See what had happened was

[DrWalter]

(KEEP THE STORY GOING)

See what had happened was

[painretreat]

we were all smoking a joint, in a circle and




is that the idea, saw it somewhere else!

[Weezard]

It was dead quiet.
Then at exactly midnight, two ugly suits show up at my door. . . .

[DrWalter]

Turns out they were pimps with bad taste, so we

[painretreat]

invited them in,
because they were in good company



(I saw the other thread and was told to remove my signature when posting)

[painretreat]

Suddenly the clock made its' midnight chime, bong. bong. bong.

[Weezard]

3 bongs, three guys, you do the math.

[painretreat]

six violent thumps sounded from the back door

[kayakush]

we were still smoking the joint, and didnt know what do about the back door noise, with the 2 pimps, so we acted like a ninja team and went to the back.

[CanGroIt]

As we all got closer to the back door, the noises became strange.... They sound like...

[GaGrown]

It sounds like a Frenzy of gurggling,from the 3 bongs!

[Weezard]

but it was actually a 22 foot anaconda choking on a goat.
So we . . .

[kayakush]

stopped and said "Is that a 22 foot anaconda choking on a goat, or we high?"...then we lost our train of thought

[Weezard]

Train of thought, now leaving on track 9!
All aboard!!

[GaGrown]

So the bongalaros piled up on the train..Woooooot Woooooot! Let's roll!

[Weezard]

On your right flows the river Styxx.
And on the left . . .

[GaGrown]

Is a pile of styxx from an awesome grow!

[Weezard]

Freakin' logs! But where's the bud?

[painretreat]

Ooops, on the left, in the mudd

[Weezard]

wipe it off, bring it here

[painretreat]

you have the zigzag near

[GaGrown]

Damn Skippy! Have No Fear!

[Weezard]

roll a muddy bomber and crack a frigid beer

[kayakush]

"so the train conductor said take a break driver 8, take a break driver 8, we've been on this train too long"

[jiggsaw]

Then jiggsaw appeared with a pound of weed and a fresh packed bong.

[GaGrown]

The 3 Bongalaros sang this song..

[Weezard]

♪ ♫ ♬Caloo calay! Oh frabjuous day!
Where nothing can go wrong.♪ ♫ ♬

[GaGrown]

Amongst the Hoopla,We all sang the song!

[Weezard]

Off-key, stridently, n half the words got wrong.
If all dat no bodder you, den you can sing along.

[kayakush]

someone said "this train is bound to glory", so we smoked some morning glory

[GaGrown]

If ya'll did that... Then you'll OD, and have no worries!

[Weezard]

Glory!?

Brah! Check yer ticket,
Yer on da wrong train.
We is perdition bound.

[painretreat]

Perdition bound, I'm leaving in a flurrie

[Weezard]

Bongalaros got roun' trip tickets
You no gotta worry.

[GaGrown]

Bongalaros got roun' trip tickets
You no gotta worry.

Is that the the reason they are in such a hurry?

[painretreat]

With jiggsw, kaya and weeze running form signatures and in a scurry

[kayakush]

the train pulled up at terrapin station, and the new conductor was casey jones. so, the boys packed the three bongs and went.......

[Weezard]

into town to buy some clones

[painretreat]

Choo, Choo, Choo. . . All aboard

[Weezard]

"What a long, strange trip it's been." :)

[GaGrown]

With all them bong hits.. I think they'll eat this cornish hen!

[Weezard]

Cornish hen? Looks like a fat, city pigeon.

[GaGrown]

Thats OK! Dieting to lose a smiggin'

[boaz]

and trying to controll my gigglin, while waitin downtown on in a railway station, one toke over line...:pimp:

[GaGrown]

I know this don't rhyme with nothin'.. Which word do I pick?

[Weezard]

(Nobody said it gotta rhyme.
It's a story.)

Here comes the perdition express, right on time. Bongalaros, all aboard!

[kayakush]

we hopped on the train, packed our bongs and we all went along to the next stop.....i asked for a donut but no to be found....so...........

