brown wings

[japple]

My wife has just discovered the pleasures of anal sex. She's just bought a strap-on!!! Can anyone relate to this?? I've never been screwed by a woman before.......

[makor01]

im frightened by that. but if it gets ya there thats cool =)

[Ganjamon420]

yeah i can't really comment on this one, but i aint one to judge another person so i will just say you better have a lot of KY ready. Peace and good luck with your wife, your gonna need it.

[wannagethigh]

thats fucked up

[Buck268]

At least its a chick behind ya, not Bubba...

[justinsane]

whatever floats your boat... your gonna have a pretty damn sore boat though..

[NoosaHeads]

A sunken boat more like it...I hope she's gentle with ya...


Im not into it EXIT ONLY for me..........:)

[wannagethigh]

Unless you are gay though how will a big dildo in your ass get you off? I"m really confused...

On a side note, does a strap on give your girl pleasure?

[japple]

Unless you are gay though how will a big dildo in your ass get you off? I"m really confused...

On a side note, does a strap on give your girl pleasure?

I'm unsure as to how I will gain pleasure from this, as to my wife's pleasure from wearing a strap-on, again this is at the moment unchartered ground!! But it is something she would like to try, and in a way I feel obliged.

Thats the reason for this thread surely someone must have been in a similar situation - its not that unusual is it??

[mellow mood]

u wanna be didoed in the ass????


???

[mellow mood]

dildoed*

[Ganjamon420]

I think all women in relationships have thought about asking and i know a few of my ex's asked and I said no because I just couldn't do that. Peace

[DonnieDarko]

You're lucky that wifey is kinky. Experimentation is cool, just be honest with her, especially if it's not you're thing. If you give in to her, she'll be more likely to do the same for you.

[mellow mood]

fuck man thats gross. u wanna get things in the ass?? awwwwww

[GHoSToKeR]

Props to you and your wife. I know I would personally never let anyone stick anything in my ass, and I don't ever plan to stick anything in anyone else's ass, unless it's my foot. Just smoke a bowl, relax, lube up and bite the pillow. =/

[Encatuse]

-laughs- You can still get pleasure from it if your not gay. Do you think gay guys are gay because anal sex feels good? No. They're gay because they're attracted to men. ;) Anyone can enjoy anal sex and not be gay, as long as they're doing it heterosexually.

I'm sure if I'm lucky enough to get a kinky chick I'll someday have a dildo up my ass.

Hump on my friend, hump on.

[Looker]

u wanna be didoed in the ass????


???



:D :D

[mellow mood]

fuck man i dont wanna get any dildo in my ass. fuck that gays do that coz they dont have a fuckin pussy to fuck. so they fuck asses. i just prefer a nice blowjob. fuck anal sex for guys :eek:

[GHoSToKeR]

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[mellow mood]

im gonna be sick

[naturalmystic]

I don't think he's gay, he's got a wife. Personally, I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do that. But hey, maybe it'll get you points with your wife...Then you can get her to do shit that you want her to do.

[Ganjamon420]

It's not being gay they enjoy, have you ever heard of the prostate gland? When the prostate is rubbed the right way it will give you an oragasm like never before, that's why gay men are gay and most women that have partaken in anal sex love it. And no I am not gay, I just remember sex ed quite well lol. Peace

[LearyS Disciple]

i really doubt the reason gay people are gay is just for the sex

[mellow mood]

well i dont doubt, i KNOW gays arent just gays just to be fucked in the ass, LOL

[LearyS Disciple]

lol yeah

[SmokeyPotter]

the prostate isn't the reason some women like anal. Women don't have prostates! :D

[mellow mood]

well thats what i tought lol but for few seconds but he made me hesitate for few seconds lol

[Ganjamon420]

What, I thought everybody had a prostate. opps my bad. sorry you are right there is another reason they are gay. ewww *shutters* Peace
P.S. Yo Jappel did you get your wings yet?

[TheLion]

-laughs- You can still get pleasure from it if your not gay. Do you think gay guys are gay because anal sex feels good? No. They're gay because they're attracted to men. ;) Anyone can enjoy anal sex and not be gay, as long as they're doing it heterosexually.

I'm sure if I'm lucky enough to get a kinky chick I'll someday have a dildo up my ass.

Hump on my friend, hump on.
I'm with Encatuse on this one. Just take it slow man. Hump on!

[chris420]

but still, ill pass from getting anal from Anyone! male or female. thats just not right man :eek:

[mellow mood]

well for females that good man. but yea ill pass my turn haha

[japple]

What, I thought everybody had a prostate. opps my bad. sorry you are right there is another reason they are gay. ewww *shutters* Peace
P.S. Yo Jappel did you get your wings yet?

Unfortunately/fortunately !! my wings have not been obtained yet. Depending on the experience I'll let you know. Thanks for asking.

[mellow mood]

hey but watchout to not turn into a faggot!!!!! lolll jk :)

[spliffstar22]

Fuck that bullshit. I would never take anything, not anything in my ass. I fuck my girl in the ass, but she has never and will never ask to fuck me in the ass with a strap-on. 9/10 i'll be super frazzled when she asks me, and i'll burst out laughing lol .. and say no...

