Learn The Language Of The Marijuana User

[Trips Rolls Bowls]

http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/marijuana/l/bldicmarijuana.htm

i thought this was just funny as hell, its a list of marijuana related "terms" and what they mean.......i cant beleive my generation is governed by people that get their information from shit like this :P P ea C e

[maelly]

hahah yeah man i could go for some "lambs bread" right now hahahah WHO SAYS THAT??? if anyone ever said that they would get shot. thats hilarious, and isnt ganja jamaican, not indian? just wondering

[Lepp]

lol

My god, that's funny stuff right there.

[StyleZ]

hahahaha I say we should all have a "Tea Party" with a "Lid"

[Lepp]

Steamboat, hey. I actually learned something. That's kind of creepy. o.O

[NoSoupForYou]

LMFAO i feel bad for the kid who has to get drug tested the next time he wants to put salt and pepper on his burrito

P.S. the entire site is hilarious

[NoSoupForYou]

im also joining their forum it should be fun

[need4weed]

im going to blow ones roof 2nite with a couple of aces then prolly eat an alice b tokla any of u tea heads want to join me. ha ha ha ha ha ha wot a load a shit. lol ha ha

fill it up
bill it up
blaze it up !
peace

[ermitonto]

I got my wig tightened today, and man this smoke Canada is black gold! I totally booted the gong all over this white-haired lady. Man, Lucas is so cool!

That doesn't even make sense. These parents obviously can't grasp simple slang, like "pocket rocket" which actually means penis you nuckfuts.

[ermitonto]

http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/marijuana/l/blmarijuana2.htm

"Marijuana cigars called blunts have also become popular. To make blunts, users slice open cigars and replace the tobacco with marijuana, often combined with another drug, such as crack cocaine."

I'm sorry, I can't recall the last time I had a blunt with crack cocaine in it.

[maryjanemama]

That site is too funny...Hey, parents, anything you're kid says means he's getting high! I bet it's with some of that marijauna dipped in formaldehyde.

[kevy cola]

fucking ridiculous. they can't really be that stupid, can they?

[delatour420]

yes they are really that fucking stupid thank texas the first marijuana ordinance was passed there in 1914 to quote woody harrelson"the law was ineffective at controlling marijuana but it was effective for controlling mexicans

[the moolag]

hahah yeah man i could go for some "lambs bread" right now hahahah WHO SAYS THAT??? if anyone ever said that they would get shot. thats hilarious, and isnt ganja jamaican, not indian? just wondering

i think the term ganja actually IS from india. but jamicans use it as well.

[david420]

http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/marijuana/l/blmarijuana2.htm

"Marijuana cigars called blunts have also become popular. To make blunts, users slice open cigars and replace the tobacco with marijuana, often combined with another drug, such as crack cocaine."

I'm sorry, I can't recall the last time I had a blunt with crack cocaine in it.

LOL i dont know anyone who's EVER stuck crack in their blunts ahah

[joker121]

I really hate how people call it 'crack cocaine'. It reminds me of this lady who drives me to school in our carpool, and she got a ll pissy, and started screaming b/c she saw someone driving who looked like she was 'high on drugs'. It's so unspecific!
"Hey guys want to get high on drugs?" "Sure thing g-funk!" "I'm down like a clown Cahrlie Brown!" "for rizzle shizzle, my bizzity bizzity bizzity ibzznizz-a-dizz-razz-ma-tazzz-azzle, aflazzle!"

LOL THE motherfuckers even spelled toke wrong!!!!!!!(toak) lol lol lol LMFAO!!!!!!!

If you probe their site, yeah i know it sounds liek sex, they say that pot is only from sativas. SO if your mom gets mad at you for smoking pot, just explain that your smoking indica, and everyhting will be allright.