Help!!!

[hichikee]

I really suck at rolling joints.. Do any of you know any good tips or sites I can go check out?

[smokey]

u could always try usin a joint rollin mat
dont kno any sites tht sell them tho
:)

[maelly]

just have someone teach you man
i suck too, ive tried and tried and just gave up. i just have other people roll them now

[hichikee]

i try and try and i get my boyfriend to roll of the time, but sometimes he just doesn't want to u know? I want to learn but maybe i'm just not meant to...

[smokey]

why dont u look online for a rollin mat hichikee alot easier to roll with if u cant

[withoutaname]

Fear not my lil Blumpkin':

HAve you ever seen anyone do that "worlds smallest violin" thing. It is almost like you are trying to snap or click your fingers. Look at your hands and do it slowly. Your index and middle fingers should stop on the pads of your thumbs. If your still with me, it is the key to rolling a solid "J" on the go or at home.

Once you tighten the paper around the bulk of the weed, cradle it to distribute the weed evenly. Just when think that you are ready to "Snap" it shut, lick the glue and roll your thumbs up and outwards towards the end of the paper. You should have it. If not, try again.

As far as rolling the "Bob Marley"- I don't feel the need. I just roll 2 or 3 and keep the party going. Don't be afraid to spill a little- do it over a creased sheet of white paper.

You will get better with practice so until you're confident in your skills don't try it at a party so some as-swipe can make a comment about the crap rolling job you just did.

TRY THIS
Another hint to enjoying the joint as it burns down,
-cut a piece of a plastic (yes plastic!!!) straw about 12 cm. (3") long.
-If there is a incense stick around, that would be ideal (if not a smigarette) will do. Use it to burn a small whole in the side of the straw that will act as a carb.
-fit the joint into the end of the straw, add fire and start your own revolution.

I think it goes without saying when the cherry of the joint comes close to the plastic, crush out said cherry with the butt of your lighter. If you smoke the straw you should run to the nearest wall and put your head through it,

This the easiest way to pass a joint from friend to friend without crushing the end, which would otherwise become thick with resin and difficult to hit.

Once again just another way to enjoy the common thread that binds us all together.

:cool:

[HigHAnneXities]

First lets get out the supplies:

*A dollar bill *
. (any paper currency should do, as long as the texture's close)

*Papers*
. (For beginners I recomend JtB 1.5 Cigarette Paper's, the length helps in learning and the glue is much better)

*Marijuana/Tobbacco*
. (The better the product the better the doobie. how good will your doobie be?)

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Step #1

. Break up you Bud/Tobbacco into fine little pieces.
. Besure to get out any seeds, stems, ect.
. The product will roll and spead eaisier if grinded into a powder.
. The amount is up to you, 1.5's can hold quite a bit,
. I recomend small doses while learning

Step#2

. You want to make a fold in your dollar at about 1 1/2 to 2 inches.
. Roll your paper the same way at about 1/2 an inch.
(Make sure when you fold your paper the glue strip is at the top and facing you.)
. Lay the paper in the dollar (as shown below)
. A good rule of thumb in this step is make sure the paper is aligned
with the dollar for an even roll.

Step#3

. Now place your Bud/Tobbacco in the paper.
. you want to be sure to disperse your product
. evenly to ensure a decent straight roll.
. Too much at spot in your joint will create
. lumps and uneven burning.
. Remember you joint is similar to a wick, you want
. it as even as possible all the way through.

Step#4

. now you want to close the dollar, with your product inside.
. remember dont squeeze the product,
. Pinch the dollar right above your Bud/Tobbacco
. While pressing upwards the dollar you want to distribute
. a firm even press throughout the product.

Step#5

. the tricky part, but don't let it discourage you.
. you want to allow the paper to roll around your Bud/Tobbacco
. at the same time allow you dollar to keep moving upward.
. Still keeping in mind, an even press will create an even roll.
. try not to allow your joint to get loose at this point firm pressure is a must.

Step#6

. Now that you've gotten your joint rolled evenly all
. the way to the glue strip, your ready to lick your paper.
. Exactly the way you would a stamp, use your tongue to
. moisten the strip evenly all the way across the paper.
. This is not a slobbering contest, we do not want our
. dog to lick it for us. to much moisture in one spot across
. the joint will contribute to an uneven burn.
. After moistening the glue strip proceed to roll the joint
. until you run out of dollar.

Step#7

. Take the joint out of the dollar, your done.
. if one part or another is still alittle too moist you may
. want to give it time to dry. an even burn is essential to
. a good joint.

Thanx to 'just ask jeeves'

[david420]

i can roll! learned off of watching my friend mo rolling.. not that complex ahaha

[hichikee]

Wow!! Thanks a lot guys!! I think your tips may really help my situation. I'll have to go and try them now.. man my boyfriend will be really impressed!

[joker121]

Just google it man. I rolled an okay one, with cigarette paper. JOints ultimately suck more than you will scuk them to get high.
Don't use cig paper, cuz then they are short as my dick, and that sucks.
Just be gentle ith it, be gentel with everything.

[Kronik Bagz]

tips are alwayse good but everyone rolls a little differently,

the only thing i can think of is practice, its the best way to learn.
it can be really frestrating but it really does help. i got good just
rolling my own cigaretts for a while, if you dont smoke cigs just
try rolling it and if it doesnt work dump it and start over.

my friend has a trick where he puts the weed in a zig zag and folds a dollar bill over it and rolls it into a copmact weed bar, then just roll it up, lick the gum and stick it. also dont get the gum too wet or ur joint wont burn as well

hope this helps

[joker121]

Just take the tobackee out of a cig, and then fill it w/ weed. Rmeove the filter, twist, adn try to enjoy the utter shit htta is a joint! :)