Who wants to see my knob?

[Bongo Twizzlestick]

Soooooo I had a few tests earlier this year to get some medical certificates I need for my job. What I did instead of posting "help lol will I pass" was READ a whole bunch of threads. The forum provided enough info for me to pass the piss test (stopped smoking in plenty of time, self tested and diluted just to be safe). So I came back to say thanks to everyone. Cheers guys!

One thing though: even though there was absolutely NOTHING to suggest that I might have been schmoking, the test went like this:

Me: "Yeah, pee in a cup. Got it"

Male nurse: "Oh, and I have to watch you produce a sample. Just in case."

Me:"Just in case what?"

Male nurse: "It's just procedure."

He then proceeded to stand beside me while I filled the pot, staring at my knob. I don't think he even blinked. And this was a HUGE guy so it took me a while to get started. Anyway, seems that some places are getting wise to substitution. Y'all might want to watch out if you're relying on switching- this guy either LOVED his job or just likes cocks.

[insipidsmoke]

Interesting to hear. Not well versed but is this even ok legally? Sounds like getting a male nurse would be an unlucky circumstance.

[Burnt Toast]

Its against DHHS regulations to conduct an observed collection for employment-related tests unless there is cause (ie; suspected of tampering).

If what youre saying is true, then you shouldve raised holy hell no matter if the "male nurse" stood 7 ft tall and tipping the scales at 450 pounds or not.

[Bongo Twizzlestick]

Not sure what regs apply over here; am in UK. It was at a private medical centre where I went to get my offshore medical done, the company who had just offered me a job paid extra to have them test me. I was a bit weirded out, but didn't think it was illegal, just odd. The last test I had (on my ship a few weeks ago) was more normal, there was only a temperature strip on the pots to 'stop' switching.