Same all in the end... The THC test

[Gunsnweed]

Hey everyone, :jointsmile:
I am a weed lover too. Long story in short; I am on probation. Leagal issues. (Yes, i think weed should be leagal.) In july my ''lovely'' PO. sent me to the lab to have piss test. I knew i was gonna have a meeting with her so i kept myself clean for 12 days. I took the test when i was clean for 15 days. By the way i am a very heavy smoker. (I dont do anything other than weed or hashish) I smoke 3-4 joints a day plus my gravity box is next to me all the time. I was expecting to pass because i have a very fast metabolism, 5'10'' and 135lbs. So i'm kinda tall and almost skinny, I have very low body fat. I was expecting to pass but I failed :thumbsup::thumbsup: Then, they gave me another test date which is on the first week of October. After I tested positive in July's test, I started to blaze my weed up of course :pimp: But this time I quited (thinking im in a tolarence break tho) much earlier. In october, when I take the test, I will be clean for 45 days. What do you think guys? I really have good intentions for the lab. And I am trying to pass the test without any tricks. Do you think I will test negative after 45 days of clean time? Keep in consideration that I am a skinny guy and have walked a lot in this last one month. I still have 15 days to go. I hope I pass. But if I fail, I am gonna loose my good intentions and I will subb the urine. I dont know how Im gonna do it cuz they keep 2 guards watch you. So its a little risky. But first I tried 15 days, that I accept. But this time it is 45 days man :mad: If I fail I will take the chance. Ps. I need to give 3 clean urine in order to ''graduate'' from this probation :thumbsup: The test is always in the morning and there are alot of smokers like me there. I will get up around 6 and will be there at 7. Probably I will be standing on the line for about 3 or 4 hours before I piss to their stupid box. So, I am looking forward to read your valuable comments, thoughts and advices. Thank you all... Hit that shit for me while I am in a break. :cool: Peace

[Newme]

You should be ok,but if your really worried about it,I would go get a test from any dept store,drug stoe ,or grocery store.use the first piss o the day.if your good with that then you are good later,but if not drink Gatorade instead of water to dilute.

[Gunsnweed]

thank you :thumbsup:

[Gunsnweed]

im not currently in the united states. in my country its hard to find a test. plus its so expensive like $50 for a single strip test.

[Gunsnweed]

day 31.
i missed my weed soooo bad, which sleeps in my closet and waits for me =))) but i dont touch it yet. i drink a lot of coffee these days

[Gunsnweed]

day 34;) still not smoking but missing it soooooooooo much :smokin:
as i said before, im a very very very heavy smoker. if i pass, everybody can pass.
i keep exercising but not heavy exercising. just walking, a little running plus sexxx, of course. drinking lots of water, beer, coffee. now i have 11 days to go. if i pass this test they will give me another test date (which will be 2 or 3 months later) i have to give 3 negative results in order to end my probation. After 11 days I will have one-month-of-smokefest :rastasmoke:
my weed is ready, my hash is ready im just waiting for the good result. =)

[Gunsnweed]

Day 42. ;)
well last friday night i almost smoked but i didnt :( still waiting for my ua. its been 6 weeks without getting high. not even a puff. havent been in front of smokers. we'll all see whats gonna happen on thursday. just letting you know; im a very very very heavy smoker.:rasta: smoker over ten years and everyday every hour. if i pass anybody can pass. im gonna let u guys know the outcome. but if you still wanna give some advice to me, i will welcome those :thumbsup:
peace...

[Gunsnweed]

I took my UA today. I should had been smoking right now. Yea, it turned out diluted. I was getting into a fight with the doc. but then I changed my mind. A couple of harsh words and he made me take another appointment which is tomorrow. I'm gonna retake the test tomorrow morning and he told me not to drink water. I went to the grocery store and couldnt find any cranberry or blueberry type of juice, so I bought organic cherry juice instead. I will be drinkin water tonight while eating red meat. Tomorrow, on my way to the test, I will be drinking my cherry juice to get a piss color. I dont know why this had happened. Do you think he found out that I was tottaly clean and now he's after getting some traces in my urine. I dont think he likes me. I dont give a fuck though but I really need to get a negative cuz I have an appointment with my P.O. next week. Anyhow, anyways, tomorrow retaking the test on the day 46. Wish me luck... Peace...

[Burnt Toast]

What likely happened was the lab tech ran a test for creatinine and specific gravity and found the levels being too low - hence the "diluted" ruling. Such tests are virtually SOP these days, making urine color the least aspect in determining an overly-diluted sample. Even samples with a nice yellow color to them can still register unsatisfactory in the creatinine and S/G department.

If your retest is indeed tomorrow morning, it would be too late for you to do any creatine-loading because it takes 2-3 days for the body to convert the creatine into creatinine in order for it to be present in the urine. Any creatine-loading must be done at least 3 days prior to the scheduled U/A.

Keep in mind that water is not the only fluid that can cause dilution. Any fluid consumed - including juices - can send the creatinine levels into a downward spiral and send up the red flags at the lab.

[Gunsnweed]

a quick 'n short update: ipassed !
have a smokey day :jointsmile: