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turborunner03t
05-13-2005, 12:02 AM
1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!

2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!

3. You are happy, you just donâ??t know it - FACT!

4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!

5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!

6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!

10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!

This has been brought to you by the Epsilon Faith now you know
mellow mood
05-13-2005, 12:12 AM
100% of what u said just up here is bullshit. wtf are you talking about man
djaio
05-13-2005, 12:31 AM
this is really cliche, but it fits so well on this board: what have you been smoking and where can i get it?
turborunner03t
05-13-2005, 09:18 PM
anyone play GTA
Ganjamon420
05-14-2005, 02:29 PM
man you are confused as all hell, sperm doesn't exist......you've seen it under a microscope. These sound like the guidelines of a cult. Peace
mellow mood
05-14-2005, 08:14 PM
this seems like a guy that just overdosed on pcp. LOL
rollinKansas
07-22-2005, 07:14 AM
that answer was 100% wrong and we are all dumber for having listen to it....i reward you with no points and may god have mercy on your soul...
ontariogrower
07-22-2005, 07:44 AM
Hahaha that was hillarious. The sad thing is, I believe it.
rastabill89
07-22-2005, 09:14 AM
lol dude lay off the angel dust
naturalmystic
07-22-2005, 11:09 PM
that answer was 100% wrong and we are all dumber for having listen to it....i reward you with no points and may god have mercy on your soul...



Hell yes!

(irrelevant quote..but funny) :
"If peeing your pants makes you cool, then consider me Miles Davis"
J3MiN1
07-23-2005, 05:52 AM
i dont know bout the world being 150 years old actually but the crazy thing is i actually have this tape from a radical christian group that wanted to force us to beleive that the world is only like 4000 years old. i got alot of those theory tapes lying around here. u guys should watch tapes like dat when ur stoned its freaks the hell out of u.
Funkamander
08-29-2005, 10:45 PM
Sweet Monkey Christ that's awesome. Thing I love, is that it's NO MORE REDICULOUS than every other religion.
GHoSToKeR
08-30-2005, 01:02 AM
Hell yes!

(irrelevant quote..but funny) :
"If peeing your pants makes you cool, then consider me Miles Davis"
lol
jacquelyne
08-30-2005, 06:18 AM
SWEEEET I GOT RED HAIR AND SO DOES MY SON LOL.HMMMM I AM SURE THAT WE ARE RELATED.
drsatyriasis
08-30-2005, 09:08 AM
DAHHH FARVA I THNK IT WAES A JOKEE BUT TEY FELLZ 4 IT LOLZ DAuhh
Kid Dynamite
08-30-2005, 01:22 PM
try cleaning my spunk off the bedsheets and then tell me sperm isnt real.
GHoSToKeR
08-30-2005, 05:35 PM
DAHHH FARVA I THNK IT WAES A JOKEE BUT TEY FELLZ 4 IT LOLZ DAuhh
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