Attention World - HELP NEEDED test in 3 days

[mozza1664]

my first post so please bear with me

i have a blood and urine test in 3 days, im 5'9 skinny all over except for a little bit of a pot belly, i quit smoking 27 days ago, i used to smoke between 1 an 2 grams of potent skunk everyday if not more for at least 10years, i have been going the gym swimming and 15 mile bike rides daily for past 3 weeks without fail even done some circuit training classes. i also ate fish rice etc and cut bad fats out, but im still pissin positives on home test!!!

im planning on using the dilution method i have bought....

creatine monohydrate pills 750mg each
b2 vitamins
aspirin
tums

and im thinking of buying gatorade because ive heard it will help with specific gravity and the ph? is powdered or the actual liquid bottles best? is it better than using just water? its quite expensive as i live in uk and its not as common, would monster energy drinks do instead??

ive been loading creatine 6 pills a day since 3 days ago and plan on upping that 2 days prior to test

i have passed tests at home by diluting with water but i am worried the ph and specific gravity wont be right if i use just water thats why i got the tums will it hurt to get gatorade aswell its £13 for 6 x 590ml bottles or £10 for 2.5 gallons of powdered stuff (plus £7 postage) u mix up yourself. (or will monster energy drinks do? the in the shop top of my street £1 for 500ml)

i realy cant afford to fail this test its costing me £240 to go for a dvla medical to get my license back (i drunk drove when i was 20 im 31 now) please please any help and advice greatly needed. Has anyone been through a dvla medical??

[mozza1664]

my first post so please bear with me

i have a blood and urine test in 3 days, im 5'9 skinny all over except for a little bit of a pot belly, i quit smoking 27 days ago, i used to smoke between 1 an 2 grams of potent skunk everyday if not more for at least 10years, i have been going the gym swimming and 15 mile bike rides daily for past 3 weeks without fail even done some circuit training classes. i also ate fish rice etc and cut bad fats out, but im still pissin positives on home test!!!

im planning on using the dilution method i have bought....

creatine monohydrate pills 750mg each
b2 vitamins
aspirin
tums

and im thinking of buying gatorade because ive heard it will help with specific gravity and the ph? is powdered or the actual liquid bottles best? is it better than using just water? its quite expensive as i live in uk and its not as common, would monster energy drinks do instead??

ive been loading creatine 6 pills a day since 3 days ago and plan on upping that 2 days prior to test

i have passed tests at home by diluting with water but i am worried the ph and specific gravity wont be right if i use just water thats why i got the tums will it hurt to get gatorade aswell its £13 for 6 x 590ml bottles or £10 for 2.5 gallons of powdered stuff (plus £7 postage) u mix up yourself. (or will monster energy drinks do? the in the shop top of my street £1 for 500ml)

i realy cant afford to fail this test its costing me £240 to go for a dvla medical to get my license back (i drunk drove when i was 20 im 31 now never done it since or ever will) please please any help and advice greatly needed. Has anyone been through a dvla medical??

i have just done a home test, the strips are made by a company called first sign and i think ive passed, im currently eating like a pig burgers steaks cakes etc due to the fact i read that you should stop exercise on week before real test and eat big. i have drank about 1 litre of water today over a 7 to 8 hour period

it is a faint line but is it a pass?? the other line is very dark, my pee was yellow and had bubbles at top 293226

[SmokeNScotch]

That's a pass...I see the line. A line is a line.

BUT you need to make sure you're testing the first void of the day. Only by testing negative over several days with the first void can you be sure if you're clean enough to pass a UA.

[mozza1664]

That's a pass...I see the line. A line is a line.

BUT you need to make sure you're testing the first void of the day. Only by testing negative over several days with the first void can you be sure if you're clean enough to pass a UA.

thanks for the response, why does it have to be the first pee of the day?? i was going to dilute but because i passed this without drinking excessive fluid im thinking i dont have to now it was about my 3rd or fourth pee of the day when i done this test today, would that not be sufficient?? i thought it would be better with normal pee than diluting to pass my proper test, for that home test i never took any stuff to help me and i figure i drank a normal amount of fluid through the day or is it still dirty and they will they pick this up in the lab? should i still dilute on the day??

and i thought i was clean? would my pee now not have all the right things in it and less thc so its a pass

im confused, 2 days ago i was positive now im in limbo lol

[Burnt Toast]

why does it have to be the first pee of the day?? Do an Advanced Search for Posts, with the terms "worst case scenario" and "latter skews results". You'll have the answers then.

[kballs74]

Ok, so why the first one in the morning? Wont most tests be done well after your void of the day?

