pissed in my pants

[StarcommanderX]

the other day i smoked an eigth of the chronic in one sitting. while watching re-runs of "Cheers" i started pissing myself for no reason (i had just gone to the bathroom) and was like "shit!". after a while i just forgot about it and fell asleep in my piss. then i woke up with shit all over my face!!! and up my nose!!! and some in my ears!!! CAN ANYONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME???!!!! p.s. im pretty sure its not because of my legal insanity or poor eyesight, so you guys can rule those out.

[Looker]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH :D

[EverydayJunglist]

is that how y'all houstonians get down?

[StarcommanderX]

well we also get down when we see arabs. by down i mean down on the ground.

[EverydayJunglist]

lol

[EverydayJunglist]

haha,what is it with you and shitting,taking shits while high,shit in your ears etc.??

[Pass The Rizla]

he likes talking crap lol

[StarcommanderX]

shit just cracks me up. sometimes i just take a nice shit while reading a good magazine, like readers digest and then just stare at my shit floating in the toilet. and laugh.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Man, you talk a lotta shit.

[Dark Seraph]

I drank my coffee on the toilet today...It's a very weird feeling, having something shoot out of you while at the same time you're gulping down a hot cup o' joe.

[DonnieDarko]

Sounds like you got shitfaced .... happens to everybody. At least you weren't knee deep in shit. That can be a tough shituation.

[GHoSToKeR]

lol <-- thats all i can think to say

[GreenGaucho]

Yea i know what's going on. You make up absolutely unbelieveable stories in hopes of getting attention. I pity you.

[DonnieDarko]

Commander .... How old are you ??? This is perfectly norml for a 6 month old. May be a case of arrested development ....

[Mojavpa]

Wow! And I thought I needed therapy.

[EverydayJunglist]

Yea i know what's going on. You make up absolutely unbelieveable stories in hopes of getting attention. I pity you.
maybe he does,but the shit is hilarious

[Mojavpa]

Commander .... How old are you ??? This is perfectly norml for a 6 month old. May be a case of arrested development ....

Yeah you need to be 6 months old to enjoy re-runs of Cheers lol

[StarcommanderX]

Yea i know what's going on. You make up absolutely unbelieveable stories in hopes of getting attention. I pity you.

attention from people i dont even know over the internet is exactly what i need!!! but pity is something i absolutely do NOT need. to tell the truth, some of my stories are half truths and some of them are totally not true. (it should be obvious) but to get to the point, my stories are meant to entertain people, even if its a couple out of a thousand. enough of that, i gotta catch the "I Love Lucy" marathon on nick at nite!!!!! that is after i take a shit in my grandmother's bath tub ( my grandma is taking a bubble bath, as she usually does on weekend nights....or weeknights....nights of the weekend...sunday nights.... so while she leaves the bubble things in the bath to soak and create bubbles, im going to leave her a nice surprise! she'll freak out when she finds out! )

[EverydayJunglist]

jesus christ

[Stedric]

This immature shit is some funny shit (this thread's shit count as of now is 14). :D

[likemclever]

Sounds like you got shitfaced .... happens to everybody. At least you weren't knee deep in shit. That can be a tough shituation.

fucking hilarious

[GreenGaucho]

attention from people i dont even know over the internet is exactly what i need!!! but pity is something i absolutely do NOT need. to tell the truth, some of my stories are half truths and some of them are totally not true. (it should be obvious) but to get to the point, my stories are meant to entertain people, even if its a couple out of a thousand. enough of that, i gotta catch the "I Love Lucy" marathon on nick at nite!!!!! that is after i take a shit in my grandmother's bath tub ( my grandma is taking a bubble bath, as she usually does on weekend nights....or weeknights....nights of the weekend...sunday nights.... so while she leaves the bubble things in the bath to soak and create bubbles, im going to leave her a nice surprise! she'll freak out when she finds out! )I still pity. Someday you'll grow up.

[Darkneon420]

Lmao, very funny shit! :D TOKE ON!!!!!

[Reefer Rogue]

I love these kind of threads :D

[Hektik]

the other day i smoked an eigth of the chronic in one sitting. while watching re-runs of "Cheers" i started pissing myself for no reason (i had just gone to the bathroom) and was like "shit!". after a while i just forgot about it and fell asleep in my piss. then i woke up with shit all over my face!!! and up my nose!!! and some in my ears!!! CAN ANYONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME???!!!! p.s. im pretty sure its not because of my legal insanity or poor eyesight, so you guys can rule those out.
don't worry man, it happens to everyone. twice a week for me :cool:

[Stedric]

I love these kind of threads :D
Star Commander's immature ones? Or the ones where we all make a bunch of bad puns? I love the bad puns.

[Reefer Rogue]

Usually they're the same thread.

[Satovan]

Man, why do people bitch when they see immature shit? People should try to take a break from the stress of their adult lives and revert back to simple childhood good times and have a laugh at the absurd from time to time. It's no harm, and what more do you expect from an internet message board?

[StarcommanderX]

Man, why do people bitch when they see immature shit? People should try to take a break from the stress of their adult lives and revert back to simple childhood good times and have a laugh at the absurd from time to time. It's no harm, and what more do you expect from an internet message board?

when i want to savor those old childhood memories, i whip out the old playboys and hustlers, and reminesce back to high school, with a bottle of vaseline and a box of kleenex near by!!!!

[Dutchmaster]

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[minksativa]

man, you freak me out with all those made up for sale stories.