FUUUCKKKKKK!!K!KK!K!

[daZenfmeister]

:mad: Sorry but I've been calm enough for a while now! Okay here is the scoop: yesterday afternoon im messin around with my girl and well about 30 min in she is REALLY horny and she wants me to fuck her so i go okay and get out a condom and put it on. we fuck like animals (literally) for like 15 min straight and then i cum and pull out only to find that i dont have a condom on. So I'm fucked. Stupid ass lubricant and wild sex do not mix!!!!!! :mad: :mad: So now I'm scared shitless because if shes pregnant she said that shes keeping it! I even tried to get her to take a morning after pill but she said she just wanted to see what happened and if it happens it happens. Shes had 2 abortions already and I dont want to put her through that again. We really love eachother and I'm a really good guy ( i really am, not to brag but compared to the guys shes been with im gandhi! ) so anyways It's her choice but I really hope she ain't pregnant because then I'ma have to get my GED (im a junior in high now) and then get a job, thats the easy part. the hard part: EXPLAINING ALL THIS TO EVERYONE! My parents will FREAK! Some of her friends will kill me im not joking they will literally beat me to fucking death and chop off my nuts no im not joking again! it really is that bad. But I'm going to man-up no matter how hard the shit gets im sticking through with it! I want to be a good dad I want to support my g/f and maybe soon to be wife. I even told her that this was really her choice and that I would stay with her and support her no matter what which is true. I'm not gonna bull some bullshit disapearing trick because I know that I need to take responsabiliy for this!

Sorry for going off like that anyways any tips would be nice. She's graduating this year and I could EASILY get my GED. Thing is how are we gonna break this to her grandparents (who she lives with) and my parents who are already PISSED at me.
Leave your questions comments or just call me a dumb ass I really don't give a shit.



oh and one more thing if you're pro-life then you can suck my fat cock i hate you! ohhhhh so by your logic im killing 87 million babies every time I beat off?! well good and you can shove your fucking opinions up your ass. i cant believe some of these pro life assholes they call my g/f a stupid slut because shes had two abortions. she made a few bad choices okay! we ain't always the brightest! so anyways fuck prolife people and if you call my g/f a slut or a whore then you know you're just sucking your own cock to make your ego feel big you self indulgent loser.










all done! :(

[FMullegun]

Push for the morning after pill. Get a girl to buy one for you then show it your girl. she might take it. You have 72 hours.

This messege will self destuct.

[daZenfmeister]

i know ive got the internet i did ALOT of research i still have tomorrow and im gonna ask her one more time for serious! because its still possible that she'll get pregnant even with the pill its only 80% effective

[FMullegun]

See wrong move man. The pill is only like 20 bucks. Beg borrow or steal that shit. Buy one with help and then ask her again with it right there.

[daZenfmeister]

its 11:00 pm here dude and i dont wanna force her

[FMullegun]

Yeah definetly don;t force her. Just get one tommorow somehow. You can go online and get a prescription. Any girl can pick it up. Then just say "Baby please THINK about taking it. We aren;t ready."


Or risk it.

[Etrain]

I'm not even kidding...slip the pill to her in some kind of food. Your life will be ruined...trust me on this man. She'll never know if you do it correctly.

[NoosaHeads]

Chill Out.....

She May not even Be pregnant.I beleive most condoms these days Have a spermicide mixed with the Lubrciant..
so you'd Have to be extreemly unlucky Or extreemly Potent to put a Bun in that oven.

[makor01]

man i deff would NOT slip it to her. Yeah this is a fucked up situation but i wouldnt trick her like that.

Do you know when he jimmy fell off? did all the jizz spill out of it? if it didnt you might be ok somewhat.

[TheLion]

I'm not even kidding...slip the pill to her in some kind of food. Your life will be ruined...trust me on this man. She'll never know if you do it correctly.
Exactly man, get that pill in her no matter what!

