Did u start off as an anti drug person?

[Prozac fairy]

I used to be one of those really anti drug ppl and swore id never touch the stuff, but look at me now, i smoke pot all the time and i cant get enough, but it did fuck me up a bit so i had to stop. But ne1 else start out like that? ive only been doin it since i started college but it feels like iv been doin it for years. Infact my mate had been doin it for 5 years, im more hard core than him now which is fucked. i dont wana be like that. u no wen u wana quit but u cant that wats up wit me, but i ihavent touched the stuff for like 3 weeks so i can concentrate at school....which is a gud move i guess

[Lepp]

I guess I was pretty anti-drug when I was a little kid, I never really cared. I always knew it was "naughty" but I just didn't care so much about all the lectures and stuff.

[smokey]

not really by the time i knew about drugs properly i was takin em lol

[gunja1]

Drugs are very addictive. I think that most people come across drugs, marajuana in this case, through friends and peer presure and the coolness of doing it at the time. Most people will deny peer pressure but its a fact. Then u start smoking it all the time with this group of people and before u know it ur addicted and feel like u need it all the time. The truth is u dont need it, but it takes u away from the harsh reality of life and makes u feel good. I smoked every day like this when i was younger i was even smoking by myself. Then i met my beutiful girlfriend and she was anti-drug so i stopped smoking and now only smoke once every 1 or 2 months. I didnt just stop smoking for her but i also did it for me. Now im settled down in a 3 year relationship with the same girl and a good job. I will never look back now, only faward to the future, and i know i dont need drugs to be happy, i just needed someone to help me see the light. Dont get me rong i still love the occasional smoke with my mates but only in moderation, because i have control of my life now and not the pot. It feels great, peace ;)

[cortezbuddha]

I was born and raised into US public schools. I know in Virginia and probably every other state they have the D.A.R.E program, and they push the anti-drup campaign hardcore! When I came out of that shit, I was so anit-drugs, and went home to talk to my dad, who was in his 20's and 30's during the 60's and early 70's, and he said that was all bull! He does'nt do any drugs anymore, he is a professional and just doesn't want to worry about that, but he told me how it is. So after that, I knew drugs were "bad", but I always wanted to experiment. So I got to do that, now that I am in college. I definitely think that drugs should be for people 18 and over though, personal opinion.

Peace

By the way, I believe that D.A.R.E. means Drug Abuse Resistance Education just incase you never had it in school or heard of it.

[Colombian Chronik]

yea man, just like me. just 2 yrs ago ide be like "man ppl who smoke r idiots" or "drugs are bad and ull never see me smoking" LMFAO now i smoke everyday if not every other day. fuck it. smoke weed and maintain. PAZ

[DirtyB2525]

i looked at drugs as something that people should have the right to choose to do or not. I looked at it as neither bad not good. Ive been smokin for almost 7 years now and the funny thing is, i did the hard drugs before i started smokin weed.

[420sampson]

I first smoked when i was in 6th grade with my fifteen year old bro, and then i stopped until i was in high school, I use to give my teo older bros so much shit for being "pot head" but i know i completely love the fine ganja.

Peace

[NowhereMan]

Drugs are very addictive. I think that most people come across drugs, marajuana in this case, through friends and peer presure and the coolness of doing it at the time. Most people will deny peer pressure but its a fact. Then u start smoking it all the time with this group of people and before u know it ur addicted and feel like u need it all the time. The truth is u dont need it, but it takes u away from the harsh reality of life and makes u feel good. I smoked every day like this when i was younger i was even smoking by myself. Then i met my beutiful girlfriend and she was anti-drug so i stopped smoking and now only smoke once every 1 or 2 months. I didnt just stop smoking for her but i also did it for me. Now im settled down in a 3 year relationship with the same girl and a good job. I will never look back now, only faward to the future, and i know i dont need drugs to be happy, i just needed someone to help me see the light. Dont get me rong i still love the occasional smoke with my mates but only in moderation, because i have control of my life now and not the pot. It feels great, peace ;)





i my self have the addictive personallity
but ya know what
can do without weed

but if i have no cigs i will cuss you out over knocking loud on my door

weed is not addictive
you can be MENTALLY attached to it,but not addicted
i wished yaw stop using that word
cigs are addictive
i CRAVE nicotine
i only want thc
big difference


ps i use 90% medically
and enoy my 10% buzz time

[Niftyfifty]

Even after DARE, I really wasn't anti drugs but more curious of them. I went on a trip during DARE week and was only given a book to color and fill out for homework, which I didn't finish, but I still graduated from DARE somehow... the only thing that book did was to say no to joints and needles and to get a parent or adult if you find any. I never really had the thought process that drugs were bad but I hated people who were heavy drinkers and still have issues towards alcohol and their addicts. Then again, I seemed to avoid drug use and drugs themselves up 'til I was 18. Either that or they avoided me. Now that I know all the different varieties, I'm mostly against man-made intoxicants (especially heroin and meth) and find that marijuana is the safest out of the natural intoxicants. I think cigarettes should be banned and replaced with the good green!

[daisy chain]

have never been one of those peeps who are like ' you shouldn't do this or that ' . i belive if someone wants to try something ie. dope then let um , there only gonna do it anyway , don't you think? :D

[StyleZ]

At first when i heard of it in 5th grade i didnt really care that much because my old brother and his friends would smoke it all the time in front of me, but i knew it was wrong because my mom would always bitch about the blunt wraps that she found in his room, but 7th grade i tried it and said i would never do it again because it fucked me up so much and i smoked a whole joint i found in my brothers room and i was like 100 pounds at that time lol so when i finished 8th grade i smoked with my brother for graduating 8th grade and then i loved it and did it all through high school, It kinda sucks because when i smoke now im not as fucked up as i used to be so thats what i miss about it and i cant go a week without it because all my friends do it.

[Lepp]

DARE just made me want to smoke more, they just say "Don't do it."
They didn't say why.

And that's why the sky is blue.

[NoSoupForYou]

i used to never want to smoke weed and now i wish i could

[maryjanemama]

I'm just one of those people that if you tell me not to do something, I'm going to want to do it even more. I don't think I've ever been "anti drug". Drugs, like any lifestyle choice, are personal. And I, personally, love weed.

[Razer]

I enjoy fine smoke about 6-8 times a day. Started with my stoner buddies back in high school. Now, I even though I like the hell out of it most of the time, I have to smoke to keep from choking out (some retarded breathing problem I developed during college, and no it's not just your run of the mill cough). Sometimes it is a drag being high all the time.
We didn't have D.A.R.E. when I was in school, but two of my kids have won their writing contest in succesive years. This, despite the fact that I smoke openly in my house. They understand that alchohol and many drugs can be very dangerous and destroy your life (not to mention those around you). But, they also understand that in moderation, responsible adults can use alchohol or smoke a bowl and that does not make them bad, subversive, or needing a jail cell.

