Parents found my scale

[Kurupt3Z3]

Man i stayed home from school today and went and bought a scale so i wouldnt be able to get ripped off anymore and later i took a 4 bar to chill out. Well i ended upfallin asleep on the couch after the bar kicked in and was asleep untill my parents got home and the scale was sittin right in front of me. They found that and got really pissed off, and then they started to search my room and found 4 homemade bongs, my $90 hooka, 2 pipes, all my seeds and baggies, and my clear eyes. They took it all away from me and now my dad is gonna test me tomarrow. Is there annything i can say to let me keep smoking or is there anyway i can pass a test when i smoked like 3days ago?

[cortezbuddha]

Ok, I am no expert on getting out of being caught with all kinds of paraphenalia, or seeds, none of that. But one question. How old are you? If you are living at home I am assuming that you are in middle or high school. This is opinion speaking, but it is way better that you got caught by your parents than the law. It seems like a really shatty deal, but it is the best possible "I got caught" situation. It wont be too long (I am assuming again) and you will be out on your own. I am in college now for my second year, and there are many more freedoms (as well as a shite load of responsiblility), and smoking is much more easier on your own time. So get punished, make your parents feel like they learned a lesson (its all a game, just learn to play and take it in the arse now and then). So my advice to you, take the fall, recover nicely, smoke away from home (at least respect your parents), and when you get into college or get your own place, do whatever the frack you want to do. Hope this is mind opening.

Peace

[IntelInside]

yeah what he said sums it up next time be more responsible and put that shit away before u do anything. For me there have been times where i leave shit out like my pipe and broken up weed and forget because i get too high to remember that kida of shit but i havent been caught yet because the high weres off and blah blah blah shut the fuck up mom fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my mom keeps fucking yelling like a fuckin bitch she never shuts the fuck up geezz!!!

[IntelInside]

its been 5 min and she still wont shut the fuck up.

[rnf232s]

i would have to agree with the others. i dont think there is any way you can clean up in 1 day. i would just put on the bullshit mode and pretend that you are really serious about quiting and stuff. make them think you are all good now and play it off real well and act all mature and talk to them and stuff. parents will fall for the good kid act and then in a month or so you can be flying back on high street. good luck with the parents.

[Dingo]

be brave lil buddy :)

[Roland Bluntz]

AHHH!!! THEY'RE SMOKING POT!!! GOD HELP US!!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!! This seems to be the reaction of MAD parents, esp. now with the stupid "If your kids are drinking or smoking marijuana there's still hope" commercials. I'd say tell ur parents to fuck off and they don't know what the hell they're talking about. J/k but that is really some BS, I am angry at them just reading this and I have no idea who you even are. Hopefully they can at least be rational and realize, its no heroin or crack. Well, I agree with the rest, youre gonna have to take the hit now, but you'll be able to take a better hit later.. after the controversy dies down. You won't be able to get yourself clean, you could go running all night and drink 4 gallons of water and I doubt that would change it.