[TheLion]

:ohhhhh so by your logic im killing 87 million babies every time I beat off?!
all done! :(I like George Carlin too ;)

[GreenGaucho]

Tell that bitch to take the fuckin pill and shut the hell up. She wants to "See what happens?" What kind of bullshit is that?

[BUZz UK]

i know "what happens". she has a baby and her life if ruined because she was to stupid to take a pill.

[KellisJ2003]

You say pro-life people should eat shit because "so what, she made a few bad choices?" Wouldn't she get the fucking hint after one? A baby is a lot different when it is sperm and when it is a fertilized growing human. Think about the comments you make before you make them daZenfmeister. If you are her boyfriend, and you guys have a sex a lot, why the hell wasn't she on birth control?

[GHoSToKeR]

I agree.. I understand why people have abortions, but two? A chick having two abortions and she hasnt even graduated!? Shit.

Dude, listen to our advice and slip that pill in her food or something.

[DonnieDarko]

Chances are she's not prego. You still got problems. You're in love with a chick who seems like she WANTS to have a baby now. She should be on birth control and you should be wearing the condoms.

Married with a kid before you guys get out of high school ??? It can work out, but doesn't most of the time. Is that what Gandhi would do ???

[TokeAlloT]

wow, 2 abortions already and your a juniour so shes close to your age, dammn that girl gets around eh? but anyway good luck man, lol

[PureEvil760]

My girlfriend got pregnant once and she had a misscarrage...I got lucky

[bigdaddy420]

Hey Zen, has she taken one of those pregnancy tests you get from the store? If not, I would get one of those. Just to see if she is pregnant or not.

[Etrain]

I still say slip it to her..........

[TheLion]

Ya dude, she seems like she wants a kid, so you're gonna need to slip it to her.

[BUZz UK]

lol, slip, slip,slip!

[forestcouch]

where was she in her fertility cycle? if it was near the end or near the beginning i very much doubt that she would get pregnant. still, don't understand why she wouldn't take that goddamn pill.. must still be high lol

[kuulbns]

She wants to be pregnant, If you're not careful you'll end up with a baby. If not this time, then soon. She should be talking birth control pills if you are having relations. I am speaking from experience, you DO NOT wanna go there. I had my first at 16, second at 18, and last at 21. I also raised 2 daughters who are Mothers now. If she has had 2 abortions, and is risking a third pregnancy, she is thinking about having a baby. Teenage parenting is horribly hard, it will ruin whatever life you have. Some may say it's possible that all will be fine, but please, Believe me, It's not just having a child, it's worry, and finances, and relationships. And kids don't stay cute and cuddly, they become people. Teenagers as yourself go through so much, now think of yourself as a parent to your girlfriend. You would be mad worried over your child, with little education, difficult employment, and bills up the wazoo!! lol
I'm wishing you all the best life has to offer, not trying to preach to you. It just was so hard for me I hate to see anyone go through all that. luv and all the best, Granny Kuu

[sinbin]

mybe you should of put a condom on in the first place? man how can somone be so stupid? THINKING you put a condom on then as soon as you spunk realise your not. jesus christ man.

[kuulbns]

read it Woo, lol. He did, It "got lost".

[TheLion]

mybe you should of put a condom on in the first place? man how can somone be so stupid? THINKING you put a condom on then as soon as you spunk realise your not. jesus christ man.
Dude, did you read it, he had a fuckin' condom on and it came off.
Read shit more carefully next time...

[Satovan]

Yeah dude, you're gonna have to grind that pill up and slip it in a drink or sprinkle it on some food, I don't know it will be as effective, but if she doesn't take it, that's the least obvious way to slip it in.

[Looker]

Its amazing how many versions of the word "fuck" there are..I think I wanna become a fuckologist or something..

Anyway if she is pregnant best of luck if not you two REALLY gotta look at what your doing...

