cops

[scot88]

so i was wondering if you had any experiences with cops (preferably weed related, but if its not, i'm sure no one will care.)

as for me, i have nothing to tell really. except for this past weekend, i was stoned out of my mind, fumbling through the newspaper, when i noticed that the fair me and my friend were going to was going to be attended by a k-9 unit with demonstrations. i got a little scared, but i went anyway, and everything was cool.

[Belleza666]

yeah i get super paranoid around cops. the only time i got arrested was when i knew it was going to happen. i was so stoned that i somehow knew...or i guess i was too paranoid. ah shit im repeating myself again.... :p

[OreO]

i was arrested when i was 16 for tresspassing/possesion(i was smoking in this parking lot of a mental illness nursing home at night, yes the dumbest thing i could of done) Anyway he cuffed me and i was scared shitless so i told him i was smoking and high. He took me to the station cuffed me to the wall and made me write a page on what i did and then signed it...he found a scale in my pocket and thought i was a dealer, i told him i only had it to weigh buds but i wasnt a dealer. He thought i had some weight so he made me take my pants off and squat cause he thought i stashed shit in my buttcrack...welll thats an illegal procedure see i was only 16 and i wasnt accompanied by a lawyer or parent when this happened so i got the charges dropped and the fucker got kicked off the force whoooooooooooooooooo for me!

1 less pig for the pothead :D

[EverydayJunglist]

i got caught with alot of narcotic scripts when i was 13 in school.I have been arrested tripping on Dxm last march(had bud on me but i shoved it in my 6inch timbs along with my piece.And have gotten pulled over around 4 or 5 times....I have had my license for less then a year.Don't let cops get to know ya because they will make you a routine victim.I do not want to get into the stories to much,because the New york state police might be on these boards!!??!!??Fuckin pigs.The most crooked people are the ones with the most power,obviously.Being a cop has the potential for a very lucrative job.

[EverydayJunglist]

He thought i had some weight so he made me take my pants off and squat cause he thought i stashed shit in my buttcrack...y



He made you take your pants off and squat? How the fuck does the police force find these people.Sounds like he was living out a lifetime perverted fantasy.I would have to pay him a visit at about 3 am....a little dawn raid.

[Gothen]

Yeah, I took two hits off a joint one afternoon and then left my room to get the phone........2 inches from my mother. She knew I smoked before and I told her I wasn't gonna quit.
Well, she went ballistic because she smelled it BAD. Called the cops on me. Cops came, gave me a bunch of bullshit story of what "the dope" does to you. Fuckin' retards. One guy even went as far as to say that his friend is now mentally retarded just from smoking "the dope." I don't know WHAT the fuck this dude thinks "dope" is, but it ain't fuckin' weed. NO ONE calls weed dope anymore. At least, not around here in Indiana.
Anyway, pigs found me with two homemade pipes,that tested positive for resin, 2 and a half Bud Lights, and a Battery charge on my mom for holding her wrists for 20 seconds.

Anyway, April 20th I went to court and they dropped the Battery and Minor Consumption charge, because I owned up to the fact that I had possession of paraphrenalia. Gotta go back to court May 19th. ::sigh::

[jacquelyne]

i got locked up for a weekend when i was 15 for stealing
then again for 2 mths when i was 19 for something else(just helping someone out)
silly bitch i am
Im good i dont get in trouble much with police a few of my cousins are cops.I get alot of traffic fines so i havent been driving lately so i get my demerit points back

[Lightitup44]

Yo Gothen where in Indiana are you from? Im just north of Indianapolis/indy. Just neve seen many on the boards from the state which is a major drug passage across the country.

-peace

[boycey58]

never been caught but they're making random drug tests legal in schools here in england so everyone's gotta be careful.

[Smokin2]

Never had any trouble with the cops. In fact the last two times I've been pulled over for speeding I got off b/c I have a clean driving record too. So far so good, but I do smoke in my car often when I'm traveling distances over an hour or more otherwise I just smoke at home and try and keep myself out of their sites. Also I get my weed from friends that do it. I don't visit a dealer's house like I used. It get from family or co-workers so I'm somewhere I shouldn't be. Then again, that is pure luck.

Gothem, DAMN that sucks, you went to jail on 4/20 for weed. That must have sucked big time, and how ironic is that? Good Luck in court.

[Atom Bong]

In 7th grade i burned down my neighbors woods...about an acre and i had to call the cops to come put that shit out. I made a smoke bomb and this dumb spic that was there at the time felt he needed to share it with a teacher so i got called down the the office they searched my locker, cops read me my rights all that bullshit and i had to go down to the station to answer questions...ghey. they couldnt do anything cuz it wasnt in school :-D. i laid in the road pretending to be dead (stupid idea) someone drove by which just happened to be my cousin, they thought i was really dead and called the cops next thing i kno the roads blocked off, theres a cop at every door down the whole road and a UConn search dog sniffing me out..that was an eventful night. umm then theres dumb shit like riding dirtbikes and pocket bikes down the road... if its not harming anyone, why the fuck is it illegal. (that goes for a couple things)

[Dark Seraph]

Aw man, i have a funny story: When i was young(around 15), i used to have my friend over to stay the night, and we got hyped up on caffeine pills (yellow jackets) and the walked over town in the middle of the night. So it was around 3am, and I decided we should pull a prank at the elmenary school and junior high. They were two different schools but they were separated only by a grassy field. So we went over to the elementary school dressed in all black and grabbed one of the "little kid plastic picnic tables" (you probably know what im talking about), dragged it across the field to the junior high, and after a lot of effort, put it on the roof so that it would be visible from the front entrance of the junior high. It was awesome.

But as we were walking across the field back to the elementary school, cuz we had to pass it to get home, two cop cars roll up and chase us THROUGH THE PLAYGROUND, leaving tire-tracks on the very ground that these little kids have recess. We managed to roll down the hill and get rid of the multiple knives we were carrying (DUMB) and cigarettes (STUPID). So we got home, and turned on my dad's scanner, and all we could here were the piggies searching around town for us (it was a small town and they didnt have a life).

Final Result: A very precious and hilarious moment in the morning, when we arrived at the junior high to see everyone looking at the elementary school's picnic table on the roof.

[Looker]

Well I got busted twice by the cops for small shit but get this.. I ended up in the SAME jail cell that I got put in the FIRST time I got busted :D

Otherwise its like everytime I watch "COPS" on TV theres always some guy gettin busted with no shirt on or like some naked crazy black dude with a baby bonnet on his head being restrained by like 8 cops.... :D

Kinky... :rolleyes:


Stop it I'm not gay...

[kroncheez]

dont smoke in cars and you should never get caught if you are halfway smart.