[boaz]

I turned to look out the window and noticed giant buds growing in the field .... so .....

[Weezard]

We fielded a kilo or three and hung 'em in da caboose. But wait, WTF! . . .

[GaGrown]

The 3 Bonalaros Held us up with Bongs Drawn!

[Weezard]

Good drawings too! We posted them on the fridge. :)

[boaz]

and saw it for the first time ... camoflauged kangaroos on the caboos trying to get in:stoned: .. the bongalarios all decided to take another bong load ... when ...

[GaGrown]

They turn to look at their haul.They saw the roo's stuffin' it's pouch.. HAYYYYY!

[Weezard]

Dat's rude roo! Whassamotta U?
Ask, and ye may receive.
Stealin' leaves survivors bereaved.

[GaGrown]

3 bong Boys eat good again!

[Weezard]

Bellies bulgin' wit rooburger, we pull out of the station.
(now 3 tokes over the line)

[GaGrown]

Without hesitation.. The conductor..Next stop Hemp Nation!

[kayakush]

the train was making its way thru the woods and mountains to get to hemp station. the kangroos stole smoke in the pouch but no fear......i pulled out a few brownies and we ate them.....we had no milk to go along with them so we...

[painretreat]

. . .all decided to go one Toke over the line. . .

[GaGrown]

Bet your ass! Everyone was fine!

[kayakush]

the conductor said "Hemp Station" in 4 minutes and twenty seconds. so then we got prepared. the three bongers packed up and smoked some cannna butter, with purple kush hash, and more canna butter. man they passed it all around. then time got to be real slow and the train pulled into hemp station......we....

[GaGrown]

were blinded by the million mirrored ass critter..

[Weezard]

No! Don't use the laser!
You fool! You've killed us all! Arghh!

[GaGrown]

Red beams darting everywhere.. Dive behind this wall!

[DrWalter]

As The 3 Bonalaros lay erect on the floor :wtf:

[Weezard]

The audience applauded, calling out for more.

[painretreat]

one 'roo' was left, watching over them

[DrWalter]

The creator at hand was stunned in disbelief :S2:

[Weezard]

Tell us more, no be brief.

[DrWalter]

the train flew down the tracks as I fired up a spliff

[Weezard]

the crew was jumpy there were rumors of sabotage

[painretreat]

Sabotage with the 'green' crew.
They were reading some red (emergency) manuals and
had no clue what to do:smokin:
as the train flew past Hemp Station. . .:stoned:

[Weezard]

Flew past?!
Uh-oh! Is there a brake mechanic on-board?

[kayakush]

the train was no a runaway....headed somewhere....we went to the caboose to get a better view....everyone fired up a spiff to give them a lift. the train whistle blew......

[Weezard]

up! Then, the boiler, BLAM!

Blew the engine right off the track.
Headless, hapless, we thundered on.

[DrWalter]

so there we all were out on our ass and beating or feet

[Weezard]

Nothin' left to lose, we'll 'rang a few 'roos and ride 'em to perdition.

[GaGrown]

I'll get my lasso,with your permission..:thumbsup:

[Weezard]

Whip it out. Let's go 'roo fishin'

[GaGrown]

If we smoke too much, I might be missin'!:jointsmile:

[Weezard]

And, if we don't smoke too much, I ain't goin'

(Smoke TOO much?! That's just crazy talk. :) )

[GaGrown]

Reality of mixin' meds.. Sativa And Indica? I'm goin' and I'm might be missin'fer sure! SOB! It's snowin'....

You My Friend... Are a TRIPPPPP! I've told ya before!

[Weezard]

Yeeha!
Ridin'' roos is real bumpy, best wear a cup.

[DrWalter]

so with the roo's all rounded we got back underway

[GaGrown]

the one roo turned to me and said.."WTF did you say?"


Yeah... Talkin' roo's..

[painretreat]

Hey roo, you need a hearing aide?
he said he needed a very small cup
or it was a hic-cup?
Guess I better put on my hearing aide and give you the other
or share my weed?

[Weezard]

Yikes! no lettum see da weed.
They'll jump ya!