[BlueCat]

I think pro-lifers and pro-choicers are egocentrical stubborn and for the most part asses. They are more concerned with the political issues than the baby or the woman. They allow emotion to rule instead of reason. Neither side will give in at all.. there is no room for compromise with them! I am Pro Science! It makes no sense when we spend 1000s of dollars to save babies born pre mature that weigh less than a pound... yet kill unwanted babies the same weight 2 and 3rd trimester abortions should be banned but it should be left up to the doctor on a case by case basis!it is wrong for the Pro-choicers that don't want ANY legislation against abortion. There needs to be law that keeps up with science. If a baby is viable outside the womb then don't kill it. Pro-lifers also won't comprimise! they won't even allow the day after pill which would help so many rape victums and what about women that get cancer and need kemo or they will die Pro lifers won't budge there either...We need a Pro Science group!!
well thats my thoughts anyway.....

[dokowitz4carbowski]

Dont trick for for crying out loud. Thats prob the worst thing you would do.
And you dont know if shes even got one in the oven so chill the peace out. Cross all those grandparents stuff when you come to it.
Thats the risk though, and whatever happens happens for a purpose...

Light it up and take a puff, but dont let you g/f just in case!! ;)

[SmokeyPotter]

gag her. bag her. throw her in the river. simple as that.

[GreenGaucho]

Btw, this chick sounds like a huge ho. Get yourself a decent chick man, this one's gonna end up sucking dick for meth.

[mellow mood]

jeez thats simple. get the pill, diluate it into his coca-cola then all the shit is okay coz sorry but your g/f is litteraly stupid. "i wanna see what gonna happen" wtf???

[Edgar]

I think it would be less noticeable in food. Like Saaaay spaghetti? But first you might wanna get her to take a pregnancy test so you dont risk ruining your relationship for nothing.

[fuzzyblue]

damn, that is a totally messed situation you got yourself into, for your sake i hope she's not prego ....

[Mello.as.Hello]

Relax, man. First off, forcing someone to do ANY drug is wrong. I'm all for her taking the pill (in the end, what's most important is that you both succeed. This way when you decide you're ready, your child will have a good life), but I don't advocate slipping anyone any drug, anytime.

Now, what you need to do is smoke a bowl and settle down. From what I learned in Biology (the part I was awake for), women only ovulate for one day each cycle. Despite the statistics (and what your teachers and parents tell you) it's actually quite unlikely she's pregnant. Either way, next time MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A RUBBER. Or ask her (politely) to take the pill, if you guys are truly serious.

To be honest though, you guys need to be more careful. Abortions can make women sterile- that means that you could never have your own kid together, potentially. Besides, stuff like this really stresses a relationship, and if you *do* have a kid together, you two are gonna need a strong relationship
.

Peace.

[kiwi]

:( What gets to me is that having a abortion is not a form of birth control. In this day and age there is no real reason for shit like this to happen. There are so many forms of birth control that are made available. For ppl to say it was a accident does not wash with me....you don't accidently fall on a erect penis? :eek:

[wannagethigh]

:( What gets to me is that having a abortion is not a form of birth control. In this day and age there is no real reason for shit like this to happen. There are so many forms of birth control that are made available. For ppl to say it was a accident does not wash with me....you don't accidently fall on a erect penis? :eek:

But is was an accident that his condom fell off.

BTW how the hell does that happen?

Now in my attempt to be helpful what someone above said about how unlikely ur girl is pregnant is very true. Most women who want to get pregnant have to try for months because it just doesn't work so simply. I also dont agree with slipping a pill, but if you make her realize how incredibly fucked both of your lives will be she might just take it. In addition, if all else fails punch and kick the shit out of her stomach like you've never done before. This would kill the baby and eliminate all possibilities of being a father. Totally kidding about that last part by the way.

[Encatuse]

No, but a condom can accidently fall off.

Oh well. You fucked up. Man up to it, don't just drug her. The cannabis boards have some really pathetic people. I'm not even talking about the person who made this thread either. All you guys saying make her take the pill. The guy made the mistake of fucking that twit anyway and now he has to face the consequences. Be it a kid or just the suspense of her possibly being pregnant.

[Etrain]

Na, slip her the pill for real. Your life = down the toilet.

[TheLion]

Enough said. Just get that fucking pill in her.

