View Full Version : you ever had this happen?
amsterdam
05-12-2005, 08:00 PM
i was smoking a cig earlier outside my work and a huge fat-ass lady(200-225lbs)told me that smoking is gonna kill me.i thought i was hearing things!here is this unhealthy fat ass telling me smoking is gonna kill me.
i asked her very calmly if she had ever heard of diabetes and walked inside. :mad:
its true though, cigs suck :)
PureEvil760
05-12-2005, 08:20 PM
I like to tell people it will kill them, then I light one up myself :D
amsterdam
05-12-2005, 08:23 PM
i know its true,still.she weighed like 250lbs??how can she tell anyone anything health related?she is gonna be dead before anyone?funny.
mellow mood
05-12-2005, 08:31 PM
hahahahahaha man thats funny as hell!!!!!! know what is diabete??? hahahhahahahahaha
sawleaf
05-12-2005, 08:44 PM
Anything will kill you. If you do too much of it. It's funny how people think food is harmless. Obesity is the number 2 killer of people in the US!
ScarlettCrush
05-12-2005, 09:00 PM
"thank you for caring about my health in passing, next time your trying to be helpful to strangers try not to be an ass about it"
ezjim
05-12-2005, 09:17 PM
dont worry you can quit smoking today but tommorow she's still gonna be a rude fat ass nosy bitch
jonny
05-12-2005, 09:18 PM
JESUS CHRIST., HE MUST HAVE RELATIVES.
Ok, yes in answer to your question - this has happened to me,
I once was at the train station, anbd this reeally fat, baldin ginger man with a burger in hand is WHEEZING his way up the stairs, reli struggling,
Gets past me and my friend smoking cigs and says 2Don't you boys know smoking kills?" just like Rob Reiner in the southpark episode about smoking (Butt out!)
We said to each other (to shocked at the time to say it to his face, we couldn't belive it) we were like "yeah and so does Glutony!"
Anyway
I recently was on break at work an went out for a cigarette, and this huuuuge lump huffs and puffs past me, an i thort slightly of the bloke in the train station but didn't notice anythin odd untill he walked past... and that familiar voice goes
"you Don't NEED those things you know" tuts, and shakes his head.
he has DOUBLED IN SIZE since the first time he last gave me health advice and this time was simply struggling to walk on a flat surface, let alone stairs!!
I just HAD to phone my mates who had been at the train station the previous time I'd encountered him a few months before.
rofl,
This guy is VERY short and is now almost the same width as his height!!!
Jonny :D haha
GHoSToKeR
05-12-2005, 09:27 PM
roll him in different coloured paint and use him as a rubix cube :)
Roasted Rodent
05-12-2005, 09:27 PM
This guy is VERY short and is now almost the same width as his height!!!
And now he`s like an red apple with tiny tiny legs??
PotSm0key
05-12-2005, 10:16 PM
Anything will kill you. If you do too much of it. It's funny how people think food is harmless. Obesity is the number 2 killer of people in the US! And smoking is 1st.
tokinsmoke
05-12-2005, 10:17 PM
"thank you for caring about my health in passing, next time your trying to be helpful to strangers try not to be an ass about it"
thats what i was gonna say,,,,
i though that was so rude...
at least try to be nice about it and not
make fun of an over weight person...
maybe she cant help that she
weighs that much,,,,geez
peace
bigdaddy420
05-12-2005, 10:43 PM
I agree Tokin, but as an overweight person myself, I believe she can do something about her weight if she really wanted too. She could do what I'm doing to get rid of my weight, it's called exercise. So far, it's working for me.
hippy lettuce
05-12-2005, 11:33 PM
roll him in different coloured paint and use him as a rubix cube
ghostoker that is some funny shit man loololololololo
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