Drug test in 2 days, should I sub or not?

[NW_Green]

Hello all, new user to the forums, but have done days of research on these forums as well as others. Let me start by saying my story is the same as everyone elseâ??s, I have been offered a beyond dream job, with the type of work I would love to be doing as well as great pay and benefits. I recently graduated from college with my engineering degree, and quit smoking pot on March 3rd with anticipation that I would have to take a pre-employment drug screening. Seeing how today is April 20th (it was a shame not to smoke today!) I have been clean for 49 days total. Last Friday, the employer called me, offered me the position, and said I had to take a drug test at a local LABCORP facility. I have been testing myself throughout this break with OTC test strips I bought off Amazon, and they have been a mix of passes and fails. After I got the phone call on Friday, I decided to go to an official office that does drug screening and pay a whopping $65 for myself to get tested, just for a piece of mind. Turns out I FAILED, for THC. I couldnâ??t believe it, I mean 49 days! FML. So I have to take this test Monday, which is in two days.

My three options I am considering at the moment: 1) Drink a SHIT load of water the day of, and hope it doesnâ??t come back diluted. 2) Go out and buy some Quick Fix and sub. 3) Use my wifeâ??s urine and sub, who is 100% drug free, and not on any birth control or anything like that. Honestly, option #1 sounds the most sketched IMO, with the chance of either failing again or having it come up too diluted. Options 2 & 3 are a sure way to pass, but only assuming everything goes according to plan. I have used QF in the past (about 6 years ago), and my biggest problem was keeping it at temperature. I used the heating packet that it came with, but by taping it to the side of my leg, it killed the oxygen to the pad, and it stopped producing heat, and therefore dropped the temperature to below satisfactory temp. Not to mention how fucking nerve racking it is. Because it seems like a lot of people on this forum have experience with my exact situation, what do YOU suggest I do? Any advice is more than welcome, and I thank you in advance.

[Burnt Toast]

Since youve expressed that you really want this job, then subbing (with the wifes or synthetic sample) would be the way to go.

The key to pulling off a successful sub (and to help overcome the jitters) is practice.

[NW_Green]

Thanks for the reply Burnt Toast. After spending the hours reading through these forums, it seems like you are the one who seems to reply the most, and provide the most knowledge, and I thank you for all your time and effort. I'm sure it can get tiresome answering the same questions day in and day out, so thanks again.

Today (Sunday) I have drank about 4 big cups of water, and taken 2 OTC drug tests at home, which I seemed to pass just fine. But again, I am afraid it might be too diluted. It has a yellow tint to it, but isn't the darker yellow that urine normally is. After reading through the Substitution sticky on this forum, for practice I have hidden a bottle of old Quick Fix that contains the temp. strip in the recommended area between my scrotum and anus, or as boys in Jackass call it, "the gooch". As I said, this bottle is about 5 years old, and I don't plan on using it, but I have stored it in my gooch area for about an hour to test the temp, and it has remained a constant 96 degree temp. I have went to the store and bought a travel size (3oz) bottle that came empty, and I'm assuming it is used for shampoo or such. Because I have been re-assured that that gooch storage area will remain a constant 96 degrees, I think I am going to have my wife pee in a cup, transfer the urine into the travel shampoo bottle, store it in my gooch, and head straight to the testing center. I have read a few times that it is against the law for pre-employment drug screening can not test for gender, like testing the urine if it is male or female. Is this correct? Other than the temperature issue, do you have any other recommendations for me to successfully pass this test tomorrow? Agian, Thank You!

[Burnt Toast]

I have read a few times that it is against the law for pre-employment drug screening can not test for gender, like testing the urine if it is male or female. Is this correct? Thats right. Donors facing an employment-related U/A are protected against genetic profiling, under the Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act (GINA). With that being pointed out, any human urine can be used as a sub as long as the sub donor is indeed drug-free and not overhydrated.

[Fragadoom]

Okay.... I have finally been accepted into the community so I just want to let everyone interested know that subbing works. I just passed my third drug test by subbing synthetic urine, twice with ultra kleen ultra pure and this last time with BC Entities field kit. I am here to assure you that if you follow the directions and get the temperature right you will pass using this method. I just got my results today and I am now going to be making the big bucks ... so trust me when I say you can't go wrong with subbing ... I am an extremely happy camper