Jazzgirl
06-13-2012, 03:35 PM
Hi everyone,
I have a pre employment drug test coming up for a pretty awesome internship, but things happened really quickly so even though i stopped smoking rioght when i applied I unfortunately do not have a lot of time brfore my test. For reference I am a female, 140 lbs and early 20s, pretty good metabolism (have been same weight for about 5 years) eat decently well but certainly don't gain weight quick when I don't. I also usually excercize 2-3 times a week. I have been a pretty consistent smoker for about 3 years, in varying amounts. Sometimes very heavy (multiple bowls a day), some times only on weekends, and in past year anywhere from once a day to once every other day but in varying amounts (thin joint, fat joint, Small bowl, one hitter, etc). As a general rule of thumb, at most I go through an eighth a month, usually a little longer than that. I have been abstaining since 6/3 so 10 days now. My test is at lab corps in NYC on Friday so by then it will be 12 days. I am really torn about if I should go dilution or try substitution. Unfortunately it really is not that easy for me to get clean pee to sub, I have very few completely clean friends who aren't also on some other type of thing like a prescription, and I am still not sure if they would really give me it if I needed. I am nervous about getting synthetic by quick fix or other brands. I cant have it shipped from spectrum because I am in NJ and it is not allowed, so my only option is to go buy it somewhere else in the CIty. It seems to me like buying from a store has more chance of it being a recalled or tampered or expired version or whatever else that makes it risky....
I am going to test myself at home later this afternoon, really hoping that I'll pass. Planning to test in the afternoon after drinking a good amount all day, to see what my chances are with very light dilution. If I pass that, then I'll do it again the tomorrow morning without diluting. I'm assuming I will fail that way but we'll see. If I DON'T pass my home test tomorrow even with diluting, then I guess I am really screwed and will prob start thinking about how to sub, prob using synthetic unless one of my clean friends is willing to step up which seems unlikely.
Anyway I will post again based on test results.. But what do you guys think I should do? It seems to me that lots of people who smoked a more than me and had less time to abstain pass just fine with dilution, but also seems there are some with even more time and smoking less than me who somehow don't pass using this method. There is also always the risk of over diluting, which I think may be easy for me as I am kind of small and usually pee a lot anyway even when I don't drink a lot. But I'm really not sure if subbing a synthetic can work either, or if it's worth the risk. So, what would you do if you were me? Obviously I will post again later after I take the home test, but any first thoughts or opinions everyone?
Just to let u know, I also have creatine pills, vitamin b complex and a detoxify ready clean drink to use in case of dilution, plus cranberry juice and Gatorade. I have also been told to take a few shots of vinegar leading up to the test, any thoughts on this? Sounds crazy to me but this whole situation is crazy! Haha
Thanks so much everyone, hope to hear back :thumbsup:
I have a pre employment drug test coming up for a pretty awesome internship, but things happened really quickly so even though i stopped smoking rioght when i applied I unfortunately do not have a lot of time brfore my test. For reference I am a female, 140 lbs and early 20s, pretty good metabolism (have been same weight for about 5 years) eat decently well but certainly don't gain weight quick when I don't. I also usually excercize 2-3 times a week. I have been a pretty consistent smoker for about 3 years, in varying amounts. Sometimes very heavy (multiple bowls a day), some times only on weekends, and in past year anywhere from once a day to once every other day but in varying amounts (thin joint, fat joint, Small bowl, one hitter, etc). As a general rule of thumb, at most I go through an eighth a month, usually a little longer than that. I have been abstaining since 6/3 so 10 days now. My test is at lab corps in NYC on Friday so by then it will be 12 days. I am really torn about if I should go dilution or try substitution. Unfortunately it really is not that easy for me to get clean pee to sub, I have very few completely clean friends who aren't also on some other type of thing like a prescription, and I am still not sure if they would really give me it if I needed. I am nervous about getting synthetic by quick fix or other brands. I cant have it shipped from spectrum because I am in NJ and it is not allowed, so my only option is to go buy it somewhere else in the CIty. It seems to me like buying from a store has more chance of it being a recalled or tampered or expired version or whatever else that makes it risky....
I am going to test myself at home later this afternoon, really hoping that I'll pass. Planning to test in the afternoon after drinking a good amount all day, to see what my chances are with very light dilution. If I pass that, then I'll do it again the tomorrow morning without diluting. I'm assuming I will fail that way but we'll see. If I DON'T pass my home test tomorrow even with diluting, then I guess I am really screwed and will prob start thinking about how to sub, prob using synthetic unless one of my clean friends is willing to step up which seems unlikely.
Anyway I will post again based on test results.. But what do you guys think I should do? It seems to me that lots of people who smoked a more than me and had less time to abstain pass just fine with dilution, but also seems there are some with even more time and smoking less than me who somehow don't pass using this method. There is also always the risk of over diluting, which I think may be easy for me as I am kind of small and usually pee a lot anyway even when I don't drink a lot. But I'm really not sure if subbing a synthetic can work either, or if it's worth the risk. So, what would you do if you were me? Obviously I will post again later after I take the home test, but any first thoughts or opinions everyone?
Just to let u know, I also have creatine pills, vitamin b complex and a detoxify ready clean drink to use in case of dilution, plus cranberry juice and Gatorade. I have also been told to take a few shots of vinegar leading up to the test, any thoughts on this? Sounds crazy to me but this whole situation is crazy! Haha
Thanks so much everyone, hope to hear back :thumbsup: