I diluted and also used ready clean

[Benkaldwurse]

I just went to see my p.o. And I got dropped. I knew it was coming, so after 3x daily use of med grade for 3 straight weeks, I abstained for 18 days. During that time I drank a lot of dandelion root tea made fresh from the backyard, ate tons of raw garlic, made my own cayenne/maple/lemonade with all fresh ingredients, (went through two bags of lemons) took about 5000 mg vit C per day, and also B vitamins. And riding my bike like crazy for exercise.
So I thought I might be clean. Also the last 6 days I been loading creatine. I took a home test last night and FAILED!
Omg, so. This morning I got up at 5:30, drank 32 oz of water. Then I started working on two 32oz bottles of Gatorade. Every 15 minutes. And I put a bunch of creatine in the last one, and of course b vitamins.
So, you would think I was pissing clean, right?
But then I started thinking, "#*@$ me, man. I can't fail this or I,m going to jail for shizzle!" So I wasn't 100% confident. And I thought maybe there is something to this ready clean stuff. Like maybe the stevia or milk thistle or whatever the heck is in there somehow can block the thc metabolites from getting in my urine. So, I waited about 35 minutes, then took the ready clean and chased it down with as much water 15 minutes later. Then I pissed a ton, of course. Two hours later I gave the nazis my sample.
Now I'm waiting to see if it worked. I sure think so, but they won't call and tell me if I passed. If I didn't I'll go to jail and won't be able to tell you. So, I guess if I'm still posting next month then it worked. Wish me luck! What do you think? Did I pass? Any input would be appreciated.

Btw. I'm 6' 185 lb 39 year old male with lots of muscles.

[Burnt Toast]

And I thought maybe there is something to this ready clean stuff. Like maybe the stevia or milk thistle or whatever the heck is in there somehow can block the thc metabolites from getting in my urine. If you take the claims of these detox potions at face value, then Ive got a planet in another solar system thats for sale :rolleyes: . There is no product that can prevent the kidneys from filtering THCA from the bloodstream and depositing them into the urine. If the kidneys were suddenly stopped from doing their filtering duties, that person would soon die - unless dialysis comes to the rescue.

When youre using detox potions, you are diluting.

ALL detox products "work" via the principle of dilution. That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. By consuming the drink and the additional fluids, an effort is being made to dilute the THCA concentration thats present in the bladder. These products do not rid the body of THC, nor do they do all those other crazy things that the ill-informed sales pitches would like the consumer to believe.

In short, detox products are nothing but a big scam to prey upon the uninformed and credulous and taking their cash. You can spend an obscene amount of money on a magic elixir, and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished using just vitamin B2 and water.