EMERGENCY ROOM

[HeLTeR.SKeLTeR]

whats the craziest reason you ever been taken to one of those?????????


one night I was smoking with a friend of mine and I felt tired and shit, and I wasnted to boost my high so I took 11 caffeine pills and I got like really fucked up and had to tell my mom to take me to a hospital because I felt like I was going to beat my heart out of my chest, it was an overall horrible experience.

I told the doc what happened but he just thought I wanted to kill my self so he told me to go to a shrink or something... which I didn't do, I just laid off the caffeine and it worked :)

[stoner spirit]

I got bitten by my pet iguana, and my my dad thought that I was going to get rabes. He took me to the emergency room, and we had to wait at least two hours just to see the damn doctor. I told the doctor what happened, but even he didn't know what to do. He was like, "If it gets red and you have a feavor, then come back and see me." I told my dad after we got out of the hospital, "Why would I want to see that dumb ass. I'd rather get bit by the lizard again than be killed by that person."

[Etrain]

I wind up in the ER very frequently, but one of the more unpleasant experiences was when I was bloodied from head to toe in a bike accident. Eh, *Shivers*

[mellow mood]

one day i saw an emergency room and i opened it for fun. yep, thats the caziest reason i guess, lol

[ezjim]

had to take my ol lady to the emergency room in lake tahoe once we;d been aeting acid and drinking in the casino and when it was time to leave one of my wifes friends accidenly slamed my wifes hand in the car door breaking several fingers needless to say the doc and nurse wernt very happy having a bunch of dosed and drunk hippies wandering around the hospital looking for the nitrous oxide tanks

[rajking86]

I wind up in the ER very frequently
HAHA, man, that's the wildest opening to a post I've seen in awhile!

funny

[chris420]

yeah i once popped like 5 caffeine pills and had a couple expresso shots, i was completely fucked up but then came the comedown which was horrible, worst goddamn comedown ive had the same with ether. back to the topic i went flying off my bicycle once and slammed my head against the road when i was around 10 my dad took me to the ER but goddamn they ask a shitload of questions, he told em i was wearing a helmit but it flew off which wasnt true :P

[2600]

HAHA, man, that's the wildest opening to a post I've seen in awhile!

funny

LMFAO my sentiments exactly. I knew his would win just from that opener.

ER 2600:

mowing yard- backed into a dead tree w.lots of little dead branches; a brittle twig just barely fit into my ear canal, punctured eardrum, and broke off deep down.

climbing a tree to remove a bicylcle (no clue, but if it would have stayed, our dorm would have payed), it fell from its resting place to a branch a few feet below, and the sprocket caught my hand and attatched it to the next branch down.

Jumped in pond, rusty barrell in pond, calf sliced open.

JUmping on bed, landed on nightstand, knee sliced open.

Bit by a wild prarie dog because it was a little too wild.

Bit by little fuzzy dog because I was barking in its face.

Dropped a glass serving bowl, turned it into an exploding mass of green jello and glass shards of varying sizes. One of the larger shards imbedded in foot.

And a visit here and there just for when I'm feeling... a tad under the weather (sometimes you just need a little I.V. boost you know). Other uninteresting ones, and prlly a few interesting ones I'm forgetting (or just mentally blocking out lol).

[iclotsofpills]

hit by a car 1984,1990, 91, 92, 93 and 94. lots a fukin stiches.


pills.

[kyle]

Fight - 2x4 to head, concussion; ouch.

[smokinlowrider4u]

told them i has a severe era ache. I got extra strenth vicodin :D

[Darkneon420]

The back of my earing went inside my ear lobe. I dont think thats very common.

[jonny]

Pills - You seriously need some road safety education!!

Stop. Look. Listen. hahahah :)

Either you were joking or you are one vey unlucky mofo!

Jonny

[GreenGaucho]

Although my family has been to the ER numerous times, fortunately I've only been there once. We were having steak for dinner and my dad and I got up to put the dishes away at the same time, when he turned too quickly and the steak knife flew off his plate and imbedded in my foot.
As for the rest of my family, My brother bit off his tounge, my brother fell through a glass terrarium cutting off some fingers, and ~9 broken bone trips.

[OrangeHairs INC]

3. I punched through a fish tank cutting through my knuckle through the tendon.
2. Fell off my bike really hurt my leg.
1. Got hit by a car on my bike.

I think there are more but i cant think of any.

[BUZz UK]

bmx handlebar to the ribs, ouch

[daZenfmeister]

Fell out of a tree-resulted in a metal plate being put onto my heel bone
Ear infection- was wehen i was really young
dislocated my shoulder playing volleyball in the pool-resulted in shoulder surgery for torn tendon
quite a few others but mostly for stuff like puking up blood and dehydration from not being able to stop puking

I think i holt the record for strep (sp) throat I've had it about 12 times, I've had to get shots in the ass for it pillls and even hospitalization. I get colds alot not because of it.

[EverydayJunglist]

Got caught and searched while DXM trippin.The cop called poison control because he didnn't know what the fuck we were on.So we went there for 4 hours,because he said it was mandatory.Fun shit.

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin has never been to an emergency room because McCauley Caulkin canot be harmed by anything of this earth.

[Mexicanhomeboy]

::cough:: butthole injuries from michael jackson ::cough::

[PotSm0key]

I'v had my share of visits...

Stayed home from school one day because of sharp pains in my right side...by 12:30 i was on the ground pale white i didn't know what was going on but i was on the ground for two hours. bro took my to emergency room at around 1 when he got home. had to get my apendix removed. doctor said another few hours it would have burst.

