Now what do I do?

[drpfiend]

Alright, I'm on probation for a DUI. I had to take this ADETS class to finish my probation. I go to register for it do all that, last paper I have to sign says I have a drug test at the end of the class. I registered for the class on the 2nd of March(which was my last day smoking, stopped as soon as I found out). I drank 2 boxes of Yogi Peach Detox tea and two of the regular flavored detox from the 6th to the 11th. I also only drink water or juice anyway but I've been drinking much more water than normal. Anyway the last day of my class I was barely negative (diluted, also tested on a 5 panel test 4 times before the test all barely negative) but the tester refused to call it a negative. Now they have me going tomorrow for a meeting about starting me on therapy because I "self medicate as a method of pain management as well as to counter anxiety and depression". (I broke my pelvis in this DUI incident and don't have insurance so I've been smoking out of recreation and pain management. The mental stuff is totally bogus.) I just took a 5 panel test today, and I'm positive. I have a probation appointment Friday, but I've abstained since the 2nd and I'm still testing positive. I'm 5'8" about 185 lbs. I don't really exercise regularly because of my pelvic injury (it's just too painful unless I'm swimming or something) and I know my metabolism is much slower than previous to the accident, I was only like 145 before my injury.

I've had 3 friends who smoke more than I do and are fatter and lazier than me pass by drinking this yogi brand tea. I never really expected it to work, because I know THC is stored in the fat cells, not in whatever this tea is supposed to cleanse.

My frequency of smoking was pretty much 2 weeks smoking about 1/8th to 1/4, then abstain and dilute for two weeks to be clean for my PO tests. But every time I've done that he's never really tested me. And when he has and it was positive he would just throw it away because I'm so close to being done with my probation and I'm not really a "threat to society" just a girl who got a dui. Now with this mental evaluation crap, I'm really freaking out about the whole thing. I don't want to have to dilute because then it's obvious I'm trying to hide something but I feel like that's what I'm going to have to do.

I notified my PO Monday about me failing and updated him on what the agency handling my classes wants me to do and he never returned my call (also nerve racking). What should I do? Dilute and hope for the best? I just need any suggestions available. I've read so many things about what to do and what not to do and not really gotten many results as to those who actually succeeded.

[Burnt Toast]

First thing - forget the magic detox potions. They are nothing but a big scam to seperate the uninformed and credulous from their cash.

ALL detox products work via the dilution principle (that is, when they do work at all). That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. By consuming the potion/water cocktail, you are diluting. You can spend up to $200 on a magic potion, and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished using water and vitamin B2. These products do not rid the body of THC, as the sales pitches would like the consumer to believe. There is no product, and I repeat, no product that can permanently rid the body of THC. Only time and fat-burning exercise can do that.

You can duplicate the actions of those overpriced snake oils for $$$ less by following the steps outlined in the Dilution 'sticky' thread (disregarding the aspirin step though).

[drpfiend]

well the tea isn't really a "magic detox potion" it's sold at whole foods and stuff, like a hippie herbal tea, and I usually drink it anyway because it makes me feel better in general.

I read the dilution sticky before I posted, just didn't know if there were any other ideas. Life's tough right now haha, just trying to keep all things in perspective.