Favourite EVER Saying!

[LOVElife]

Simple, my old man said this about my grandad when my dad was young and I never forgot it:

"They say you have to give to recieve, which is virtually impossible with someone who believes in share and share alike"

Most ppl wont understand but it is summit ill never forget

[ezjim]

THATS A GOOD ONE i dont know if this qualifys as a saying but i saw it on another site this AM and thought it was pretty cool even though im not a big fan of all his writing Mark Twain traveled, and he said "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness." I travel and it turns out to be one of the last great sources of legal adventure.

[Encatuse]

Favorite ever saying:

"there's nothing better than wet hot pussy all around your cock. Sorry I'm actually still a virgin"

[ezjim]

dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope free wheelin franklin of the freak bro.s

[rysk8er420]

So true ezjim, sometimes when i cant find weed i will have a shitload of money, but im just like man i would give it all for a nice fat bag of weed

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Lol probably made up by someone else, but i was baked and i something came on tv that was like "With friends like these who needs drugs?" And then i was stoned and i thought its more awesome like "With drugs like these who needs friends?" Lol someone alrdy probably came up with it, but i think its awesome!

[TheLion]

"Everyone should strive for peace, for if it were everyones goal, it would be achieved"

Just thought of that one, but I think it's pretty damn good.

[ezjim]

a freind with weed is a freind indeed or screw the rent buy a kilo of grass

[koshea]

this is in one of my songs i wrote for my band

"its better to love a loser than to lose a lover"

[bigdaddy420]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

[Looker]

"OK ..but wash it first...."

[makor01]

I have 2 favorites.

"if"

"If if was a fifth we'd all be drunk, and if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle"

then there is the famous:

"as long as i owe you,...you cant say i havent paid you back."

[EverydayJunglist]

three things my grandad always said to me that stuck with me for some reason:
1.When u ask for 5 ones should you ask for five one,because how can ones be plural???!!
2.What is up when people say holy cow?Is that a reliogios cow
3.I don't understand why we didn't drop a bomb on the million man march,we had em' all in one spot.

[ezjim]

nothin says lovin like doin a cousin

[EverydayJunglist]

nothin says lovin like doin a cousin
yea,y'all virginians are pretty accustomed to fucking your cousin,eh???

[BostonToker]

"How about we play a game of hide and go fuck yourself"

[powair]

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it.

hehe thats not my favourite but it popped into my head.

[Reefer Rogue]

"How about we play a game of hide and go fuck yourself"

Ha, that was from the versatility of the word "Fuck" cartoon thingy. Hmm, my fav saying, i dunno but the saying i probably say the most is "your gran blad" or "who the fuck is akboo" just inside joke shit.

[LOVElife]

WOW cheers for the replys didnt think ppl would be interested!

"to be honest am just another bored male approaching thirty in a dead end job, who lives for the weekend, casual sex, watered down lager, heavily cut drugs, and occasionally kicking fuck outta someone, as you can probably tell by my bulging stomach I dont participate in too many sporting activities, so wouldn't you say a fights the best way"?