[IntelInside]

Episode 115 - "The Soup Nazi"Written by Spike Feresten Directed by Andy Ackerman========================================== ==============================Guest Starring Regular Cast--------------------- -------------------WAYNE KNIGHT as Newman JERRY SEINFELD as Jerry HEIDI SWEDBERG as Susan JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUSS as ElaineALEXANDRA WENTWORTH as Sheila JASON ALEXANDER as GeorgeLARRY THOMAS as Soup Nazi MICHAEL RICHARDS as KramerSTEVE HYTNER as BaniaJOHN PARAGON as RayYUL VAZQUEZ as BobTHOM BARRY as SuperVINCE MELOCCHI as Furniture GuyANA GASTEYER as WomanCEDRIC DUPLECHAIN as CustomerMIKE MICHAUD as Customer========================================== ==============================GEORGE: All right. So, what theatre you wanna go to tonight? We got 61st and 3rd or 84th and Broadway.JERRY: Which one you wanna go to shmoopy?SHEILA: You called me shmoppy. Youâ??re a shmoopy.JERRY: Youâ??re a shmoopy!SHEILA: Youâ??re a shmoopy!JERRY: Youâ??re a shmoopy! GEORGE: All right, shmoopies...whatâ??s it gonna be? Pick a theater.JERRY: Uh,..weâ??ll go to 3rd Avenue. So, can you come with us for lunch tothe soup place?SHEILA: No. You have a good lunch. But Iâ??ll meet you back here for themovie.GEORGE: Hey.ELAINE: Hey. SHEILA: Hi Elaine.ELAINE: Hi Sheila.JERRY: All right, then. Iâ??ll see you later.SHEILA: Bye shmoopy.JERRY: Bye shmoopy.ELAINE: Okay. We ready to go?GEORGE: Yes. Please. Please, letâ??s go.ELAINE: Boy, Iâ??m in the mood for a cheeseburger.JERRY: No. We gotta go to the soup place. ELAINE: What soup place?GEORGE: Oh, thereâ??s a soup stand, Kramerâ??s been going there.JERRY: Heâ??s always raving. I finally got a chance to go there the otherday, and I tell you this, you will be stunned.ELAINE: Stunned by soup?JERRY: You canâ??t eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.ELAINE: Huh. All right. Come on.JERRY: Thereâ??s only one caveat -- the guy who runs the place is a littletemperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. Heâ??s secretlyreferred to as the Soup Nazi. ELAINE: Why? What happends if you donâ??t order right?JERRY: He yells and you donâ??t get your soup.ELAINE: What?JERRY: Just follow the ordering procedure and you will be fine.GEORGE: All right. All right. Letâ??s - letâ??s go over that again. JERRY: All right. As you walk in the place move immediately to your right. ELAINE: What?JERRY: The main thing is to keep the line moving.GEORGE: All right. So, you hold out your money, speak your soup in a loud,clear voice, step to the left and receive.JERRY: Right. Itâ??s very important not to embellish on your order. Noextranneous comments. No questions. No compliments. ELAINE: Oh, boy, Iâ??m really scared!JERRY: Elaine.ELAINE: All right. Jerry, thatâ??s enough now about the Soup Nazi. Whoa! Wow!Look at this. You know what this is? This is an antique armoire. Wow!Itâ??s French. Armoire. JERRY: Ar-moire.ELAINE: How much is this?FURNITURE GUY: I was asking 250, but you got a nice face. 2 even.ELAINE: Huh? Ha. 200. You know, Iâ??ve always wanted one of these things. JERRY: He gave you the nice face discount.ELAINE: Yeah. All right. You guys go ahead.JERRY: What about the soup?ELAINE: Iâ??m getting an armoire, Jerry. JERRY: [in French accent] Pardon.GEORGE: This line is huge.JERRY: Itâ??s like this all the time.GEORGE: Isnâ??t that that Bania guy?JERRY: Oh, no. It is. Just be still.GEORGE: Whoop! Too late. I think he picked up the scent.BANIA: Hey, Jerry! I didnâ??t know you liked soup.JERRY: Hard to believe.BANIA: This guy makes the best soup in the city, Jerry. The best. You knowwhat they call him? Soup Nazi.JERRY: Shhhhh! All right, Bania, I - Iâ??m not letting you cut in line.BANIA: Why not?JERRY: Because if he catches us, weâ??ll never be able to get soup again.BANIA: Okay. Okay.GEORGE: Medium turkey chili. JERRY: Medium crab bisque. GEORGE: I didnâ??t get any bread.JERRY: Just forget it. Let it go.GEORGE: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.SOUP NAZI: Bread -- $2 extra.GEORGE: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.SOUP NAZI: You want bread? GEORGE: Yes, please.SOUP NAZI: $3!GEORGE: What?SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! [snaps fingers][cahsier takes Georgeâ??s soup and gives him back his money]ELAINE: What do you mean I canâ??t bring in here? I live here.SUPER: Its Sunday, Elaine. Thereâ??s no moving on Sunday. Thatâ??s the rule.ELAINE: But I didnâ??t know, Tom. I g -- canâ??t you just make an exception?Please. Iâ??ve got a nice face.SUPER: Tomorrow, okay? You can move it in tommorrow. Iâ??ll even give you ahand, all right?ELAINE: Ohh! Well, youâ??re just gonna have to hold this for me. FURNITURE GUY: Iâ??m a guy on the sidewalk. I donâ??t have layaway.ELAINE: Oh, no...please donâ??t go. Please - please donâ??t walk away.JERRY: Oh, man. Ohh! This is fantastic. How does he do it?GEORGE: You know, I donâ??t see how you can sit there eating that and noteven offer me any?JERRY: I gave you a taste. What do you want?GEORGE: Why canâ??t we share?JERRY: I told you not to say anything. You canâ??t go in there, brazenlyflout the rules and then think Iâ??m gonna share with you!GEORGE: Do you hear yourself?JERRY: Iâ??m sorry. This is what comes from living under a Nazi regime.GEORGE: Well, I gotta go back there and try again. Hi Sheila.SHEILA: Hi. Hi shmoopy.JERRY: Hi shmoopy.SHEILA: No, youâ??re a shmoopy!JERRY: Youâ??re a shmoopy!GEORGE: Iâ??m going.JERRY: Hey, listen, so weâ??ll meet you and Susan at the movie tonight?GEORGE: You know what? I changed my mind. I, uh, I donâ??t think so.JERRY: Why?GEORGE: I just donâ??t feel like it anymore.JERRY: Just like that?GEORGE: Just like that.SHEILA: Boy, heâ??s a weird guy, isnâ??t he?KRAMER: Hey.JERRY: Hey.KRAMER: [taking Jerryâ??s couch cushion] Yeah.JERRY: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Wha -- what are you doing?KRAMER: Yeah. Elaine, she has to leave her armoire on the street allnight...Iâ??m gonna guard it for her. I need something to sit on.JERRY: Well, sit on one of your couch cushions.KRAMER: Yeah, but this is so nice and thick. Ahoy there!ELAINE: Oh, Kramer! Thank God. I really appreciate you doing this.KRAMER: Yeah. Well, you ask for it, you got it.ELAINE: Do you need anything?KRAMER: Well, a bowl of muligatawny would hit the spot.ELAINE: Mulligatawny?KRAMER: Yeah. Itâ??s an Indian soup. Itâ??s simmered to perfection by one ofthe great soup artisans in the modern era.ELAINE: Oh! Who? The Soup Nazi?KRAMER: Heâ??s not a Nazi. He just happens to be a little eccentric. Mostgeniuses are.ELAINE: All right. Iâ??ll be back.KRAMER: Wait a second. You donâ??t even know how to order.ELAINE: Oh, no. No. No. No. I got it.KRAMER: No. No, Elaine!ELAINE: Hey, I got it. Hey. Didnâ??t you already get soup?GEORGE: No. I didnâ??t get it.ELAINE: Why? What happened?GEORGE: I made a mistake.ELAINE: [laughing]GEORGE: All right. Well, weâ??ll see what happends to you.ELAINE: Yeah. No. Listen, George, I am quite certain Iâ??m walking out ofthere with a bowl of soup. GEORGE: Yeah. Hey, let ask you something. Is it just me, or - or do youfind it unbearable to be aorund Jerry and that girl?ELAINE: Oh, I know! It is awful!GEORGE: Why do they have to do that in front of people?ELAINE: I donâ??t know.GEORGE: What is that with the shmoopy? ELAINE: Ohh!GEORGE: The shmoopy, shmoopy, shmoopy, shmmopy, shmoopy!ELAINE: Ohh! Stop it! I know.GEORGE: I had to listen to a five minute discussion on which one isactually called shmoopy.ELAINE: Ugh!GEORGE: And I cancelled plans to go to the movies with them tonight.ELAINE: You know, we should say something.GEORGE: You know, we absolutely should.ELAINE: I mean, why does he do that? Doesnâ??t he know what a huge turnoffthat is?GEORGE: I donâ??t know. He can be so weird sometimes. ELAINE: Yeah.GEORGE: I still havenâ??t figured him out.ELAINE: No. Me neither.GEORGE: All right. Shh! I gotta focus. Iâ??m shifting into soup mode.ELAINE: Oh, God!GEORGE: Good afternoon. One large crab bisque to go. Bread. Beautiful.SOUP NAZI: Youâ??re pushing your luck little man.GEORGE: Sorry. Thank you.ELAINE: Hi there. Um, uh -- [drumming on countertop] Oh! Oh! Oh! Onemulligatawny and, um.... what is that right there? Is that lima bean?SOUP NAZI: Yes.ELAINE: Never been a big fan. [coughing] Um..you know what? Has anyone evertold you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, â?? Scent Of A Woman.â?�Who-ah! Who-ah!SOUP NAZI: Very good. Very good.ELAINE: Well, I --SOUP NAZI: You know something? ELAINE: Hmmm?SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! ELAINE: What?SOUP NAZI: Come back one year! Next!RAY: Look at this. BOB: Itâ??s an antique.RAY: Itâ??s all hand made and I love the in-lay.BOB: Yes. Yes. me, too. Ay, itâ??s gorgeous. Completely. Pick it up. No. No.Pick it up from the bottom over there.KRAMER: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. What are you doing?BOB: What does it look like weâ??re doing? Weâ??re taking this.KRAMER: You canâ??t take this. This belongs to a friend of mine.BOB: Look, you wanna get hurt? KRAMER: Huh?BOB: I donâ??t think you wanna get hurt. Because if you wanna get hurt I canhurt you. Now, just back off.RAY: Bob.BOB: Just pick it up.KRAMER: What is this, huh?BOB: You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding?We taking the armoire and thatâ??s all there is to it. Okay? ELAINE: I mean, is he allowed to do this? Itâ??s discrimination! Iâ??m gonnacall the statesâ?? attorney office. I really am.GEORGE: Oh, this is fabulous. My God Elaine, you have to taste this.ELAINE: All right. All right. Give me a tsate. Mmm! Oh God, I gotta sitdown. What happened? Whereâ??s my armoire?KRAMER: Well, b -- it was stolen.ELAINE: Wha--?KRAMER: These street toughs, they robbed me.ELAINE: Street toughs took my armoire?KRAMER: Yeah. It was very frightening. My life was in danger. You shouldâ??veseen the way they talked to me.ELAINE: I canâ??t believe this!KRAMER: Well, whereâ??s the soup?ELAINE: Wha -- the Soup Nazi threw me out.KRAMER: Oh...yeah!JERRY: What are you gonna get?SHEILA: Iâ??ll decide at the last minute.JERRY: You better decide, sister. Youâ??re on deck. Sheila![Soup Nazi pounding on countertop]JERRY: Uh-oh.SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? Youâ??re kissing in my line? Nobody kisses inmy line!SHEILA: I can kiss anywherre I want to.SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup!SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, weâ??re leaving. Jerry?JERRY: Do I know you?ELAINE: So, essentially, you chose soup over a woman?JERRY: It was a bisque.ELAINE: Yeah. You know what I just realized? Suddenly, George has becomemuch more normal than you.JERRY: Really?ELAINE: Yeah. Come on. I mean, think about it. Heâ??s engaged to be married.Your top priority is soup.JERRY: Have you tastes the soup?ELAINE: Yeah. All right. You made the right decision. JERRY: See, the way I figure it, itâ??s much easier to patch things up withSheila than with the Soup Nazi.JERRY: Hey.KRAMER: Yeah. ELAINE: Hey.KRAMER: Yeah.JERRY: Oh, thanks.ELAINE: There he is. KRAMER: Elaine, Iâ??m really sorry about the armoire.ELAINE: Yeah. I know. Me, too.JERRY: So, did these thieves want any money?KRAMER: No.JERRY: They just wanted the armoire?KRAMER: Yeah. They were..quite taken with it.[interom buzzes]JERRY: Yeah?GEORGE: Hup! Hup!JERRY: Hey, have you noticed George is acting a little strange lately?ELAINE: No. In what way?JERRY: I donâ??t know. A lot of attitude, like heâ??s better than me, orsomething.ELAINE: I donâ??t think George has ever thought heâ??s better than anybody.GEORGE: Hello.JERRY: Hello.KRAMER: Hey.GEORGE: Hello.ELAINE: Hello.GEORGE: Were you just talking about me? Whatâ??s going on? JERRY: Absolutely not.GEORGE: Somethingâ??s going on here.KRAMER: All right, [claps hands] Iâ??m gonna go get some soup.ELAINE: One of these days that guy is gonna get his. GEORGE: So, how was the movie?JERRY: Aw, we didnâ??t go. Sheila and I are kind of on the outs.GEORGE: Oh, yeah?JERRY: Yeah. Wha - wha - what are you, happy?GEORGE: Happy? Why should I be happy?JERRY: I donâ??t know, but you look like youâ??re happy. GEORGE: Why should I care?JERRY: You canâ??t fool me. Donâ??t unsult me, George because I know whenyouâ??re happy.GEORGE: All right. I am happy, and Iâ??ll tell ya why -- because the two ofyou were making me and every one of your friends sick! Right, Elaine?