End thread.

[Stedric]

Tell that bitch to take the fuckin pill and shut the hell up. She wants to "See what happens?" What kind of bullshit is that?
Its her choice what to do with her own body, but I sympathize with you. I've had a few pregnancy scares myself and I'm only 16.

[Smokin2]

Hey Zen, has she taken one of those pregnancy tests you get from the store? If not, I would get one of those. Just to see if she is pregnant or not.

You can't get a positive determaintion on pregnancy for at least 10 days, and that's not always the case, sometimes it takes longer. Your body has to produce a hormone that is detected, but not for several days.

Hey, man I have to agree with others if she isn't out of high school yet, and had two abortions, then she needs to be on some type of birth control. NO excuss. She sounds like she wants a child, but all she really wants is someone to love her unconditonally. Be there for her, support her, and get her on some birth control. I take the orthro evera patch. I love it, I only have to change it once a week, and b/c its a patch she puts on her body, there will be no doubt in your mind as to whether or not she is taking it, b/c you will see it. If you really love her and want to be with her but DON'T want a child you MUST insist upon this. You don't want her to go through another abortion, and that is respectable, then you must put your foot down on this issue. Albeit if you insist upon this, she will follow through out of fear of losing you. If you must threaten such actions, then DO SO, and NOW! Before you become a father and her a mother, way TOO soon. Life is hard enough, with out the added pressure to make money and support a child. You two should be focus on getting an education, then a house, then some money put away, and marriage will come in time. I wish you both the best of luck.

[makor01]

Btw, this chick sounds like a huge ho. Get yourself a decent chick man, this one's gonna end up sucking dick for meth.

holy ouch batman. harsh much?

dont slip it to her man that isnt cool. talk to her...its her body her choice, you wouldnt want someone slipping you a pill that would make your dick fall off or something.

[Encatuse]

a pill that would make your dick fall off

Best.Birth.Control.Method.Idea.Evar.

[TheLion]

holy ouch batman. harsh much?

dont slip it to her man that isnt cool. talk to her...its her body her choice, you wouldnt want someone slipping you a pill that would make your dick fall off or something.
It may be her body, but it will fuck up BOTH his and her lives royaly.

[daZenfmeister]

Well thanks for all the support and criticism. Next fri we are going to test for pregnancy and if we do have a kid we might have to give it up for adoption. I admit my g/f has been around the block (more than a few times actually) but y'know I think that because she chose me she wants someone whos stable and wants to actually be with her. I know we're young and everything but after two times of giving up your child it gets pretty emotional. She really wants to be a mother but I really hope that we can wait until we have a nice financial base and at least our own place and some money saved up. If the inevitable happens this weekend and we find out im not as impotent as I though I was. Well then like I said I'm gettin my GED and gettin' a job, already got a nice one lined up at GORE actually so.....

Anyways everyone wish me luck and I'll try and update this when we find out! And by the way my g/f is 18 years old.

[makor01]

It may be her body, but it will fuck up BOTH his and her lives royaly.


Yeah so slip a woman a fucking abortion pill without her knowing, yeah that makes fucking sense, hey lion, chop off your dick cause you shouldnt breed.

[Etrain]

Na, if this shit would have done Lion and mine's way...never would have a had a problem. Makor, the father should have just as much say as the mother...it's his fucking kid too. Putting all aside, good luck Zen......

[TheLion]

Exactly man, it's his say too. It's too late for the pill now, so you better put that thing up for adoption if she is pregnant, cuz man, giving that baby up is gonna the hardest thing she has ever done. By the sound of things, she sure as shit isn't going to want to. Good luck man. If she is pregnant, push for that abortion and push for adoption if she refuses; and if you're religious, pray for a miscarriage.

Oh, and Makor, FUCK YOU. That was uncalled for.

[Etrain]

and if you're religious, pray for a miscarriage.