[Burnt Toast]

Ok, so why the first one in the morning? Wont most tests be done well after your void of the day?
Well I guess post #5 of this thread didnt serve any purpose :rolleyes:

Very well, read post #4 of this thread: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/206653-drug-test-question.html
You'll have the answers to both of your questions there.

[kballs74]

oh, my bad, sorry. still a rookie. :(

[kballs74]

ok now I see said the blind man! I heard of liver detoxes natural herbs and such that are 12 day detoxes. would that help clean the pee? I am not speaking of the magic elixers that dilute...

[Burnt Toast]

ok now I see said the blind man! I heard of liver detoxes natural herbs and such that are 12 day detoxes. would that help clean the pee? I am not speaking of the magic elixers that dilute... Despite what the product sales pitches would like the consumer to believe, there is no product that can permanently rid the body of THC. The only proven way to permanently rid the body of THC is time and fat-burning exercise.

[mozza1664]

thanks burnt toast

im guessing i must of been a tiny tiny bit diluted

When i go for my test its at a private doctor in a small private hospital (he watches you pee), have i got it right in thinking that as long as i pass the Immunoassay screen with him he will not send it off for the GC/MS test? do only positive pee test get sent for that? ive got to go Saturday morning regardless, ive read tons of stuff and its all starting to blur in my head (lack of thc prob lol)

Even though my 2nd or 3rd pee would show negitive ,i guess when i do my first pee of the day tomorrow its going to be dirty still - just my luck always has been! never know tomorrow i cud pee clean with 1st, but doubt it

if i dont pee clean in mornin.....
what would anyone do in my shoes, go in and give them the 2nd or 3rd pee without diluting/ slight dilution one/two pints of water spaced out over 3-4 hours before test that should show a negitive i must be close to clean, my pee was jus like normal pee when i passed home test today, but i will test a few times before i go (this im thinking is the best way),

or go the whole hog and do the complete dilution method - gatorade - b2- creatine- tums suposedly help with gravity, what about ph levels?

if any one can see any glitches in my plan please tell me

i need a BIG FAT BLUNT/BAG OF WEED so bad right now i jus wanna pass an get 1!! whats a rough guess of my chances with 1 of these methods?? i feel like im going mad

and to think i got hair tested 10 times every 6 weeks a cpl of years ago to get complete custody of my kids and i passed everyone of them, this seems much worse

thanks in advance for any help advice

im so tired, up all day and night researching 20 hours straight day after day single dad two kids all because weed is illegal! it aint fair alcohol heroin etc thats the problem with the world!! !!Free the Weed!!

[Burnt Toast]

pH is not checked to determine overdiluted samples. pH is checked to determine adulteration (spiking the sample with drop-in additives, bleach, household chemicals, etc).
Only creatinine and S/G are checked to determine overdilution.

have i got it right in thinking that as long as i pass the Immunoassay screen with him he will not send it off for the GC/MS test? Thats right. Only the drug panels that have tested positive on the intial I/A screen will undergo the confirmation GC/MS. So if you test negative for any of the drug panels on the I/A screen, the test is over as a 'pass' - no confirmation GC/MS will be performed.

[mozza1664]

thanks again burnt toast your amazing info is second to none ,ive been eating creatine pills like sweets and ive eatin 6 big steaks since yesterday so creatine levels should be okay, just the sg now... will swapping the 1 to 2 pints of water with gatorade help the sg and taking 4 tums (ive been told this helps) or can i over do the sg to a level that raises eyebrows?

any need for aspirin?

Long live burnt toast!!

[Burnt Toast]

thanks again burnt toast your amazing info is second to none ,ive been eating creatine pills like sweets and ive eatin 6 big steaks since yesterday so creatine levels should be okay, just the sg now... will swapping the 1 to 2 pints of water with gatorade help the sg and taking 4 tums (ive been told this helps) or can i over do the sg to a level that raises eyebrows?

any need for aspirin?

Read up on this thread here: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html

Be sure to read the closing post of that thread (post#87) as it addresses the use of aspirin.

[mozza1664]

right i woke up this morning kids driving me nuts pissed an forgot to test it!! ahhhhhhhhhhh! anyways i managed to squeeze some more out 2min later and got a faint pink line in negative area i was pretty happy but does that count as 1st void?? not happy with my thinking i waited without drinking a thing nearly a hour an pissed in a cup an tested it and got a line in negative but it was practically white no where near a pass like ive had before, but there was a line jus colourless , is this because i was literally scraping the bottom of the barrel so to speak. UA test in like 38 hours from now im starting to sweat a bit, am i best giving a sample of just my own urine if it passes multiple home test on the morning of my ua prob be my 2nd or third void with the help of a pint of gatorade or should i dilute more an add all the special ingredients , ive got them an i been loading on creatine for days now jus incase