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Goddler
12-14-2011, 05:41 AM
So today i learned that i have a pre employment drug test on the 20th, give or take a couple of days, (about a week) at Quest Diagnostics. In the past 1 and a half weeks ive smoked about an eighth. Before that i was clean for a few weeks

I just want your opinions on if i have a chance to legitimately pass my UA. I'm 6'4 180lbs. Will working out a lot and drinking lots of water every day enable me to pass my test? Just incase i wont be clean in time i ordered the powdered piss kit from ureasample.com because i heard that they can detect that the urine is fake if i use a synthetic such as QF

All and any replies will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

Its a Plant
12-14-2011, 05:50 PM
You should be able to substitute with a fair amount of ease for most pre employment UA's. Check into that specific facility's procedures to be sure. You will not pass otherwise, as no amount of exercise and water will do much of anything.

The search function and a bit of reading around will answer your question, we see too many of these identical threads. ~

Burnt Toast
12-14-2011, 06:01 PM
Nobody can realistically and accurately answer your question as to if you have a chance to legitimately pass a U/A. Each persons body is different and there are too many variables to take into consideration to arrive at a guesstimation. Only periodic testing with a home THC test kit (using the first urination of the day for each time) can give you that answer.

Drinking water is only helpful on the day of the U/A. Drinking water in the days before the U/A is of no help. To find out why, read post #4 in this thread: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/199977-fda-approved.html

Exercise is helpful is you have weeks to prepare. However, if your home test is positive and the scheduled U/A is 3 days or less away, then all exercise should be curtailed and the person should be as dormant as possible to avoid releasing a bunch of THCA into the bloodstream, which will end up in the urine to be detected.

Under the criteria set by US Dept of Health & Human Services, a "non-human" sample is determined if the creatinine level is less than 2 mg/dL and the specific gravity is less than 1.001 or greater than 1.020. As long as the synthetic batch is unexpired and had not been exposed to direct sunlight, it will pass these checks.
Drug adulteration test kits can be purchased dirt cheap online (by doing a google search), to check that the synthetic batch will fall within acceptable ranges. These test kits are also helpful during the utilization of dilution techniques.

Goddler
12-14-2011, 08:53 PM
Thanks for your replies. I have already searched around for hours and read multiple threads on here. So would you guys recommend QF 5.7? I feel like they will be able to tell if its synthetic as i have heard that before in this area. Because of no odor and no foaming.

Also, on my paperwork it says my test is a SAP 550+MDMA/6AM/T.. whatever that means

webdox
12-14-2011, 09:05 PM
...i heard that they can detect that the urine is fake if i use a synthetic such as QF

You heard wrong. You heard unsubstantiated FUD by agenda motivated shills.


I feel like they will be able to tell if its synthetic as i have heard that before in this area. Because of no odor and no foaming.

Your feelings are understandable but not something that is based on factual evidence. No one who has ever claimed to have failed to due drug sniffing lab collectors has ever produced the very easy to obtain failure report. Lab collectors cannot reject samples based on subjective interpretations of unquantifiable values despite what some have tried to peddle here and on similarly named pot smoking forums. I hope that helps. As BT suggested, buy strips and know for sure if you will pass the cut and dry lab test.

Burnt Toast
12-14-2011, 10:58 PM
Besides, anyone with an extensive background in human biology/urology would understand that a lack of odor/foaming can be exhibited in human urine samples as well as synthetic. What actually sends up the red flags are:

- urine samples that exhibit excessive foaming when shaken (due to the use of some adulterants or if heated Mountain Dew (unflat) was used as a urine sub).

- if the collector catches a whiff of any obvious foreign odor thats not supposed to be present in human urine (ie; bleach, household chemicals, etc).


Also, on my paperwork it says my test is a SAP 550+MDMA/6AM/T.. whatever that means SAP 5-50 + MDMA means Substance Abuse Panel (screen) of 5 types of drugs with a 50 ng/ml cutoff limit for THC. Of course, MDMA stands for a certain off-topic drug that will not be discussed in these forums, technically making this a 6 panel drug screen. For the purposes of this forum, the only drug you need to concern yourself with is THC.

Goddler
12-15-2011, 01:00 AM
Thanks for the info. I have still been running and working out a lot because i think i might have a chance to detox considering i have a very high metabolism and im 19 years old. I will periodically do the at home UA to see if there is any change. As a last resort i will use Quickfix if i have to.

Hopefully this works out because i really need this job.. lol