[Satovan]

If you do your girl in the ass, I guess it's only fair that you let her do you in your ass. I mean, a womens ass is meant for penises just as much as a dudes ass so why not? And after all, it's his wife, the woman he plans on spending the rest of his life with. The only person that's gonna he know he got done up the ass is his wife, and since he posted it, the internet, which is the majority of the world.

[Satovan]

PS, marrige is the only way I would let a chick do me in the ass, that way I woulden't have to explain to my next girlfriend why my brown eye is three inches wide.

[mellow mood]

GROSS

plus i doubt you would stay with your wife your hole life. and youd have chances to get prostate cancer. EVEN GROSSIEST

[sharpezor]

well man at least its a woman behind you, but i still think its a little fucked up. I mean i hope your mom dosnt walk in when all this is going down.

[japple]

well man at least its a woman behind you, but i still think its a little fucked up. I mean i hope your mom dosnt walk in when all this is going down.

lol!! yeah man potential most embarrassing moment!! Will try and avoid that scenario...

[Poppy Razzi]

Well, hun...hopefully the dildo is curved in the end to stimulate the prostate. I recommend something the width of a thumb and at least 4-5 inches long...but it must be curved to be truly enjoyed. Also have a flare base so it doesn't get los inside of you. And of course lot's of lube and relax! Oh, lay on your side...doggie-style is for the advanced.

I don't mind stimulating my mans prostate...it is ofcourse the base of the male tool. What fun to see him beat of as this is done to him. Men who are open-minded to this enjoy the best nut of there lives...earth-shattering, toe twisting, yelling, deep orgasm...almost spiritual.

It's not what you do that makes it gay...it's who you do that does!!!

[amsterdam]

My wife has just discovered the pleasures of anal sex. She's just bought a strap-on!!! Can anyone relate to this?? I've never been screwed by a woman before.......


is she gonna fuck you in the ass??thats nasty dude. :mad:

[Encatuse]

This is such a funny thread.

[japple]

Well, hun...hopefully the dildo is curved in the end to stimulate the prostate. I recommend something the width of a thumb and at least 4-5 inches long...but it must be curved to be truly enjoyed. Also have a flare base so it doesn't get los inside of you. And of course lot's of lube and relax! Oh, lay on your side...doggie-style is for the advanced.

I don't mind stimulating my mans prostate...it is ofcourse the base of the male tool. What fun to see him beat of as this is done to him. Men who are open-minded to this enjoy the best nut of there lives...earth-shattering, toe twisting, yelling, deep orgasm...almost spiritual.

It's not what you do that makes it gay...it's who you do that does!!!

Thanks Poppy Razzi, something tells me you know what your talkin about!! you got any other useful tips.....?

[Juggalotus]

I got one dude, take a shower first, I know this is goin to sound weird as fuck...people with weak minds look away!...lol, you might want to use KY and stick a few fingers in ur ass before she goes shoving a dildo in. That can damage ur body and shit..and dont forget to lube up the dildo too...after shes done or ur done or w/e, u might need to feel like u gotta shit if you use too much lube and it just kinda oozes out. and uhm...take a shit first if you can. It'll take a while to get use to the thing in ur ass...In the mean time...try polishing the one eye'd gopher with 1-3 fingers in your ass. see if you like it or not before you commit to this. Well...Later bro, good luck

[slipknotpsycho]

My wife has just discovered the pleasures of anal sex. She's just bought a strap-on!!! Can anyone relate to this?? I've never been screwed by a woman before.......
uhmm....dude my wife went through that phase....she got outta it quick when the only answer she got was "it ain't happenin'"

[Looker]

well man at least its a woman behind you, but i still think its a little fucked up. I mean i hope your mom dosnt walk in when all this is going down.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[slipknotpsycho]

oh yea and on the gay thing....i have a gay friend known him almost my whole life.....it's just like being straight kinda.....just picture a woman's atttractions in men...inside another man..that's all it is...some act more like a woman because some want to have a more feminine mate but women just turn them off....i know alot of people here gay and instantly think weird people, weird parties, transvestites and sex changes and shit..but its not like they're just like anyone else...trying to find love in the form that they are attracted to.

[rhino44]

dude be the penetrator not the penetrated

[Breukelen advocaat]

Here's some info:

http://www.sexuality.org/authors/morin/analrule.html

http://www.sexuality.org/morin98.html

[DREAMSinBETWEEN]

Kay this is only my point of view on the subject...personally never really thought about putting a strap on dildo on to fuck some guy in the ass...although a friend did ask me once if I would do that...it was his sorta thing...and no he's not gay...only enjoys when a woman has a strap on ...so of course I had to ask all sorts of questions...haha...I've got a curious mind about things...anyway he says that he cums a lot harder when he does it...and from what he says...yeah the chick gets off cause they make them with something she can insert or have rub the right places...

[tir na nog]

funniest thread ever!!!!!!!

[daZenfmeister]

It's so confusing I don't know whether this would turn me on or freak me out...................................... :confused: