Just Did my first Sub using QF 5.7-1

[FirstSubNervous]

Employment UA at Labcorp in Southern Colorado.

The caper went off without any trouble, now im just freaking out about them knowing it wasn't mine somehow.

I have read many many happy reviews from QF on employment screens. Just looking for a reassuring word that it will be ok.

It's doubly insane since we legalized green for Adults in the last election. But I would definitely get in trouble with my very lucrative job if they found out I like to toke in the evening.

Labcorp Lab Urine Test
Subed with QF 5.7-1

Currently Stressed about some lab in georgia flagging my donation as fake :/

Love this forum, So many knowledgeable and helpful people, I went the Sub route because of the assurances of many members who have made synthetic subbing a way of life.

Take care all and thanks for reading.

[FirstSubNervous]

Here is something a little weird maybe..

I just noticed on my Labcorp UA reciept that the Employer address is not at all correctly filled out. It's METS 600 house way suite c-1 (which is the same as the MRO)

Did someone fuckup or is this a sneaky way to hide the employer info?

[vermilion smoker]

did you pass?

[FirstSubNervous]

I haven't heard anything from my employer yet, is 5 business days long enough? I assume no news is good news?

[Burnt Toast]

I haven't heard anything from my employer yet, is 5 business days long enough? I assume no news is good news? Are you an applicant or an existing employee?

[FirstSubNervous]

Existing Employee

[Burnt Toast]

Existing Employee...In that case, no news would mean good news.:thumbsup:

Just carry on in your duties with the "I dont do drugs, therefore my drug test is a non-issue" mindset, and dont inquire about the results to anyone.

[FirstSubNervous]

...In that case, no news would mean good news.:thumbsup:

Just carry on in your duties with the "I dont do drugs, therefore my drug test is a non-issue" mindset, and dont inquire about the results to anyone.

Drugs? Of course I don't do drugs, no more than the next man who drinks or smokes cigars. My job is extremely important to me and I never work intoxicated. My private life is of no concern.

[socalmexican]

Just took my test on last Friday afternoon using quick fix Canadian version made 12/12 in SoCal...it's now Wednesday and I received a congrats and well come to the team email...temp was 95 and lady sealed and didn't use a split sample. Still nervous though and I keep thinking something will go wrong...I'm thinking if I go past Friday I should be okay...hire rite is the company and labcorp took the test and sent it out...been clean for a month today just in case but don't think I'll smoke for a while because withdrawals have been pretty nasty...insomnia and crazy dreams...just getting to know myself after smoking 15 years...just thot I would post if this can help someone out..just make sure the temp is right...peace and happy nightmares lol...

[FirstSubNervous]

Just checking in, No news at work. I can only conclude that I have passed the quiz.

[wowwow1]

I was offered a position with a firm I have been trying to get a job with on Feb. 4 2013.

The first thing I did was buy Quickfix 5.7-1, but haven't used a synthetic in past events and I was skeptical, so I the spent about $150.00 on "Magnum" style dilutions (2 of the watermelons for people under 220lbs. and 1 on the grape ultra quick flush), None worked. Not to say they will not work, dilution has worked for me in the past but I was smokin 2 bowls of "kind bud" a day for about a year (200 lbs. & 6'-2" for scale). With that type of toxicity I failed 17 THC panel tests over the next 2.5 weeks. F.Y.I. I was running 2 miles a day and drinking 8-12 16oz. glasses of water a day; so as previous posts have mentioned, due to THC being stored in fat cells this was a complete waste of my time (I did lose about 8lbs though so not a total waste).

After all of those failed panels I decided to chance it, and go the QuickFix route. I spent another $100.00 or so buying a couple of more QuickFix batches. Two days before testing I did a dry run. I did the whole thing heating it up, strapping the warmer to it, putting it between two pair of boxer briefs I was wearing under jeans, walking around to see how it settles, and even going to the head to see how much noise I would possible make. Man I even poured it in a sample cup cross checked the Temp.against the QuickFix container strip and tested it with a THC panel I had; they were all THC negative.

On game day I reproduced the trial runs I had earlier ran and went to my new office to get the Concentra paperwork. I knew I was not going to take the test at the office so I put the QuickFix (with warmer attached by rubber-band) in a little cooler and wrapped that in a knit stocking cap, it kept the temp awesome at 100 F. (I liked this due to natural cool-off in my briefs after waiting for 30+ min in the lobby my final temp was 97 F.)

At Concentra I waited until called, I was escorted to the UA room and was asked to wash my hands, I was sent into the bathroom (I was not asked at this facility to empty my pockets, the guy before me was but he looked like a thug, I was dressed in halfway professional manner, nice jeans, boat shoes, Polo shirt). I waited a couple of seconds to make sure an ear was not at the door, grabbed my stash and poured it in the sample cup. One thing to note; in my trials I found that squeezing the QuickFix out of the flip-up spout produced a "fart" noise most of the time (you know like the noise ketchup makes at the end of a squeeze bottle when most of it is gone) so I chose to keep the regular spin-off top on to pour it in with instead----no noise. I came out of the bathroom handed the 97 F. sample to the tech, he poured it into two vials, 1 for the test there and the other in case mine tested positive and had to be sent to an independent lab for verification. No need, my five-panel test showed all negative and he disposed of both samples, handed me a confirmation sheet and I went to the physical ( a BP and pulse check along with a battery of have you done this or that style questions).

