Random Story Thread!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Ok so you me and all your friends lets go! woo im baked so here i start the story you add the sentence and then next person does and so on, try and make sure not to do it too close to when someone else does it or then it gets messed up! woo lets do this!


So he sat up, still dazed from the fall. He counted his fingers, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7? OMG my fingers!!!! he looked up only seeing a.....

[llamaman666]

ziploc baggie with 3 fingers in it falling down

[KellisJ2003]

. The problem was that these fingers did not look like his fingers at all, they were feminine, as if they were from a womans hand.

[hipEstoner]

-he took the 3 feminine looking fingers out of the ziplock baggie with the special ziplock zipper seal and he proceeded to roll them in a joint-

[PureEvil760]

damn this is good shit, he said to himself as he lit it up. A few minutes later a chipmunk walked up to him, pulled out a glock and said GIMME THAT SHIT MOTHA FUCKA!

[OreO]

then the chipmunk turned schizo and shot himself in the face. Soon after that he thought hey lets try these fingers in a pipe instead of a joint, so he picked up the chipmunk and packed a bowl with a finger and placed his lips on the ass crack and took a big ass hit and couldnt stop coughin...