Chances of passing hair follical test?

[Skrewed]

Hey everyone, so for the past two months I been heavily smoking and not the "I had a little puff every night for a couple days" I mean 1-2g a night and sometimes more during the day on my days off. Anyway 5 days ago I smoked a 1/8 with a couple buddies as my going away present and it turns out my next job does hair drug tests. I have it in 4 days. I need this job as in I can not fail. What can I do to pass this? I want replies from people with experiance I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM PEOPLE TALKING OUT OF THEIR ASS. I need to know asap money is no issue I'll buy shit as long as it really works. Thanks guys.

[Deige]

Your only hope is to try Jerry G's hair treatment process. Its not 100% effective, but its your only hope.

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/153370-pass-hair-test-jerry-g.html

[zac]

A friend of mine did everything BUT buy the special shampoo; He did bleach his hair, and tried the recommended Neutrogena stuff and he failed it. I don't think you can fool that test. In fact its really hard for my company to get new workers due to this test and word has it that 70% of the new applicants fail this test.

[Skrewed]

Yeah just went to the local head shop and picked up some zydot ultra clean shampoo. It says works best 24 hours before the test. I read some crazy shit about bleaching and dying and baking soda... But I have an uncle who is a heavy hitter (lol) and he did zydot the night before his test and passed. All I been seeing though is people saying it doesn't work.... I'm going to just go for it I'll post results here if anyone's interested.

[azdesertdweller]

you people need to read up on hair folicle testing.....it stays in your hair/nails...FOREVER..........ah ya....get me a bottle of that hair molecular restructuring stuff...in blue....lololol.....pardon my laughter but,these tests were created not so the average joe could run to the head shop and circumvent them....but if you pass let us know...it'll be a first

[Burnt Toast]

you people need to read up on hair folicle testing.....it stays in your hair/nails...FOREVER.......... No its YOU that needs to do your research! Because if you had done your research, you would understand that current hair testing methodologies go back 90 days (30 days per 1/2 inch of hair). After 90 days, testing reliability becomes a question mark.

[azdesertdweller]

sorry burnt toast...my research says,because of the signature it has, it stays(and is detectable) in the in the,hair,nails for an indefinate period of time,because of the unchanging structure(not talking pass or fail levels now)detectable...wheras bodyfluids,are constantly changing..............what you say, sounds like a guy with a 2 ft long pony tail,could get tested(hair)and have the end of his ponytail pass...and the begining of it fail...or you could just keep clipping till you got one that passed...you body keeps a record of everything that happens to it,its just a matter of how expensive of a test they want to do to determine what that was

[Burnt Toast]

what you say, sounds like a guy with a 2 ft long pony tail,could get tested(hair)and have the end of his ponytail pass...and the begining of it fail. THC stops depositing in the hair 3-4 days after the donor begins abstination from smoking. Therefore, the hair closest to the scalp starts becoming "clean" while the ends of the hair remain ''dirty'' until its cut off. So when facing a hair test, it is adviseable to keep a regular hair cutting schedule and not keep a 2 ft (or longer) pony tail.

[azdesertdweller]

ya know ,i bounced around the web this morn,and the information is so conflicting.... they don't have to take hair from your head,anywhere is fine....then again the same(and 2 other)site says weed is undetectable after a week....(hair and nail drug testing.com).....which is B.S...other sites say "if we can harvest a sample,we can test,period....so wh to believe?....certainly not(government,anybody "selling"anything......if you smoke and your place of work "tests"...get a KNOWN good sample....or fear for your job.....you guys know after all the years this site has been up,if somebody would have come up with a "sure fire" way to pass,and it would be common knowledge......

[holeinthehead0]

Yeah just went to the local head shop and picked up some zydot ultra clean shampoo. It says works best 24 hours before the test. I read some crazy shit about bleaching and dying and baking soda... But I have an uncle who is a heavy hitter (lol) and he did zydot the night before his test and passed. All I been seeing though is people saying it doesn't work.... I'm going to just go for it I'll post results here if anyone's interested.

Let me know brotha, I'm following the same method. Let me know ur results man.