[painretreat]

OMG! I think they smell it!
Oh no. . .

[GaGrown]

I knew it!!! Bandit roo owning, Bongalaros. I told ya so..

[painretreat]

Roo ate my stash and took off like a

[Weezard]

postal worker on valium!
Aim for the top of the hop but spare the joeys for next year's crop.

(No ouch da pouch)

[DrWalter]

As the night fell down low and we floated up high

[Weezard]

Great idea!
I like dis guy.

[DrWalter]

as we were flying high on the flying Roos it occurred that no destination was planned

[Weezard]

Destination?
Will be where ever we land. :D

[DrWalter]

so the Roo shooters flew off toward Kansas because they heard the grass was greener there, when they got there they found

[williboy]

That though the grass was greener it was leaner, that all the while they inhaled it just paled, so they went back to better days at

[painretreat]

Roos er ville and flying on,

Oh no, not again, we flew past Perdition

[Weezard]

Dang! Next stop is Goshen.
I is persona non grata there.

[williboy]

And we toked and we toked tell we nearly choked then we all became ravenous so we...

[Weezard]

all ordered ravens, 4 and 20 of 'em, baked in a pie

[GaGrown]

Sigh.... I hate Birds eye! I think I'm gonna cry.

[GaGrown]

birds eye pie......

[kayakush]

i m a vegetarian i said, so ill pass, and pass this big blunt of green crack to you......the snow is falling

[GaGrown]

I'll take it,too... I'm scared of that roo! They box good! Set cha up for a serious maulin'..

[subsub]

With the pie all gone and the 'roos closely trailin', we hurry to our feet... we're goin bowlin'..

[GaGrown]

The pies all gone? Damn! My stomach's growlin'.

[subsub]

Don't worry brother, after smokin' all that, we'll soon be sleepin'.

[painretreat]

We gonna sleep in the bowlin alley?

[GaGrown]

No sleepin' allowed! We got rouge roo's on our trail,we just need to rally.

[Weezard]

You rally think so?
Fine!
"We've shown them our backs, now let's show them our faces" -John Wayne

[randomking]

woke up a few days latter, wtf did a elf just walk past

[Weezard]

Was it hopping?
Then, no.
Prolly a wannabe wallaby

[GaGrown]

Run Wezz... RUN! That wallaby has a sword.Would have ya head floppin' proballey!

[kayakush]

i have a pair of wallabies...their on my feet...so we tipp toed over to the bowling alley, and the cliche part was that we all smoked a bowl of purple haze....my shoe size is number 9...number 9...number 9

[painretreat]

best we be gettin on
can't stay put here for long
my last trip here bye all

[DrWalter]

*shakes head*

[painretreat]

OMG, some Blueberry Kush shake'n on me

[DrWalter]

shake n bake ....shake n bake:thumbsup:

[GaGrown]

Noboby said cake... We had pie!:thumbsup:

[painretreat]

Yeh, black and not blueberry
so how about bumbleberry?

[DrWalter]

like my uncle Peggy used to say "If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly"

[painretreat]

If its a grizzly, don't poke it!

The roos are pokin, we best be

[DrWalter]

its ok I can skin Griz

[painretreat]

You gonna needs some help!

[DrWalter]

ride ride slip and slide

[painretreat]

right side up and upside down

[GaGrown]

Sneak through this car and into the next... Shhhh... You hear roo's? Don't make a sound!

[DrWalter]

damn we left GaGrown on the train :S2::S2::S2::S2:

[painretreat]

as quiet as a church mouse
slithering around

[GaGrown]

I had to stay... Weez needs protection from the roo's and the rain!

[painretreat]

Weeze looks asleep check his pulse?

[GaGrown]

He better not be! Or I'm gettin' conductor Shultz..

[painretreat]

Busy day, bowling running and all,
Gonna join Weeze, after a toast

[GaGrown]

He has friends like us..And that's the most! I raise my glass to a fantastic host!

[bigsby]

I thought I heard someone ask where did that other tread went? Now you see it now you don't? No explanation or anything?