A word to those in this situation, if I were to have taken the physical first it would not have mattered my nether region was not checked if your will be remember they will leave the room for you to gown-up, just move the synthetic to your pants pocket and put your shirt on top, they will not touch your stuff unless they ask, so you just move it wherever for them. Also you can not be observed for a pre-employment this can only occur after you have signed on with an outfit and given express written permission. Simple put the product back under your unit after the exam and when they leave the exam room for you to re-dress.

Long-short is I PASSED, and worried like a bitch for no reason at all. Just play it cool and call your own shots and they will follow your lead. A self-assured professional is feared, a redneck thug that looks nervous will be treated accordingly.

I posted this for those like me before that see people ask questions get an OK answer but do not reply about the outcome. I hope I help just 1.

SMOKE ON!:thumbsup:

[socalmexican]

Passed!!!thank my lucky stars fo quick fix!




Just took my test on last Friday afternoon using quick fix Canadian version made 12/12 in SoCal...it's now Wednesday and I received a congrats and well come to the team email...temp was 95 and lady sealed and didn't use a split sample. Still nervous though and I keep thinking something will go wrong...I'm thinking if I go past Friday I should be okay...hire rite is the company and labcorp took the test and sent it out...been clean for a month today just in case but don't think I'll smoke for a while because withdrawals have been pretty nasty...insomnia and crazy dreams...just getting to know myself after smoking 15 years...just thot I would post if this can help someone out..just make sure the temp is right...peace and happy nightmares lol...

[MissSmokinHot]

thank you for posting, its so effed up when people dont post results...they use us to help themselves feel better then dont come back! messed up. but anyway you made me feel better...alittle! ill know soon....
I was offered a position with a firm I have been trying to get a job with on Feb. 4 2013.

The first thing I did was buy Quickfix 5.7-1, but haven't used a synthetic in past events and I was skeptical, so I the spent about $150.00 on "Magnum" style dilutions (2 of the watermelons for people under 220lbs. and 1 on the grape ultra quick flush), None worked. Not to say they will not work, dilution has worked for me in the past but I was smokin 2 bowls of "kind bud" a day for about a year (200 lbs. & 6'-2" for scale). With that type of toxicity I failed 17 THC panel tests over the next 2.5 weeks. F.Y.I. I was running 2 miles a day and drinking 8-12 16oz. glasses of water a day; so as previous posts have mentioned, due to THC being stored in fat cells this was a complete waste of my time (I did lose about 8lbs though so not a total waste).

After all of those failed panels I decided to chance it, and go the QuickFix route. I spent another $100.00 or so buying a couple of more QuickFix batches. Two days before testing I did a dry run. I did the whole thing heating it up, strapping the warmer to it, putting it between two pair of boxer briefs I was wearing under jeans, walking around to see how it settles, and even going to the head to see how much noise I would possible make. Man I even poured it in a sample cup cross checked the Temp.against the QuickFix container strip and tested it with a THC panel I had; they were all THC negative.

On game day I reproduced the trial runs I had earlier ran and went to my new office to get the Concentra paperwork. I knew I was not going to take the test at the office so I put the QuickFix (with warmer attached by rubber-band) in a little cooler and wrapped that in a knit stocking cap, it kept the temp awesome at 100 F. (I liked this due to natural cool-off in my briefs after waiting for 30+ min in the lobby my final temp was 97 F.)

At Concentra I waited until called, I was escorted to the UA room and was asked to wash my hands, I was sent into the bathroom (I was not asked at this facility to empty my pockets, the guy before me was but he looked like a thug, I was dressed in halfway professional manner, nice jeans, boat shoes, Polo shirt). I waited a couple of seconds to make sure an ear was not at the door, grabbed my stash and poured it in the sample cup. One thing to note; in my trials I found that squeezing the QuickFix out of the flip-up spout produced a "fart" noise most of the time (you know like the noise ketchup makes at the end of a squeeze bottle when most of it is gone) so I chose to keep the regular spin-off top on to pour it in with instead----no noise. I came out of the bathroom handed the 97 F. sample to the tech, he poured it into two vials, 1 for the test there and the other in case mine tested positive and had to be sent to an independent lab for verification. No need, my five-panel test showed all negative and he disposed of both samples, handed me a confirmation sheet and I went to the physical ( a BP and pulse check along with a battery of have you done this or that style questions).

A word to those in this situation, if I were to have taken the physical first it would not have mattered my nether region was not checked if your will be remember they will leave the room for you to gown-up, just move the synthetic to your pants pocket and put your shirt on top, they will not touch your stuff unless they ask, so you just move it wherever for them. Also you can not be observed for a pre-employment this can only occur after you have signed on with an outfit and given express written permission. Simple put the product back under your unit after the exam and when they leave the exam room for you to re-dress.