[Elaine sneaks out of Jerryâ??s apartment]JERRY: Is that so?GEORGE: Yeah. Yeah. With all that kissing and the shmoopy, shmoopy,shmoopy, shmoopy, shmoopy out in public like that. Itâ??s disgutsing!JERRY: Disgusting?GEORGE: People who do that should be arrested.JERRY: Well, I guess I have all the more reason to get back with her.GEORGE: Ye - yeah. And we had a pact, you know. JERRY: What?GEORGE: You shook my hand in that coffee shop.JERRY: Youâ??re still with the pact?GEORGE: Mmm-hmm. You reneged.JERRY: All I did was shake your hand.GEORGE: Ah-ha!KRAMER: And then they just ran off with the armoire, just like that.SOUP NAZI: Ohh! This city.NEWMAN: One large jambalaya, please.SOUP NAZI: So, continue.KRAMER: Well, my friend is awful disappointed is all. You know, sheâ??s veryemotional.NEWMAN: Thank you. [inhaling deeply] Jambalaya!SOUP NAZI: All right, now listen to me. You have been a good friend. I havean armoire in my basement. If you want to pick it up, youâ??re welcometo it. So, take it, itâ??s yours.KRAMER: How can I possibly thank you?SOUP NAZI: You are the only one who understands me.KRAMER: You suffer for your soup.SOUP NAZI: Yes. That is right.KRAMER: You demand perfection from yourself, from your soup.SOUP NAZI: How can I tolerate any less from my customer?CUSTOMER: Uh, gespacho, por favor.SOUP NAZI: Por favor?CUSTOMER: Um, Iâ??m part Spanish.SOUP NAZI: Adios muchacho!KRAMER: Git.JERRY: It was stupid of me.SHEILA: Well, it was very insulting.JERRY: No. I know. I - I was really sort of half-kidding.SHEILA: Well, behind every joke thereâ??s some truth.JERRY: What about that Bavarian cream pie joke I told you? Thereâ??s no truthto that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United Statesto Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they getthere and they donâ??t have it he says â?? Aw, Iâ??ll just have somecoffee.â?� Thereâ??s no truth to that.SHEILA: Well, I guess youâ??r right.JERRY: So, am I forgiven, shmoopy?SHEILA: Yes, shmoopy.JERRY: Aw!SUSAN: Hey, Jerry!JERRY: Oh, hi Susan, George. You remember Sheila.GEORGE: Oh, yes. Hello.SHEILA: Hello. Wonâ??t you join us?GEORGE: No, thanks.SUSAN: Of course.GEORGE: Yes. Well -- So, uh, sit on the same side at a booth, huh?JERRY: Yeah. Thatâ??s right. You got a problem?GEORGE: I, uh, just think itâ??s a little unusual. Two people to sit on oneside...and leave the other side empty.JERRY: Well, weâ??re changing the tules.GEORGE: Ahh. Good for you.SUSAN: Aw, what are you getting George?GEORGE: I donâ??t know, honey. What do you want to get? [in babying voice] Iwant you to get anything you want...â??cause I love you so much. Iwant you to be happy. Okay, sweetie?SUSAN: Oh, George, youâ??re so sweet.GEORGE: Well, I could be a little sweetie tweetie weetie weetie.SUSAN: Aww!JERRY: What about you, shmoopy? How â??bout a little tuna? You want a littletuna fishy? SHEILA: Yeah.JERRY: Yum yum little tuna fishy?GEORGE: Come here.[George & Susan begin making out; Jerry & Sheila begin making out in orderto keep up]KRAMER: And..voila!ELAINE: [gasps]KRAMER: Yeah.ELAINE: Oh! Oh, I love it! I absolutely love it!KRAMER: Yeah. Did the K Man do it or did the K Man do it? ELAINE: The K Man did it!KRAMER: Yeah!ELAINE: [laughing] How much did you pay for this thing?KRAMER: How â??bout zero?ELAINE: What?KRAMER: Yeah. ELAINE: What? Whoâ??s was it? Whereâ??d you get it?KRAMER: Iâ??ll tell ya where I got it. I got it from the guy you so callouslyrefer to as the Soup Nazi.ELAINE: Get out![Elaine pushes on Kramerâ??s chest, causing in to fall backwards through herswinging door]ELAINE: The Soup Nazi gave it to you?KRAMER: Yeah.ELAINE: Why?KRAMER: Well, I told him the whole story and he just let me have it. Wha --Yeah. Heâ??s a wonderful man.ELAINE: [gasps]KRAMER: Yeah. Well, a little bit misunderstood but, uh....ELAINE: Well, Iâ??m just gonna go down there and personally thank him. Imean, I had this guy all wrong. This is wonderful!KRAMER: Yeah. Well, heâ??s a dear.GEORGE: How much tip do you leave on 8.15?SUSAN: You know sweetie, I just want you to know that I was so proud of youtoday expressing your feelings so freely in front of Jerry and all.Just knowing that youâ??re not afraid of those things is such a great stepforward in our relationship. GEORGE: Huh?SUSAN: [in babying voice] Because you love your little kiki donâ??t you?CUSTOMER: How is he today?BANIA: I think heâ??s in a good mood.ELAINE: Hi. You know, Kramer gave me the armoire and it is so beautiful.Iâ??m mean, I just canâ??t tell you how much I appreciate it.SOUP NAZI: You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it tohim in the first place! I would have taken a hatchet and smashed itto pieces! Now, who wants soup? Next! Speak up! JERRY: Iâ??m heading over to Elaineâ??s.KRAMER: Oh. Jerry, those are the guys that mugged me for the armoire.JERRY: Those two?KRAMER: Yeah. JERRY: Are you sure?KRAMER: Yeah. Thatâ??s them.JERRY: Well, letâ??s confront â??em.KRAMER: No. No. No. No. Letâ??s get a cop. JERRY: Thereâ??s no cops around. Theyâ??re gonna leave. Come on.KRAMER: No!JERRY: Letâ??s go.BOB: Oh, wow look, that one is gorgeous. I would just kill for that one.RAY: Oh, not in blue. Blue does not go with all.BOB: Oh, please. Do you know what youâ??re talking about? Because I donâ??tthink you know what youâ??re talking about. Take a look at that.KRAMER: Excuse me. RAY: Are you talking to me?KRAMER: Uh, well, uh, we --RAY: I said, are you talking to me?BOB: Well, maybe, he was talking to me. Was you talking to him? Because youwas obviously talking to one of us. So what is it? Who?! Who was youtalking to?!KRAMER: Well, wha -- I, uh -- uh, we were kind of, uh, talking to eachother, werenâ??t we?