tits
04-18-2012, 10:31 PM
Today, I had to take a pre-employment drug test for walmart. I had always been very sketched out about drug tests and I had heard it was a felony so I wasn't sure I wanted to risk it, but after attempting a dilution test run and failing a home test, I decided it was the only way.
I was mostly worried about being searched by the drug test people but a very small amount of research on this site laid those fears to rest. Anyway, all it took was a thoroughly rinsed germ x bottle, a piece of duct tape, and some substitute urine. No searches, no nothing, I just had to empty out my pockets.
Bottom line, if you're taking a taste for pre-employment, as opposed to something court ordered which may be under more scrutiny, and you know someone with clean pee, its definitely the easiest way to do it. There are few things as satisfying as being blazed as hell while you pass your piss test. FEAR NO MORE.
Special thanks to N2, and potheads everywhere who followed up on their OMG HELP ME HELP ME threads enough for other people to learn from your experience.
I was mostly worried about being searched by the drug test people but a very small amount of research on this site laid those fears to rest. Anyway, all it took was a thoroughly rinsed germ x bottle, a piece of duct tape, and some substitute urine. No searches, no nothing, I just had to empty out my pockets.
Bottom line, if you're taking a taste for pre-employment, as opposed to something court ordered which may be under more scrutiny, and you know someone with clean pee, its definitely the easiest way to do it. There are few things as satisfying as being blazed as hell while you pass your piss test. FEAR NO MORE.
Special thanks to N2, and potheads everywhere who followed up on their OMG HELP ME HELP ME threads enough for other people to learn from your experience.