Some random chick (yeah a girl beat me up) came behind me un-noticed and cracked me in the back of the head with a 2x4 for no reason. stiches needed.

Fell on glass, got a 3 1/2 inch scar on my forearm. Stiches needed again.

When i was younger i was on a swing with a hockey stick, then i went to jump off but the stick got stuck in the ground, so i pretty much impaled myself, broke a rib.

Just recently got hit by a car on my bike. I was told i flew really high in the air. Got serverly hurt lol.

That's about it for now.
:o
-peace

[Edgar]

I got one i never told ne1 b4.

One time when i was alot younger, my parents were out of town for the day right, so I get this idea in my head that im gonna get really drunk cus i was borrreeed stiff right, So I get out this bottle of tequila, (I was also on adderall, but only my normal perscribed daily dose) I dont remember exactly how much was in it, but i nearly downed the whole thing. I kept drinkin more and more, and thinkin to my self, wow Im really not gettin that drunk (boy was i wrong). So Im like yeah... This is getttin kinda boring just sittin here watchin tv, and drinkin tequila. So i put the bottle away, went outside and started riding my dirtbike...

Thats the last thing i remember, next thing i know Im wakin up in the local hospital. Apparently when my parents got home, I was lying naked in the doorway passed out... Yeah pretty embarrassing... Glad I dont remember that part. Anyway the doctors thought i was tryin to comit suicide also because i had told them (While in a half conscious drunken stupor which i dont even remember) that i downed like 12 adderall (20 mg capsules), when in fact I had only taken 12 cheapo ephedra pills that didn't do shit. The only reason i had taken those was cus i was outa adderall and was lookin for something to boost my "high", cus i thought i wasn't that drunk, but really it just hadn't kicked in yet.

Later after i got home from the hospital, my dad was chewin me out about the missing dirtbike. I thought it was stolen, when it was really just down the hill, flooded, with the ignition still on. To this day, Im still not sure if i had been riding the dirtbike naked or if i took my cloths off after i got inside... Though I can't imagine why i got naked in the first place... Oh, one more funny bit. While i was in the hospital they apperently had tried to give me a cathader, but i went absolutely apeshit when they were tryin to put it in, and i kicked the nurse while screamin at the top of my lungs.

BTW this was the first and last time i ever blacked out from drinkin.

Please excuse my disorganized writing, Im stoned. =)

[Etrain]

Last night was the 8th time in the past 7 weeks I've been in the ER. I'm very tired...damn I hate that place~!!

[EverydayJunglist]

now theres a great combo,dirtbikes and drinking.What kinda bike did you have edgar?I used to have 2001 Kawi Kx 125,all pimped out.Pro circuit headers and tail pipes.420 number kit.Everything aftermarket.I left it on the side of my house(i lived way out in the country).One night i had a huge party at my house,and the next morning or afternoon,i went outside and it was gone.I definelety learned my lesson.

[2600]

I got one i never told ne1 b4.

One time when i was alot younger, my parents were out of town for the day right, so I get this idea in my head that im gonna get really drunk cus i was borrreeed stiff right, So I get out this bottle of tequila, (I was also on adderall, but only my normal perscribed daily dose) I dont remember exactly how much was in it, but i nearly downed the whole thing. I kept drinkin more and more, and thinkin to my self, wow Im really not gettin that drunk (boy was i wrong). So Im like yeah... This is getttin kinda boring just sittin here watchin tv, and drinkin tequila. So i put the bottle away, went outside and started riding my dirtbike...

Thats the last thing i remember, next thing i know Im wakin up in the local hospital. Apparently when my parents got home, I was lying naked in the doorway passed out... Yeah pretty embarrassing... Glad I dont remember that part. Anyway the doctors thought i was tryin to comit suicide also because i had told them (While in a half conscious drunken stupor which i dont even remember) that i downed like 12 adderall (20 mg capsules), when in fact I had only taken 12 cheapo ephedra pills that didn't do shit. The only reason i had taken those was cus i was outa adderall and was lookin for something to boost my "high", cus i thought i wasn't that drunk, but really it just hadn't kicked in yet.

Later after i got home from the hospital, my dad was chewin me out about the missing dirtbike. I thought it was stolen, when it was really just down the hill, flooded, with the ignition still on. To this day, Im still not sure if i had been riding the dirtbike naked or if i took my cloths off after i got inside... Though I can't imagine why i got naked in the first place... Oh, one more funny bit. While i was in the hospital they apperently had tried to give me a cathader, but i went absolutely apeshit when they were tryin to put it in, and i kicked the nurse while screamin at the top of my lungs.

BTW this was the first and last time i ever blacked out from drinkin.

Please excuse my disorganized writing, Im stoned. =)


Oooooooooooooh-shit.

OK man that is hard-core.

[Etrain]

^^Damn, that is pretty intense...funny as shit though.

[Edgar]

It was a Honda XR200 (not 250) a 95 I believe. Sold it a while ago. It was slightly used when i got it, and i only had it for about a year, so i didn't really get a chance to "pimp it out"
It was a hell of a ride though.

[daZenfmeister]

Damn Edgar you sound like me. I love getting so fucking stoned and drunk and then waking up like down the street next to a garbage can, walking back to my apartment and finding the place a complete wreck and having little glimpses of what had happened the night before. kinda reminds me of fear and loathing only not as extreme. yeah waking up in someone elses clothes or naked is always weird.

[TheLion]

Dislocated my shoulder twice wrestling. I'm getting suregery on it pretty soon here.