[Jerry & Kramer turn around and run away]ELAINE: I mean, you know, Iâ??ve never een so insulted in my entire life.Thereâ??s something really wrong with this man. He is a Soup Nazi.What? What is that?JERRY: I donâ??t know. â?? 5 cups chopped Porcini mushrooms, half a cup ofolive oil, 3 pounds of celery, chopped parsley...â?�ELAINE: Let me see this. [gasps] You know what this is? This is a recipefor soup, and look at this. There are like thrity different recipes.These are his recipes! JERY: So?ELAINE: So? So, his secretâ??s out. Donâ??t you see? I could give these toevery restaurant in town. I could have â??em published! I could - I coulddrop fliers from a plane above the city.JERRY: Wait a second, Elaine. Where do you think youâ??re going?ELAINE: What do you care?JERRY: Elaine, I donâ??t want you causing any trouble down at that soupstand. I happen to love that soup.ELAINE: Get out of ym way, Jerry.JERRY: Elaine, let the man make his soup!ELAINE: Donâ??t make me hurt you, Jerry.SUSAN: Look, they have it in blue...for my baby bluey. Are you my babybluey?GEORGE: Oh, yes. I - Iâ??m your baby bluey.JERRY: Well. Well.SUSAN: Hi, Jerry.JERRY: Hey, Susan, George. SUSAN: You know, I really like Sheila a lot.JERRY: Oh, really?SUSAN: Mmm-hmm.JERRY: Because weâ??re kind of not seeing each other anymore.SUSAN: Oh, no! Thatâ??s too bad.JERRY: Yeah. Well, she was very affectionate - which I love. You know Ilove that - but mentally, we couldnâ??t quite make the connection. GEORGE: Really?JERRY: Yeah. Too bad, â??cause you gotta have the affection - which youobviously have. I think itâ??s great that youâ??re so open with youraffections in public. See, we had that.SUSAN: Mmm-hmm.GEORGE: You did?JERRY: Oh, yeah. But the mental thing. But anyway. Iâ??ll see ya.GEORGE: Yeah. See ya.SOUP NAZI: Go on! Leave! Get out!WOMAN: But I didnâ??t do anything.SOUP NAZI: Next!ELAINE: Hello.SOUP NAZI: You. You think you can get soup? Please. Youâ??re wastingeveryoneâ??s time.ELAINE: I donâ??t want soup. I can make my own soup. â?? 5 cups chopped Porcinimushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery.â?�SOUP NAZI: That is my recipe for wild mushroom.ELAINE: Yeah, thatâ??s right. I got â??em all. Cold cucumber, corn and cranchowder, mulligatawny.SOUP NAZI: Mulliga...tawny?ELAINE: Youâ??re through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!NEWMAN: [panting] Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!JERRY: What is it?NEWMAN: Somethingâ??s happened with the Soup Nazi!JERRY: Wha - wha - whatâ??s the matter?NEWMAN: Elaineâ??s down there causing all kinds of commotion. Somehow she gota hold of his recipes and she says sheâ??s gonna drive him out of business!The Soup Nazi said that now that his recipes are out, heâ??s notgonna make anymore soup! Heâ??s moving out of the country, moving to Argentina! No more soup, Jerry! No more for anyof us!JERRY: Well, where are you going?NEWMAN: Heâ??s giving away whatâ??s left! I gotta go home and get a big pot!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Episode 115 - "The Soup Nazi"Written by Spike Feresten Directed by Andy Ackerman========================================== ==============================Guest Starring Regular Cast--------------------- -------------------WAYNE KNIGHT as Newman JERRY SEINFELD as Jerry HEIDI SWEDBERG as Susan JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUSS as ElaineALEXANDRA WENTWORTH as Sheila JASON ALEXANDER as GeorgeLARRY THOMAS as Soup Nazi MICHAEL RICHARDS as KramerSTEVE HYTNER as BaniaJOHN PARAGON as RayYUL VAZQUEZ as BobTHOM BARRY as SuperVINCE MELOCCHI as Furniture GuyANA GASTEYER as WomanCEDRIC DUPLECHAIN as CustomerMIKE MICHAUD as Customer========================================== ==============================GEORGE: All right. So, what theatre you wanna go to tonight? We got 61st and 3rd or 84th and Broadway.JERRY: Which one you wanna go to shmoopy?SHEILA: You called me shmoppy. Youâ??re a shmoopy.JERRY: Youâ??re a shmoopy!SHEILA: Youâ??re a shmoopy!JERRY: Youâ??re a shmoopy! GEORGE: All right, shmoopies...whatâ??s it gonna be? Pick a theater.JERRY: Uh,..weâ??ll go to 3rd Avenue. So, can you come with us for lunch tothe soup place?SHEILA: No. You have a good lunch. But Iâ??ll meet you back here for themovie.GEORGE: Hey.ELAINE: Hey. SHEILA: Hi Elaine.ELAINE: Hi Sheila.JERRY: All right, then. Iâ??ll see you later.SHEILA: Bye shmoopy.JERRY: Bye shmoopy.ELAINE: Okay. We ready to go?GEORGE: Yes. Please. Please, letâ??s go.ELAINE: Boy, Iâ??m in the mood for a cheeseburger.JERRY: No. We gotta go to the soup place. ELAINE: What soup place?GEORGE: Oh, thereâ??s a soup stand, Kramerâ??s been going there.JERRY: Heâ??s always raving. I finally got a chance to go there the otherday, and I tell you this, you will be stunned.ELAINE: Stunned by soup?JERRY: You canâ??t eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.ELAINE: Huh. All right. Come on.JERRY: Thereâ??s only one caveat -- the guy who runs the place is a littletemperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. Heâ??s secretlyreferred to as the Soup Nazi. ELAINE: Why? What happends if you donâ??t order right?JERRY: He yells and you donâ??t get your soup.ELAINE: What?JERRY: Just follow the ordering procedure and you will be fine.GEORGE: All right. All right. Letâ??s - letâ??s go over that again. JERRY: All right. As you walk in the place move immediately to your right. ELAINE: What?JERRY: The main thing is to keep the line moving.GEORGE: All right. So, you hold out your money, speak your soup in a loud,clear voice, step to the left and receive.JERRY: Right. Itâ??s very important not to embellish on your order. Noextranneous comments. No questions. No compliments. ELAINE: Oh, boy, Iâ??m really scared!JERRY: Elaine.ELAINE: All right. Jerry, thatâ??s enough now about the Soup Nazi. Whoa! Wow!Look at this. You know what this is? This is an antique armoire. Wow!Itâ??s French. Armoire. JERRY: Ar-moire.ELAINE: How much is this?FURNITURE GUY: I was asking 250, but you got a nice face. 2 even.ELAINE: Huh? Ha. 200. You know, Iâ??ve always wanted one of these things. JERRY: He gave you the nice face discount.ELAINE: Yeah. All right. You guys go ahead.JERRY: