Does weed quality affect drug test? I'm way scared :( Test tomorrow

[Rainbow Brite]

Hey guys! Thank you for viewing, trying for some peace of mind and sleep tonight, and from reading other posts I can tell there's people here that know their shit.

To sum it up I guess, will the quality of weed I've been smoking affect the test?
And will the tea or wheat grass/vegi powder I've been drinking loads of at all help?
Test is tomorrow, I'm panicking, if you have any advice/answers.. If you guys really don't think I'll pass I might forgo the test since I seriously don't have the $$ if I fail it..
I've been trying to consume tons of water, oranges, fiber, caffeine, low-fat diet the past week. I used a sauna today+yesterday (hurray for printable trial passes).

I was given some low quality weed from a friend to get me by, low quality as in it takes a whole bowl for me to get semi-stoned/buzzed off it, but in two bowls you're high.
Since it likely makes a difference I'm a girl, 23 yrs, 5'2 and 120 lbs. Somewhat active since I don't have a car I bike everywhere.

(I hope I'm not giving so much info you won't want to answer, sorry if I went into too much detail)

I've smoked everyday since my little brother died 6 months ago, pretty often before then too. I've been unemployed for 6 months (I got fired for going to my brothers funeral and because I couldn't come in the day after, call centers fucking suck) I stopped smoking several times last year for a few weeks for anticipated jobs though I start smoking again since no one calls me back even after a 2nd interview, the local economy here is flooded with overqualified out of work people. Anyway-

Last week I finally get a call for a job interview (5/10/11, last Tuesday) and smoked half a bowl the night before, and I had been smoking 1-2 bowls every night for a month now of this dark crappy weed. Since I have a manager friend who works their I found out I'm pretty much hired and they called me today, and my drug test is at 12 PM tomorrow! So I haven't smoked for 8 (going on 9) days.

I have to front $42.75 for the test and if I pass they give it back to me in my paycheck, but god help me if I fail I'll have to eat the cost. I don't have $42.75 in my bank account, my parents who are broke too after unexpected unplanned funeral expenses are lending me the funds, I seriously don't want to fail it I'll feel so guilty, and I have no savings left for next months rent. Sorry that's just me bitching about the company making me pay for the test- no other jobs have asked me to pay for it.

The tea I've been drinking is Yogi Detox tea (DeTox - Explore Yogi Tea (http://www.yogiproducts.com/products/details/detox/)) I know I read that most detox products DO NOT work but desperation and the credibility of the the tea has me hoping, it says it helps clean your liver/kidneys and the veg powder is Vitamineral Green mixed with my green juice (Our Products « Beverages « Smoothies « Green Goodness « Detail « Bolthouse Farms (http://bolthouse.com/our-products/beverages/smoothies/green-goodness/detail)) both of which have wheat grass which I read was supposed to help. I take a multi-vitamin everyday, normally I eat a quite a bit of chocolate/cheese but otherwise I don't eat too bad no fast food or processed stuff little meat lots of veggis/fruit, I think I'm sort of healthy?

Really, really, really counting on the fact it wasn't good weed will make a difference. I don't have the money for an at-home test, I know it would be a great idea and would calm me down but I had to buy toilet paper and spent $2 on shampoo which brings me to $7.18 in my checkings trying hard not to think about it. The tea and vegi powder ate up most of my food stamps, only way I could buy that stuff, but if I get the job it'll be totally worth it.

Seriously if you read all this, thank you

[Burnt Toast]

The ingredients that youve mentioned have no effect on THC, despite what the product sales pitches would like you to believe.

There is no product, nothing that can rid the body of THC except for time and fat-burning exercise.

ALL "detox" products work via the principle of dilution. That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the product instructions to drink with them. By drinking fluids, all you are doing is diluting the THCA concentration that is present in your bladder, and this action is only temporary. Once the fluids ingested had all been urinated out, a "dirty" donor would resume testing positive for THC.
You can spend huge sums of money on a magic "detox" potion and accomplish nothing different than what you would accomplish using just water and vitamin B2.

Dump the "detox" potions and read up on the Dilution 'sticky' thread. But if you really want that job, you should consider substitution. Read up on the Substitution 'sticky' thread as well.

[Rainbow Brite]

Thanks for the response! It's not a magic detox potion however, it's just normal tea you get at the grocery store that says it has detoxing properties, they make like green teas and chai and cereal and all that good stuff too, not a detox product/potion like I've seen other people mention on here. I appreciate you replying, I'll try the dilution since it's too late to substitute, I was mostly wondering if weed quality will affect the outcome since I wasn't smoking teh good stuff prior to this?

[Burnt Toast]

It's not a magic detox potion however, it's just normal tea you get at the grocery store that says it has detoxing properties Still, it has no effect on ridding the body of THC. Many uninformed folks wrongly assume that because something may have "detox properties" that it can rid the body of fat-soluble substances like THC. Nothing can be further from the truth.

The only thing that can rid the body of THC is time and exercise.

When doing any dilution techniques, be sure to load up on creatine 2-3 days before the scheduled U/A (see the Dilution 'sticky' thread).


I was mostly wondering if weed quality will affect the outcome since I wasn't smoking teh good stuff prior to this?
Not so much as the quantity of weed smoked.

[Rainbow Brite]

Thanks! I studied the dilution sticky. Yeah I ate ground beef last night (I hate meat D: D: D:) attempting to eat more meat-y thing my test is at 2pm today (2 hours *dies*)

I guess I was thinking that low quality weed=less THC in your system, maybe it would make it easier to get rid of/or less likely to screw myself diluting as opposed to substituting? (Had I the money to substitute it would be an option)

Today is going on the 9th day, 1-2 bowls a night prior to getting the call for my interview, what do you think Toast? I know girls naturally have more fat on them than guys, I'm not honestly that fit but I'm not fat, 120 lbs (well, I don't know if it's a bad thing but I lost a couple lbs this last week from no chocolate or fat stuff till today/yesterday I read to eat more day of+before?)

[Burnt Toast]

Theres no telling if you still have THCA in your body without testing yourself using the first urination of the day. A home THC test would tell you a more accurate story than guesswork from others. Each person is different and there are too many variables to take into consideration to even arrive at a guesstimation.