Lmao

[makor01]

Uncalled for? NAA fuck you my friend, no reason to do something like that, its the chicks body and she has the right to say if she wants a fucking abortion pill or not. Slipping her something like that would be just like those fuckheads that slip chicks date rape pills. I feel sorry for your girl if you even have one, and if you do...make sure she doesnt read this thread of youll be a single asshole like you deserve to be.

[TheLion]

Dude, wtf is your problem? Sit back, smoke a joint, put on some Marley, and chill.

Peace.

[makor01]

:D...

[Etrain]

Problem resolved. *Sparks one*

[TheLion]

Here man, I haven't read it, but you might wanna take a look, it's how to induce a misscarriage naturally...it wasn't easy to get either, I had to fake being a poor portugese woman to get it for free instead of 8 bucks...good luck.
http://www.naturalmiscarriage.org/world/women.htm

[TheLion]

check it out man

[spliffstar22]

Get your girl on the pill man.. Safest thing to do. I always wrap it up, but most of the girls i fuck are on the pill, if they aren't, i pull out like 2-3 times during just to be
safe (with rubber on)...

[rhino44]

tell her to jump on a broomstick jk hope shes not pregnant man cause your fucked if she is. get her to take the pill if shes not fuckin anybody else that would be great

[Encatuse]

TheLion, Etrain, you guys are low-lifes.

Anyway, she clearly doesn't want to have an abortion, that's good that you respect that. Hopefully she'll give it up for adoption.

[Ozskyz]

Your both so young its mad to think either of u can look after a child and still have a life do u two really want to give up going out to parties or even going to a movie cant do any of that with a baby you cant go out or do anything all you guys will be doing is worring all the time about what you are missing out on once the baby comes and if your doing the right things for the baby is that what u want no life to be at home everyday not go out and have fun . Your both so young should be out there enjoying life not at home with a baby. Talk to some young people that have a baby at your age and you'll see how hard your life is going to get. You see its not even close to a bed of roses big time.

[Etrain]

TheLion, Etrain, you guys are low-lifes.

Anyway, she clearly doesn't want to have an abortion, that's good that you respect that. Hopefully she'll give it up for adoption.

Wow, encatuse...I've never had a problem with you, but fuck you. I'm far from a low-life. They're juniors in high school, think about that...their lives are fucking diminshed if they give birth to a child. If the father (zen) wishes to not have a child and she does (a whore) whom has already had 2 abortions and WANTS to have a kid, he should have just as much say as she. Hmm, she may think it sounds dandy now, but just wait until that kid is 5 months old and see how the home situation is. Two parents who suffer from illiteracy due to the fact they never had the opportunity to go anywhere with their schooling and education trying to raise a child which is soon to become another statistic...come on man.

[TheLion]

Wow, encatuse...I've never had a problem with you, but fuck you. I'm far from a low-life. They're juniors in high school, think about that...their lives are fucking diminshed if they give birth to a child. If the father (zen) wishes to not have a child and she does (a whore) whom has already had 2 abortions and WANTS to have a kid, he should have just as much say as she. Hmm, she may think it sounds dandy now, but just wait until that kid is 5 months old and see how the home situation is. Two parents who suffer from illiteracy due to the fact they never had the opportunity to go anywhere with their schooling and education trying to raise a child which is soon to become another statistic...come on man.
YA!

[Etrain]

Lmao, I love you man.

[somebody someone]

gay

[robert42]

PUT IT IN HER DRINK W/O HER KNOWING .....

[greentweety420]

You know I have been told that if you smoke a lot of weed then it like kills your sperm so like if you are then maybe you dont have a whole lot to worry about.

[TheLion]

I love you too man.

[Button Basher]

My god, I feel so fucking sorry for you dude. (thread starter that is)

I would take these people's advice and slip it to her. It sounds harsh, but it's totally necessary. This sounds like some truly dumb, irresponsible ho you are messing with and she is fucking your life up forever, as well as hers.
Don't feel bad, slip it in some nice cocoa or something and smile sweetly as you hand it to her. Once your sure it's all good, dump like you've never dumped before (the girl that is).

Hope it all works out for you man, i'd hate for this to happen to me. Good luck!