What about the soup?ELAINE: Iâ??m getting an armoire, Jerry. JERRY: [in French accent] Pardon.GEORGE: This line is huge.JERRY: Itâ??s like this all the time.GEORGE: Isnâ??t that that Bania guy?JERRY: Oh, no. It is. Just be still.GEORGE: Whoop! Too late. I think he picked up the scent.BANIA: Hey, Jerry! I didnâ??t know you liked soup.JERRY: Hard to believe.BANIA: This guy makes the best soup in the city, Jerry. The best. You knowwhat they call him? Soup Nazi.JERRY: Shhhhh! All right, Bania, I - Iâ??m not letting you cut in line.BANIA: Why not?JERRY: Because if he catches us, weâ??ll never be able to get soup again.BANIA: Okay. Okay.GEORGE: Medium turkey chili. JERRY: Medium crab bisque. GEORGE: I didnâ??t get any bread.JERRY: Just forget it. Let it go.GEORGE: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.SOUP NAZI: Bread -- $2 extra.GEORGE: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.SOUP NAZI: You want bread? GEORGE: Yes, please.SOUP NAZI: $3!GEORGE: What?SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! [snaps fingers][cahsier takes Georgeâ??s soup and gives him back his money]ELAINE: What do you mean I canâ??t bring in here? I live here.SUPER: Its Sunday, Elaine. Thereâ??s no moving on Sunday. Thatâ??s the rule.ELAINE: But I didnâ??t know, Tom. I g -- canâ??t you just make an exception?Please. Iâ??ve got a nice face.SUPER: Tomorrow, okay? You can move it in tommorrow. Iâ??ll even give you ahand, all right?ELAINE: Ohh! Well, youâ??re just gonna have to hold this for me. FURNITURE GUY: Iâ??m a guy on the sidewalk. I donâ??t have layaway.ELAINE: Oh, no...please donâ??t go. Please - please donâ??t walk away.JERRY: Oh, man. Ohh! This is fantastic. How does he do it?GEORGE: You know, I donâ??t see how you can sit there eating that and noteven offer me any?JERRY: I gave you a taste. What do you want?GEORGE: Why canâ??t we share?JERRY: I told you not to say anything. You canâ??t go in there, brazenlyflout the rules and then think Iâ??m gonna share with you!GEORGE: Do you hear yourself?JERRY: Iâ??m sorry. This is what comes from living under a Nazi regime.GEORGE: Well, I gotta go back there and try again. Hi Sheila.SHEILA: Hi. Hi shmoopy.JERRY: Hi shmoopy.SHEILA: No, youâ??re a shmoopy!JERRY: Youâ??re a shmoopy!GEORGE: Iâ??m going.JERRY: Hey, listen, so weâ??ll meet you and Susan at the movie tonight?GEORGE: You know what? I changed my mind. I, uh, I donâ??t think so.JERRY: Why?GEORGE: I just donâ??t feel like it anymore.JERRY: Just like that?GEORGE: Just like that.SHEILA: Boy, heâ??s a weird guy, isnâ??t he?KRAMER: Hey.JERRY: Hey.KRAMER: [taking Jerryâ??s couch cushion] Yeah.JERRY: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Wha -- what are you doing?KRAMER: Yeah. Elaine, she has to leave her armoire on the street allnight...Iâ??m gonna guard it for her. I need something to sit on.JERRY: Well, sit on one of your couch cushions.KRAMER: Yeah, but this is so nice and thick. Ahoy there!ELAINE: Oh, Kramer! Thank God. I really appreciate you doing this.KRAMER: Yeah. Well, you ask for it, you got it.ELAINE: Do you need anything?KRAMER: Well, a bowl of muligatawny would hit the spot.ELAINE: Mulligatawny?KRAMER: Yeah. Itâ??s an Indian soup. Itâ??s simmered to perfection by one ofthe great soup artisans in the modern era.ELAINE: Oh! Who? The Soup Nazi?KRAMER: Heâ??s not a Nazi. He just happens to be a little eccentric. Mostgeniuses are.ELAINE: All right. Iâ??ll be back.KRAMER: Wait a second. You donâ??t even know how to order.ELAINE: Oh, no. No. No. No. I got it.KRAMER: No. No, Elaine!ELAINE: Hey, I got it. Hey. Didnâ??t you already get soup?GEORGE: No. I didnâ??t get it.ELAINE: Why? What happened?GEORGE: I made a mistake.ELAINE: [laughing]GEORGE: All right. Well, weâ??ll see what happends to you.ELAINE: Yeah. No. Listen, George, I am quite certain Iâ??m walking out ofthere with a bowl of soup. GEORGE: Yeah. Hey, let ask you something. Is it just me, or - or do youfind it unbearable to be aorund Jerry and that girl?ELAINE: Oh, I know! It is awful!GEORGE: Why do they have to do that in front of people?ELAINE: I donâ??t know.GEORGE: What is that with the shmoopy? ELAINE: Ohh!GEORGE: The shmoopy, shmoopy, shmoopy, shmmopy, shmoopy!ELAINE: Ohh! Stop it! I know.GEORGE: I had to listen to a five minute discussion on which one isactually called shmoopy.ELAINE: Ugh!GEORGE: And I cancelled plans to go to the movies with them tonight.ELAINE: You know, we should say something.GEORGE: You know, we absolutely should.ELAINE: I mean, why does he do that? Doesnâ??t he know what a huge turnoffthat is?GEORGE: I donâ??t know. He can be so weird sometimes. ELAINE: Yeah.GEORGE: I still havenâ??t figured him out.ELAINE: No. Me neither.GEORGE: All right. Shh! I gotta focus. Iâ??m shifting into soup mode.ELAINE: Oh, God!GEORGE: Good afternoon. One large crab bisque to go. Bread. Beautiful.SOUP NAZI: Youâ??re pushing your luck little man.GEORGE: Sorry. Thank you.ELAINE: Hi there. Um, uh -- [drumming on countertop] Oh! Oh! Oh! Onemulligatawny and, um.... what is that right there? Is that lima bean?SOUP NAZI: Yes.ELAINE: Never been a big fan. [coughing] Um..you know what? Has anyone evertold you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, â?? Scent Of A Woman.â?