The First of May

[Shovelhandle]

First Of May : John Coulton

I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People's Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn't home so I called my girl
I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

[Esteban1]

Nice, very poetic I must say. Also Love spring summer cuz it's Mother Nature calling tell'n us it's time to make the doughnuts. We as a community in "this life" are very very small & misunderstood by most. Especially when it comes to mmj forget just growing for sustenance/self reliance. My girl is so conservative & tuned into the mechanical "wake up each day & make that $" forgetting the essentials of life in its purest form.... Visualizations that few have seen let alone felt! We are truly 1%'s in our own special way! Shov, nice prose.

Semper Fi

:s4:

[Dutch Pimp]

It's a beautiful morning.

I watched two mocking birds mating. She was willing & cooperate, he was quick. (3 seconds) :wtf:

[skidoo]

My youngest will turn 13 in 4 days. She's my baby girl.

It's fascinating how our visceral, reptilian, personal morality can shift and squirm and reposition itself, seemingly on its own, with no rational input from us.

Because this spring, I don't want ANYBODY fucking.