McCauley Caulkin

[BUZz UK]

has anyone seen this guys posts? holy shit! i think he must've done too much acid when he was younger....

[GHoSToKeR]

Everyone knows he's taken too much acid.. Have you even seen anything he's been in since Home Alone? :p

[BUZz UK]

lol, no, thank god....

[McCauley Caulkin]

Acid? no, McCauley Caulkin does not need such things to elevate McCauley Caulkins mind. McCauley Caulkin already exists on a higher level of consciousness that no puny mortal can ever understand.

Nothing since home alone? McCauley Caulkin laughs at your post. McCauley Caulkin has been the star in such hit movies as The good son, richie rich, uncle buck, my girl, and countless others. Recently, McCauley caulkin starred in the movie Saved with mandy moore, futher spreading the beauty of McCauley Caulkin's existence.

[BUZz UK]

holy shit...

[Mexicanhomeboy]

what happened with michael jackson.....?

[richieguy69]

That's just fuckin weird.

[McCauley Caulkin]

what happened with michael jackson.....?
McCauley Caulkin does not know alot about michael jackson, McCauley Caulkin has not spoken to him for many years. McCauley Caulkin wishes the best for michael jackson. please refer to McCauley Caulkin's introduction thread for further answers.

McCauley Caulkin assures you there is nothing weird about McCauley Caulkin, the word that is spread by McCauley Caulkin is to be loved by all, not feared :D

[richieguy69]

McCauley Caulkin does not know alot about michael jackson, McCauley Caulkin has not spoken to him for many years. McCauley Caulkin wishes the best for michael jackson. please refer to McCauley Caulkin's introduction thread for further answers.

McCauley Caulkin assures you there is nothing weird about McCauley Caulkin, the word that is spread by McCauley Caulkin is to be loved by all, not feared :D


OK i have to ask. What is the deal with the third person terminology?

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin appreciates the interest in the word of McCauley Caulkin.

3rd person? McCauley Caulkin is simply helping you elevate, because by hearing the name McCauley Caulkin.....you are already that much better

[Reefer Rogue]

How much does McCauley Caulkin blaze a day? :D

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin stays high all the time

[Beeblebrox.420]

McCauley Caulkin stays high all the time
Must be, since he can't even correctly spell his own name (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000346/).

[KronicKing]

McCauley Caulkin takes the whole thing to far...its funny and nice for a while but gets really old really fast

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin laughs at your failed attempt to blasphemize the beauty of McCauley Caulkin. Many different spellings of McCauley Caulkin's name have appeared in publications all over the world, including maccauley culkin, mccauley culkin, mcculley caulkin, just to name a few.

But there is only one true way to write the name, and that is McCauley Caulkin.

nice try ;)

[Edgar]

... Ur the only one i know that spells it like that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaulay_Culkin <= thats where i got the spelling Macaulay Culkin.

[Edgar]

You can try and correct them if you like. :rolleyes:

[hardon]

i hated that god damn kid from home alone.

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley caulkin would like you to get off McCauley Caulkin's dick, dont you have anything better to do with your time than look up incorrect information about MCCauley Caulkin?

McCauley Caulkin has no time for puny mortals like you. McCauley Caulkin is here to talk amongst fellow potheads, not to be crucified like jesus.

[Edgar]

hahaha im not on ur dick.

Go toke you rich bastard. =)

[Encatuse]

I enjoy his posts. Alot.

[fuzzyblue]

....uncle buck was before home alone not after

[heartsurgerysurviver]

Notice how " McCauley Caulkin" always refers to himself in the 3rd person? Just like david bercowitz, manson, and a whole host of other mass murders lol.
peace
heart

[Hydrizzle]

I will start doing that too,.... i mean, Hydrizzle will start doing that, too!

[HeLTeR.SKeLTeR]

McCauley Caulkin should have stayed in neverland with Michael :rolleyes:

[koshea]

McCauley Caulkin stays high all the time

McCauley Caulkin is fucking annoying the shit out of me you freak livivng vicariousy through a child actor with no talent and speaks in 3rd person

[Lulu]

I'm enjoying the posts :D
alot more than I enjoyed the movies btw :p

[abcmofo]

think he did by the sounds of it

[XTC]

All of your films were horrible. Do the world a favor and drop dead. :D

[BUZz UK]

lol, i think his posts are weird but kinda funny

[hoodedclum]

that third person thing is a trait of multiple personality disorder i think.

[GHoSToKeR]

Nothing since home alone? McCauley Caulkin laughs at your post. McCauley Caulkin has been the star in such hit movies as The good son, richie rich, uncle buck, my girl, and countless others. Recently, McCauley caulkin starred in the movie Saved with mandy moore, futher spreading the beauty of McCauley Caulkin's existence.
Hey Macaulay Culkin, I didn't say Macaulay Culkin hasn't done anything since Home Alone.. I just meant that Macaulay Culkin looks like Macaulay Culkin has taken too much acid in everything Macaulay Culkin has done recently. After further deliberation, I have come to realise that it is meth Macaulay Culkin has been taking, not acid Macaulay Culkin Macaulay Culkin.


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[McCauley Caulkin]

for those of you that support McCauley Caulkin, McCauley Caulkin commends you for seeing the beauty of McCauley Caulkin in its truest form.

As for the rest of you attempting to spit on Mccauley Caulkin's name, McCauley caulkin is not affected by your ignorance. McCauley Caulkin can imagine how it must feel to be a mortal in the shadow of a god.

all of McCauley Caulkin's films were horrible? there is no denying that McCauley Caulkin's 1990 film Home Alone created christmas cheer for every family in America, and for that matter, the universe.

[XTC]

Just go Back to the Never Land ranch for Jackson and Blanket... and just stay there for enternity and never have any contact with the outside world

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin detects a failed attempt at humor

[Ammie]

oh snap! someone has smoked to much reefer and i didnt think that was possible :confused:

[4252]

No attempts at humor here, failed or otherwise.

M.C., I think your experiment has failed, and suggest you give up this nonsense. Maybe they'll let you re register under another identity, and you can use your real personality. In your present situation, on some other forums I'm a member of, you'd be regarded as a troll and obliterated. They're very tolerant and open minded here, which is admirable.

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[Encatuse]

McCauley Culkin isn't insulting anyone. He's gives his opinion, usually without being offensive. He's sarcastic and funny.

The way I see it he's just a prim and proper member and I see no reason why he would be considered a troll. People have taunted him and he's never been rude in return that I've seen.


McCauley Caulkin, I commend you.

[del...]

well, personally i really liked the party kidz movie (forget the name)...McCauley Caulkin played a party planner in nyc and did a very convincing and excellent performance! hbo and cinemax has been playing it off-n-on for the past few months. catch it if ya can...

[Edgar]

I think i saw part of that... Is that the 1 where he pissed in someones drink? Funny, weird as hell but funny.

[KellisJ2003]

Wudup Macauly. It's pretty weak that some of these people are ripping on you here. But I must admit, that every time that I have seen someone try and talk shit about you you always have good comebacks. Haha, good one man.

[Looker]

IS THAT YOU LARRY??

[OzzyOz]

dude
mccualkey culkin ... or whatever
this guy is funny, and who can't resist home alone 2....!???!

[chris420]

hillarious thread