�Who-ah! Who-ah!SOUP NAZI: Very good. Very good.ELAINE: Well, I --SOUP NAZI: You know something? ELAINE: Hmmm?SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! ELAINE: What?SOUP NAZI: Come back one year! Next!RAY: Look at this. BOB: Itâ??s an antique.RAY: Itâ??s all hand made and I love the in-lay.BOB: Yes. Yes. me, too. Ay, itâ??s gorgeous. Completely. Pick it up. No. No.Pick it up from the bottom over there.KRAMER: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. What are you doing?BOB: What does it look like weâ??re doing? Weâ??re taking this.KRAMER: You canâ??t take this. This belongs to a friend of mine.BOB: Look, you wanna get hurt? KRAMER: Huh?BOB: I donâ??t think you wanna get hurt. Because if you wanna get hurt I canhurt you. Now, just back off.RAY: Bob.BOB: Just pick it up.KRAMER: What is this, huh?BOB: You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding?We taking the armoire and thatâ??s all there is to it. Okay? ELAINE: I mean, is he allowed to do this? Itâ??s discrimination! Iâ??m gonnacall the statesâ?? attorney office. I really am.GEORGE: Oh, this is fabulous. My God Elaine, you have to taste this.ELAINE: All right. All right. Give me a tsate. Mmm! Oh God, I gotta sitdown. What happened? Whereâ??s my armoire?KRAMER: Well, b -- it was stolen.ELAINE: Wha--?KRAMER: These street toughs, they robbed me.ELAINE: Street toughs took my armoire?KRAMER: Yeah. It was very frightening. My life was in danger. You shouldâ??veseen the way they talked to me.ELAINE: I canâ??t believe this!KRAMER: Well, whereâ??s the soup?ELAINE: Wha -- the Soup Nazi threw me out.KRAMER: Oh...yeah!JERRY: What are you gonna get?SHEILA: Iâ??ll decide at the last minute.JERRY: You better decide, sister. Youâ??re on deck. Sheila![Soup Nazi pounding on countertop]JERRY: Uh-oh.SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? Youâ??re kissing in my line? Nobody kisses inmy line!SHEILA: I can kiss anywherre I want to.SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup!SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, weâ??re leaving. Jerry?JERRY: Do I know you?ELAINE: So, essentially, you chose soup over a woman?JERRY: It was a bisque.ELAINE: Yeah. You know what I just realized? Suddenly, George has becomemuch more normal than you.JERRY: Really?ELAINE: Yeah. Come on. I mean, think about it. Heâ??s engaged to be married.Your top priority is soup.JERRY: Have you tastes the soup?ELAINE: Yeah. All right. You made the right decision. JERRY: See, the way I figure it, itâ??s much easier to patch things up withSheila than with the Soup Nazi.JERRY: Hey.KRAMER: Yeah. ELAINE: Hey.KRAMER: Yeah.JERRY: Oh, thanks.ELAINE: There he is. KRAMER: Elaine, Iâ??m really sorry about the armoire.ELAINE: Yeah. I know. Me, too.JERRY: So, did these thieves want any money?KRAMER: No.JERRY: They just wanted the armoire?KRAMER: Yeah. They were..quite taken with it.[interom buzzes]JERRY: Yeah?GEORGE: Hup! Hup!JERRY: Hey, have you noticed George is acting a little strange lately?ELAINE: No. In what way?JERRY: I donâ??t know. A lot of attitude, like heâ??s better than me, orsomething.ELAINE: I donâ??t think George has ever thought heâ??s better than anybody.GEORGE: Hello.JERRY: Hello.KRAMER: Hey.GEORGE: Hello.ELAINE: Hello.GEORGE: Were you just talking about me? Whatâ??s going on? JERRY: Absolutely not.GEORGE: Somethingâ??s going on here.KRAMER: All right, [claps hands] Iâ??m gonna go get some soup.ELAINE: One of these days that guy is gonna get his. GEORGE: So, how was the movie?JERRY: Aw, we didnâ??t go. Sheila and I are kind of on the outs.GEORGE: Oh, yeah?JERRY: Yeah. Wha - wha - what are you, happy?GEORGE: Happy? Why should I be happy?JERRY: I donâ??t know, but you look like youâ??re happy. GEORGE: Why should I care?JERRY: You canâ??t fool me. Donâ??t unsult me, George because I know whenyouâ??re happy.GEORGE: All right. I am happy, and Iâ??ll tell ya why -- because the two ofyou were making me and every one of your friends sick! Right, Elaine?[Elaine sneaks out of Jerryâ??s apartment]JERRY: Is that so?GEORGE: Yeah. Yeah. With all that kissing and the shmoopy, shmoopy,shmoopy, shmoopy, shmoopy out in public like that. Itâ??s disgutsing!JERRY: Disgusting?GEORGE: People who do that should be arrested.JERRY: Well, I guess I have all the more reason to get back with her.GEORGE: Ye - yeah. And we had a pact, you know. JERRY: What?GEORGE: You shook my hand in that coffee shop.JERRY: Youâ??re still with the pact?GEORGE: Mmm-hmm. You reneged.JERRY: All I did was shake your hand.GEORGE: Ah-ha!KRAMER: And then they just ran off with the armoire, just like that.SOUP NAZI: Ohh! This city.NEWMAN: One large jambalaya, please.SOUP NAZI: So, continue.KRAMER: Well, my friend is awful disappointed is all. You know, sheâ??s veryemotional.NEWMAN: Thank you. [inhaling deeply] Jambalaya!SOUP NAZI: All right, now listen to me. You have been a good friend. I havean armoire in my basement. If you want to pick it up, youâ??re welcometo it. So, take it, itâ??s yours.KRAMER: How can I possibly thank you?SOUP NAZI: You are the only one who understands me.KRAMER: You suffer for your soup.SOUP NAZI: Yes. That is right.KRAMER: You demand perfection from yourself, from your soup.SOUP NAZI: How can I tolerate any less from my customer?CUSTOMER: Uh, gespacho, por favor.SOUP NAZI: Por favor?CUSTOMER: Um, Iâ??m part Spanish.SOUP NAZI: Adios muchacho!KRAMER: Git.JERRY: It was stupid of me.SHEILA: Well, it was very insulting.JERRY: No. I know. I - I was really sort of half-kidding.SHEILA: Well, behind every joke thereâ??s some truth.JERRY: What about that Bavarian cream pie joke I told you? Thereâ??s no truthto that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United Statesto Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they getthere and they donâ??t have it he says â?? Aw, Iâ??ll just have somecoffee.â?� Thereâ??s no truth to that.SHEILA: Well, I guess youâ??r right.JERRY: So, am I forgiven, shmoopy?SHEILA: Yes, shmoopy.JERRY: Aw!SUSAN: Hey, Jerry!JERRY: Oh, hi Susan, George. You remember Sheila.GEORGE: Oh, yes. Hello.SHEILA: Hello. Wonâ??t you join us?GEORGE: No, thanks.SUSAN: Of course.GEORGE: Yes. Well -- So, uh, sit on the same side at a booth, huh?JERRY: Yeah. Thatâ??s right. You got a problem?GEORGE: I, uh, just think itâ??s a little unusual. Two people to sit on oneside...and leave the other side empty.JERRY: Well, weâ??re changing the tules.GEORGE: Ahh. Good for you.SUSAN: Aw, what are you getting George?GEORGE: I donâ??t know, honey. What do you want to get? [in babying voice] Iwant you to get anything you want...â??cause I love you so much. Iwant you to be happy. Okay, sweetie?SUSAN: Oh, George, youâ??re so sweet.GEORGE: Well, I could be a little sweetie tweetie weetie weetie.SUSAN: Aww!JERRY: What about you, shmoopy? How â??bout a little tuna? You want a littletuna fishy? SHEILA: Yeah.JERRY: Yum yum little tuna fishy?GEORGE: Come here.