUOTE=iclotsofpills]im so fuckin goin to kill someone, im going to wait in the car park till he appears after work and grab him and stick a screwdriveer into his skull and mix up his brains and then suck them out with a straw. yes he's going to die because im a fucking nutcase.
what kind of skrewdriver phillips or flathead, I got stabbed with a flathead and that hurt alot
Kramerica
05-14-2005, 04:52 AM
Fuck that muthafucker man.....He must be destroyed
KellisJ2003
05-14-2005, 11:38 AM
Bush does not deserve to die. Just kill John Kerry. He is such a phony. All of those gay fake smiles and references to his days in the war. What an IDIOT!!!
jadeius
05-14-2005, 11:54 AM
oh lawd don't kill nobody honey :eek:
I say you deserve to die if you take away someone elses right to live :). As torog says, have a good one.
onlyworst
05-14-2005, 09:44 PM
what kind of skrewdriver phillips or flathead, I got stabbed with a flathead and that hurt alot
damn thats gotta fuckin hurt. i wonder whats the worst thing u guys have been stabbed with? i got stabbed with scissors once....u know those big ones with the orange-colored plastic handles...but it only went in like 2 cms. still hurt like a bitch.
GTC21
05-14-2005, 09:46 PM
im so fuckin goin to kill someone, im going to wait in the car park till he appears after work and grab him and stick a screwdriveer into his skull and mix up his brains and then suck them out with a straw. yes he's going to die because im a fucking nutcase
Oh dear.
fuzzyblue
05-14-2005, 11:05 PM
i'm glad i've never been stabbed cuz then i'd have to get a shot an i hate needles just look at them ...all shiny an sinister...
NoosaHeads
05-14-2005, 11:12 PM
im so fuckin goin to kill someone, im going to wait in the car park till he appears after work and grab him and stick a screwdriveer into his skull and mix up his brains and then suck them out with a straw. yes he's going to die because im a fucking nutcase.
pills.
cool.. :D ... What Kinda screwdriver are you gonna use.?. :( :(
Phillips head
Flat Blade.?.
ps.I like the stiring round the Brains bit.... :eek:
anycraic
05-14-2005, 11:48 PM
personally i would prefer a high torque electric flat head, you could all kinds of damage with that shit, what r u gonna use?
Etrain
05-14-2005, 11:49 PM
Go through his ear with an electric.
TheLion
05-14-2005, 11:50 PM
Bush does not deserve to die. Just kill John Kerry. He is such a phony. All of those gay fake smiles and references to his days in the war. What an IDIOT!!!
My ass he doesn't deserve to die. That fucking cocksucker has murdered thousands for no reason at all.
Kramerica
05-14-2005, 11:58 PM
What kind of job does this person have? Will they be tired or will they have the energy to give you a challenge?
jadeius
05-15-2005, 01:21 PM
i'm glad i've never been stabbed cuz then i'd have to get a shot an i hate needles just look at them ...all shiny an sinister...
yeah and a tetanus shot is the worst kind, it hurts for days sometimes :D
Button Basher
05-15-2005, 01:53 PM
Someones been playing too much 'Manhunt'!
And it's me :D !
PureEvil760
05-15-2005, 02:23 PM
I was practicing with my sword once and I stabbed myself in the leg..that hurt
TheLion
05-15-2005, 04:04 PM
All I can say is:
Think peace man, think peace.
hipEstoner
05-15-2005, 04:44 PM
Bush does not deserve to die. Just kill John Kerry. He is such a phony. All of those gay fake smiles and references to his days in the war. What an IDIOT!!!
george bush didnt go to war,, he joined the texas national guard so he didnt have to go to war.. in the division that he would have been in everybody was killed so if he went he would've died...i love weed. weed is good,, yesterday i did;nt have any weed and my freind told me to come over cuz he had gotten an ounce and he grabbed four huge buds out of the bag and gave um to me and he had to go to work like 4 mins later and i just smoked the last of it.
Yo 'hipEstoner', I have to inquire about something. In your signature you can't seem to spell anything right because
"im soo high whrite now hnow thh good buud es whut i wsmoked."
You can't spell basic words right but you manage to http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/flashback.php
Get that right, did you copy and paste or is this all an elaborate scam to make us think your wasted O.o.
Now I'm tired, high, and stressed, so forgive the meaningless post.
PureEvil760
05-15-2005, 05:12 PM
Only drinking effects typing MJ doesnt at all.
iclotsofpills
05-15-2005, 05:15 PM
all reality here.go hide my enamy.once u posted ur going to kill someone wether it be fact or fiction.ur life as u know it is about over.just be waiting for the feds soon.no matter what anybody tells u on this site.u need to move last week.there are to many nosy fucks that want to do something for the world.someone has turned u in im posative.wether u care or not.which i dont gives a rats ass.cuz if you told me u were going to kill someone id kick u and knock u out and watch u suffer from my brute force.u would cough and spit blood and beg for me to hit u again so u can breath again.dying can be so hurting to oneself.anyway have fun in the joint afterwords.dont drop the soap.and never sleep on your back or stomach.how do u sleep??????
"anyway have fun in the joint afterwords."
that's hilarious. thanks for the support guys, your all accessories. dont read the local newspapers, everything is fine. truth be told i barely remember makin this thread. funnily enough though, i have noticed a sharp increase in the amount of furniture removal vans parked across the street. as far as i know, nobody's dead yet. but whats your views on righteous murder? good v's bad?
pills.
Button Basher
05-15-2005, 05:18 PM
Well, what's your reason to sharpen the ol' screwdriver?
NextGen
05-15-2005, 05:44 PM
stick a screwdriveer into his skull and mix up his brains and then suck them out with a straw.
Bring a pink swirly straw :) yay ooo and a wedge of lime.
jadeius
05-16-2005, 02:16 PM
lol
jadeius
05-16-2005, 02:17 PM
i thought i'd heard it all
midnite toker UK
05-17-2005, 09:44 PM
cool.
Why do u put an ad in the wanted forum but clearly ignore the instruction that says to include an e-mail address so ppl can contact you ????? :confused:
duppy man
05-18-2005, 09:33 PM
I've been stabbed with a shard of glass that felt cold then very hot,,,and with a eating knife the ones with the round ends and serrated edge during a meal with my older brother that bloody hurt alot
Kid Dynamite
05-18-2005, 09:48 PM
Only drinking effects typing MJ doesnt at all.
it affects mine. If im in a real state then the clacky keys sound funny and then i type things wrong.
:cool:
jadeius
05-19-2005, 02:05 PM
i type all fucked up while high, but i usually remember to backspace and fix it all...however, alcohol is a different story...
stoner spirit
05-20-2005, 12:09 AM
What kind of sword were you practicing with?
The Piper
05-20-2005, 12:17 AM
i got slashed by a k-bar
Maui Wowie
05-20-2005, 12:19 AM
Bush should die.
daZenfmeister
05-20-2005, 12:43 AM
I've been stabbed with a glowing red hot knife. me n a friend were sitting int he car hotboxing it and he heated his pocket knife up with his lighter til it was red and decided to "pretend" to stab me with it and since he is a dumbass and high as fuck he jabs it right into my chest and fucking gives me a 1 1/2" long scar right under my right nipple.
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