Ants

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Ever since ive been a lil kid ive loved ants, i just loved making them fight, watching them do what they do, Fighting other ants or other bugs, crickets and spiders mainly :D. OK so yeah im gonna get baked go get ants and then like fuck with them, like add a fire and water and wind and u know like they will have natural diasters, im 15 yeah so what lol its fucking fun im still kinda baked/half drunk, BUT WOO!!! what do you guys tihnk?

[hoodedclum]

Haha, yeah man back in middle school we used to have ant fights every lunch time , we'd build up little arenas for them and watch them battle it out, the red ones usually beat the black ones lol. good stuff

haha funny thread mate im watsed,.

[powair]

Lol! That made me laugh man, and it sounds like fun.

[4252]

They're ok if they mind their own business. If they get in the house I sanction them with extreme prejudice.

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[Darkneon420]

Ever since ive been a lil kid ive loved ants, i just loved making them fight, watching them do what they do, Fighting other ants or other bugs, crickets and spiders mainly :D. OK so yeah im gonna get baked go get ants and then like fuck with them, like add a fire and water and wind and u know like they will have natural diasters, im 15 yeah so what lol its fucking fun im still kinda baked/half drunk, BUT WOO!!! what do you guys tihnk?

plz dont burn them....

[mellow mood]

respect living creatures...

[GreenGaucho]

respect living creatures...
agreed.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

respect living creatures...
Maybe if it was an animal animal, not an insect, but its a stupid insect so :D

[rysk8er420]

Yea i would say that since ant outnumber us by about 1 person on earth for every hundred ants, so im pretty sure if he kills a few it won't put a dent in the ecosystem u damn treehuggers. Don't get me wrong, i love animals and would never hunt, but we are talking about insects here. They are fun to fuck with and just last weekend i got stoned and was putting firecrackers in this ant colony right next to my driveway(fucking hilarious) and that was it, by next week im sure they will have rebuilt their colony and be fine.

[kyle]

More like one million ants for every one person..

Back when I lived in Quebec we had a stream and a lake by our house so we'd catch these wierd little crablike creatures that strongly resembled miniature scorpions. We would all get together (my brothers,cousins, and I) and we would stick them in a bucket and bet on which one we thought would win, it was cruel and sadistic but I was like 6 and did'nt care/understand, also-it was fun.
We used to get a magnifying glass and fry little insects and shit. We also would point the thin-spray nozzle of the hose down an ant-hill and blow em' all away. Another thing we did was walk around this big ass field behind my house, with hockey sticks; everytime we saw a bee, wasp, or hornet on a flower we would hit it with the stick. Stung many-a-time from doing that. No, the fun does'nt stop there, we would catch big ass bullfrogs, we never hurt those-just played with them for a while, same with toads, that is: until the day I learned they could giveme worts-ick!
One more thing, we'd blow up bee-nests with super-soakers. We we're a bunch of sadistic bug-killers we were, my two brothers and me I mean. Ahh the good ol' days and memories, I don't kill crap anymore though. Except me and my buddy would capture slugs and put them in 'the circle of salt' and like pretend we were like executioners and we would impale, behead, crush, burn, drown, hang, throw, bombard with rocks, basically anything that would kill them creatively. The hair-spray-can-and-lighter-torch was the favorite, did that just last summer.

[OreO]

Last year with the crazy secadas(sp, i know i got that one wrong) me and 2 of my friends were smoking a blunt and i saw one of the secadas as we were blowing shotguns. I was like "hey its prob up for some smoke," so i blew it one of the best shotties i have ever blown. After one second it just tipped over on its back and we couldnt stop laughin...i think it was one of the funniest times ive ever had smoking.

[A Foo Says]

I had an antfarm once, those fellas didn't grow shit. I thought they'd whip up some carrots or something, but no! And you know what, If i pulled their legs off they'd look like snowmen.

[koshea]

i had an antfarm in my room, i blew smoke in their airhole every time i smoked and after a few days they started making circular tunnels..like, it was a circle, no beginning or end, they would just walk in circles, over and over....that, or the didnt finish the circles..lol...it was like a "C"...i think they got lazy...plus they started eating eachother..lol, extreme munchies i guess

[powair]

i had an antfarm in my room, i blew smoke in their airhole every time i smoked and after a few days they started making circular tunnels..like, it was a circle, no beginning or end, they would just walk in circles, over and over....that, or the didnt finish the circles..lol...it was like a "C"...i think they got lazy...plus they started eating eachother..lol, extreme munchies i guess

That's fucking hilarious! :p

[PureEvil760]

have a recreation of the trojan war, give them toothpicks for spears and cocktail sticks shaped like swords for uh..swords then u can chop them up and impale them while they are fighting eachother. Throw a celabration for the winning team of ants have medevil music and stuff...eat some chicken or somthin

[Hektik]

hahaha i used to burn em with a magnifying glass. good times good times

[hardon]

am i the only one that just stepped on em????

[GHoSToKeR]

Maybe if it was an animal animal, not an insect, but its a stupid insect so :D
dude, an insect is still a livin creature.. i try not to even step on bugs accidently when im walkin outside

but hey, to each his own, right? :D

[Hektik]

lol i'm the guy who tries to swerve into the cat in the road for +10 points. :p

[4252]

I don't like ants, they fight dirty; go for the ankles. But I'm not for cruelty either.

So, if you're genocidally inclined, but need a rationalle, say, getting them out of your kitchen, here's a home remedy:

For starters, ants can't fart. Any Entimologists here, please verify this, it's a matter of faith with me. If you make a mixture of honey, yeast, and some water, and put it within reach of where they forage, they'll go for it with a an antlike, boundless enthusiasm. They'll swarm and eat like pigs. They'll take it home to the kids. The yeast will somehow form an increasing gas pressure inside the target ant, and it'll have no way to vent it. So, they don't have much else to do but explode, eventually. Or maybe just quietly burst, I'm not sure. Anyway, all the ants that got a free meal next to your kitchen sink or under the cats' dish will within a couple of days, be too blown up and dead to discuss it much with the other ants.

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[GHoSToKeR]

Now THAT'S a plan

[mellow mood]

i dont get why you dont mind killing a bigger living creatue than a smaller. anyway i dont care lol

[Kramerica]

When you die, ants get into your casket and crawl into your nose and ears, and carry pieces of your body away that begin falling off

Top of the mornin to ye!!!!!!!!!!

[GHoSToKeR]

i dont get why you dont mind killing a bigger living creatue than a smaller.
who was that directed at?

[Etrain]

I want to be cool and post on the ants thread just because I haven't. I was never one to kill ants with a magnifying glass nor fill them with gas to the point of explosion, but there was a time when I raised the biggest, baddest, kick-ass Crawfish in the ring. He was CrawDaddio. :cool:

[kyle]

I want to get rich, and buy 100,000 scorpions, and make them rage war on each other. In like a huge sand-pit that they we're trapped in, then the last scorpion alive, will have the honourary right to be shot out of a cannon across the ocean.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Dude why dont u juse use scorpions in wars? Like drop them in crates or just send them in co-op....hahahah im baked