[George & Susan begin making out; Jerry & Sheila begin making out in orderto keep up]KRAMER: And..voila!ELAINE: [gasps]KRAMER: Yeah.ELAINE: Oh! Oh, I love it! I absolutely love it!KRAMER: Yeah. Did the K Man do it or did the K Man do it? ELAINE: The K Man did it!KRAMER: Yeah!ELAINE: [laughing] How much did you pay for this thing?KRAMER: How â??bout zero?ELAINE: What?KRAMER: Yeah. ELAINE: What? Whoâ??s was it? Whereâ??d you get it?KRAMER: Iâ??ll tell ya where I got it. I got it from the guy you so callouslyrefer to as the Soup Nazi.ELAINE: Get out![Elaine pushes on Kramerâ??s chest, causing in to fall backwards through herswinging door]ELAINE: The Soup Nazi gave it to you?KRAMER: Yeah.ELAINE: Why?KRAMER: Well, I told him the whole story and he just let me have it. Wha --Yeah. Heâ??s a wonderful man.ELAINE: [gasps]KRAMER: Yeah. Well, a little bit misunderstood but, uh....ELAINE: Well, Iâ??m just gonna go down there and personally thank him. Imean, I had this guy all wrong. This is wonderful!KRAMER: Yeah. Well, heâ??s a dear.GEORGE: How much tip do you leave on 8.15?SUSAN: You know sweetie, I just want you to know that I was so proud of youtoday expressing your feelings so freely in front of Jerry and all.Just knowing that youâ??re not afraid of those things is such a great stepforward in our relationship. GEORGE: Huh?SUSAN: [in babying voice] Because you love your little kiki donâ??t you?CUSTOMER: How is he today?BANIA: I think heâ??s in a good mood.ELAINE: Hi. You know, Kramer gave me the armoire and it is so beautiful.Iâ??m mean, I just canâ??t tell you how much I appreciate it.SOUP NAZI: You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it tohim in the first place! I would have taken a hatchet and smashed itto pieces! Now, who wants soup? Next! Speak up! JERRY: Iâ??m heading over to Elaineâ??s.KRAMER: Oh. Jerry, those are the guys that mugged me for the armoire.JERRY: Those two?KRAMER: Yeah. JERRY: Are you sure?KRAMER: Yeah. Thatâ??s them.JERRY: Well, letâ??s confront â??em.KRAMER: No. No. No. No. Letâ??s get a cop. JERRY: Thereâ??s no cops around. Theyâ??re gonna leave. Come on.KRAMER: No!JERRY: Letâ??s go.BOB: Oh, wow look, that one is gorgeous. I would just kill for that one.RAY: Oh, not in blue. Blue does not go with all.BOB: Oh, please. Do you know what youâ??re talking about? Because I donâ??tthink you know what youâ??re talking about. Take a look at that.KRAMER: Excuse me. RAY: Are you talking to me?KRAMER: Uh, well, uh, we --RAY: I said, are you talking to me?BOB: Well, maybe, he was talking to me. Was you talking to him? Because youwas obviously talking to one of us. So what is it? Who?! Who was youtalking to?!KRAMER: Well, wha -- I, uh -- uh, we were kind of, uh, talking to eachother, werenâ??t we?[Jerry & Kramer turn around and run away]ELAINE: I mean, you know, Iâ??ve never een so insulted in my entire life.Thereâ??s something really wrong with this man. He is a Soup Nazi.What? What is that?JERRY: I donâ??t know. â?? 5 cups chopped Porcini mushrooms, half a cup ofolive oil, 3 pounds of celery, chopped parsley...â?�ELAINE: Let me see this. [gasps] You know what this is? This is a recipefor soup, and look at this. There are like thrity different recipes.These are his recipes! JERY: So?ELAINE: So? So, his secretâ??s out. Donâ??t you see? I could give these toevery restaurant in town. I could have â??em published! I could - I coulddrop fliers from a plane above the city.JERRY: Wait a second, Elaine. Where do you think youâ??re going?ELAINE: What do you care?JERRY: Elaine, I donâ??t want you causing any trouble down at that soupstand. I happen to love that soup.ELAINE: Get out of ym way, Jerry.JERRY: Elaine, let the man make his soup!ELAINE: Donâ??t make me hurt you, Jerry.SUSAN: Look, they have it in blue...for my baby bluey. Are you my babybluey?GEORGE: Oh, yes. I - Iâ??m your baby bluey.JERRY: Well. Well.SUSAN: Hi, Jerry.JERRY: Hey, Susan, George. SUSAN: You know, I really like Sheila a lot.JERRY: Oh, really?SUSAN: Mmm-hmm.JERRY: Because weâ??re kind of not seeing each other anymore.SUSAN: Oh, no! Thatâ??s too bad.JERRY: Yeah. Well, she was very affectionate - which I love. You know Ilove that - but mentally, we couldnâ??t quite make the connection. GEORGE: Really?JERRY: Yeah. Too bad, â??cause you gotta have the affection - which youobviously have. I think itâ??s great that youâ??re so open with youraffections in public. See, we had that.SUSAN: Mmm-hmm.GEORGE: You did?JERRY: Oh, yeah. But the mental thing. But anyway. Iâ??ll see ya.GEORGE: Yeah. See ya.SOUP NAZI: Go on! Leave! Get out!WOMAN: But I didnâ??t do anything.SOUP NAZI: Next!ELAINE: Hello.SOUP NAZI: You. You think you can get soup? Please. Youâ??re wastingeveryoneâ??s time.ELAINE: I donâ??t want soup. I can make my own soup. â?? 5 cups chopped Porcinimushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery.â?�SOUP NAZI: That is my recipe for wild mushroom.ELAINE: Yeah, thatâ??s right. I got â??em all. Cold cucumber, corn and cranchowder, mulligatawny.SOUP NAZI: Mulliga...tawny?ELAINE: Youâ??re through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!NEWMAN: [panting] Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!JERRY: What is it?NEWMAN: Somethingâ??s happened with the Soup Nazi!JERRY: Wha - wha - whatâ??s the matter?NEWMAN: Elaineâ??s down there causing all kinds of commotion. Somehow she gota hold of his recipes and she says sheâ??s gonna drive him out of business!The Soup Nazi said that now that his recipes are out, heâ??s notgonna make anymore soup! Heâ??s moving out of the country, moving to Argentina! No more soup, Jerry! No more for anyof us!JERRY: Well, where are you going?NEWMAN: Heâ??s giving away whatâ??s left! I gotta go home and get a big pot!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------





um. can u summarize this cuz im not gonna read it.. its too long..

[david420]

ooooooooooooh the soup nazie. thats a seinfeld episode! ive seen that.. lol.. sry bout the big post above

[NoSoupForYou]

i cant believe you posted a sienfield script