[Skihigh]

You can get mo' spliffed and find it on Bing.

[Weezard]

<Yawn>
Huh! What?
Is da bar closed?
Musta dozed.

Or passed out.
Please, no fault me for minor falter
I am but a humble helper.
Our real host is Dr Walter. :)


Thanks Doc!:smokin:

[DrWalter]

:thumbsup:

[painretreat]

Tank U DrWalter
Gonna Bing Weeze if he falter again!

[painretreat]

Roos, you take this :S3: And wake up that darn conductor while you are at it we gonna shine on him too! :smokebong:

[Weezard]

Bing away, you'll make my day
Nothing could suit me fina'
Myocardial infarction's not much fun.
(And Nitro's for angina) :)

Aloha,
Wee 'zard

[painretreat]

:S1:Enough of that Nitro and you mite blow up the roos, anaconda, conductor, grizzly and
the Field of Pot at the next stop! Reportedly, Bumbleberry/ Color Blindneess cross!
We need to stop and fill the Ball Jars and :rastabong: Jiggie and kaya lost the :baggy:

[randomking]

maby Santa will help us...go ask the wallaby

[DrWalter]

The whole thing was a Farce,. see what had really happened was........:wtf:

[Skihigh]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch......the pot field at the next stop has been overrun by a mob of Bongolians who were after the Bongaleros because......

[DrWalter]

thats what Bongolians do it is what fuels their passion for

[painretreat]

uncivil distress or was it
civil unrest?

The Wallabys are fleeing with tails of Blueberry

[DrWalter]

no a guy in a dress because they were going to

[painretreat]

New Years 420 costume party,
better get the wannabes all together

[DrWalter]

Wallabongbees present and accounted for

[painretreat]

Ga better hang around, we need a sentry

[GaGrown]

Yes Um! This is the point of no entry!

[kayakush]

what point of entry is this????? i m so lost as to whats going on.....wait.....i think i hear....yes i do hear.......

[Weezard]

Effervescence!
And it sounds like beer!

[GaGrown]

Beer? It is.. As around the corner I peer!

[DrWalter]

Hark the Raven never more

[GaGrown]

If That Raven pecks me.... It's ON!

[DrWalter]

the Raven pecks him

[GaGrown]

I figured! That #10 shot got'em! I don't eat crow! ya know?

[DrWalter]

you can eat it but it tastes like shit :S2:

[GaGrown]

Thats why I said I ain't haven' it!

[DrWalter]

the raven pecks again, then turns his head and says......

[Weezard]

Nevermore!

Fiend! I cried, upstarting.
Be that word our sound of parting.
Take thy beak from out my heart.
Take thy form from off my door!

Quoth the raven?
"Drink Blatz beer"

[DrWalter]

and then the raven pecked once more

[Weezard]

"Nevermore!"

Fiend! I cried, upstarting.
Be that word our sound of parting.
Take thy beak from out my heart.
Take thy form from off my door!

But, that raven, never flitting,
still is sitting, still is sitting.
'pon the pallid bust of Pallas,
just above my chamber door.

Quoth the raven.
"Drink Blatz beer."

[Weezard]

Go ahead, peck again.
I dares ya!

[DrWalter]

pecked again :bigsmoke:

[Weezard]

Ya pecker!

Ah, how clearly I remember.
It was in the bleak December and each separate, dying ember,
wrought it's ghost upon the floor.
And the silken, sad, uncertain, rustling of each purple curtain, thrilled me, filled me with a terror
that no mortal man has ever felt before.

Quoth the raven; "I'm Al Gore". :)

[kayakush]

so we got sick of the raven, i thought Ga killed em, but i guess not. so we all decided enough pecking and now the raven is pushing up daisies.......man the train ride is long and i got the munchies.....where is the food?

[beachguy in thongs]

.....where is the food?...was probably the most prevalent question asked, aboard the train, that August day, when the twilights last gleamed under God's stand of White Apple Trees.

[beachguy in thongs]

Unknowingly, the White Apple trees were
blocking the view of...