Long-short is I PASSED, and worried like a bitch for no reason at all. Just play it cool and call your own shots and they will follow your lead. A self-assured professional is feared, a redneck thug that looks nervous will be treated accordingly.

I posted this for those like me before that see people ask questions get an OK answer but do not reply about the outcome. I hope I help just 1.

SMOKE ON!:thumbsup:

[MissSmokinHot]

Passed!!!thank my lucky stars fo quick fix!

was your pee sent to a lab? split?

[FirstSubNervous]

Way far out Follow up on my Testing and Employment.

Never heard anything and Have more shit to do than ever before.

I'll be subbing from now on if i ever have to do another whiz quiz.


Some Notes I took about the Whole thing..

I stressed WAY too much.. I know my job was on the line but fake pee is insanely simple to pull off.

I Dumped nearly all the bottle into the collection cup.. in retrospect an eyeballed half would have been more than enough. I Really wouldnt want to tip them off by giving exactly 3 oz of fake pee which is sold in 3 oz containers.

Also, even though they don;t test Uric acid in Colorado (i know it's legal to smoke here.. ironic eh?) i will be buying the Canadian QF from now on just for peace of mind.

Hmm.. Don't stress about it so much, keep the stuff warm.. relax in the bathroom..practice beforehand with the procedures of digging a bottle out from your crotch, uncapping, pouring, discarding extra and recapping/hiding the empty bottle.

relax..

[Beijo]

Greetings Forum Persons,

...my first-ever post on this fine forum. I've been lurking a bit, and already i've learned so much. Much thanks to those of you who've posted your experiences and lessons-learned.

I just bought today the Canadian QF. I thought, since it's got the uric acid, and otherwise is the same as the red-white-and-blue QF...why not? Am I missing something here? Why wouldn't everybody buy the Canadian version?

Next question refers to the heating pad. It seems to me that most of them i've seen...designed for camping, seem really, really hot. I've never thought to take a temp reading. But for those of you who've used QF, once heated (for about :10 seconds as the directions say), will the heating pad rubber-banded around the QF keep it at the correct body-temp range? Seems like it would overheat, but that's why i'm here. I don't know.

Because i can't afford to fail, i'm also getting an anti-adulterant detection kit to test the QF for specific grabity, Ph, and creatinine. Just another level of security, but i consider it cheap insurance. Anybody else done this?

Thanks all. Any advice appreciated.

[FirstSubNervous]

Greetings Forum Persons,

...my first-ever post on this fine forum. I've been lurking a bit, and already i've learned so much. Much thanks to those of you who've posted your experiences and lessons-learned.

I just bought today the Canadian QF. I thought, since it's got the uric acid, and otherwise is the same as the red-white-and-blue QF...why not? Am I missing something here? Why wouldn't everybody buy the Canadian version?

Next question refers to the heating pad. It seems to me that most of them i've seen...designed for camping, seem really, really hot. I've never thought to take a temp reading. But for those of you who've used QF, once heated (for about :10 seconds as the directions say), will the heating pad rubber-banded around the QF keep it at the correct body-temp range? Seems like it would overheat, but that's why i'm here. I don't know.

Because i can't afford to fail, i'm also getting an anti-adulterant detection kit to test the QF for specific grabity, Ph, and creatinine. Just another level of security, but i consider it cheap insurance. Anybody else done this?

Thanks all. Any advice appreciated.

Hey.. i kept mine warm by heating it to proper temperature and holding it in my crotch. it is not hard to hold the bottle up in your crotch area.. with a bit of practice you can walk normally and keep the bottle in an area which is in the mid 90s.

the pad does get hot. if you go that route you can put the sample in the cup, check the temp, if too high swirl it around a bit until it cools, leave the room when it is reading normal

[Beijo]

Thanks for the reply FirstSub. I've really enjoyed your thread. I have to admit, when i first learned of QF, i thought, "Nah....no way. That's gotta be a scam...like so many 'detox' products". After literally hours online educating myself, it certainly appears QF is the real deal. Your experience pretty much was the final convincing argument. Thank you for posting this.

QF is my backup plan. I'm keeping it in my vehicle. The primary plan is to simply be negative. I have test strips that test as the same level of my employer. I'm an occasional smoker, so i should have enough time before possible testing to be clean. I will know before I go. (My only doubt being the "faint line"....if it's faint, I wonder, will I really test negative? If close, I'll use QF, I think.

I Have scoped out a microwave....even have an empty Starbucks™ paper cup to serve as camouflage (if needed, the QF bottle should fit inside, upright, while I heat). That way, I figure, none of my co-workers will ask awkward questions like "say, what's with the little bottle of stuff that looks like urine?" :thumbsup:

The stakes are high here, aren't they? It's good to have real answers....so much BS online on this subject. Again, thanks for your posts FirstSub.