Justmyname
03-28-2011, 02:52 AM
Hi I'm new to the forum not to sure where to post this
I just wanted to see if I could get any opinions, and hopefully give you all answers to some questions. So let me tell you my short story of what happened... I am gonna try and keep it short anyways.
First off I don't smoke often (I have my moments) and I will never grasp the concept of why Marijuana was made illegal, besides the fact that we let someone with power make it illegal by educating the public with bias and construed ??facts?
So I have a job that does random drug tests, it just so happened spring break was last week, and I decided to smoke over the break with a friend for her birthday (I dunno if it matters but it was dro). I haven't smoked for about 3 months before that, and it turns out that the 2 days out of the week that I work (because of school) my job decides to have a drug test, which I found out when I came back from my lunch break. I am a very fit person 136 pounds proximately 5 7 very active. I drink a lot of water about +- 64oz a day for the past 2 weeks because, I take creatine (which turns out people use to try and pass drug tests by not flagging as a diluted sample) and this prework out stuff called jack3d (which makes you test positive for steroids because it spikes up you testosterone levels, it is not a steroid btw and has nothing to do with the test because the stuff is not illegal).
Once I found out we were having a drug test I immediately left grabbing 2 water bottles on my way out. I called my friend who I know used to smoke a tremendous amount marijuana and asked him what I should do. Being the asshole he is he said ??Your fucked' then got serious he told me to run to walmart and grab water purification tablets, not asking questions I just did it and lucky walmart is really close by my work. I took two tablets each one in 10oz of water (I did not wait 30 mins I just shook up and drank), I pissed as many times as I could and, I must reminded you that I was still on my lunch break which was only suppose to be 30 mins and ended up being an hour. Once I got back to work I just keep chugging water bottles. The tester doesn't make you take a piss, they wait for you to be ready so I was holding it off for as long as possible. I had to pee bad and I probably pushed it off for about an hour while I danced around like a ballerina, hoping whatever the water purification tablets were suppose to do would at least would have time to kick in.
I have a lot riding on this drug test, my job which gives me great benefits like health care, 401k pays excellent for my age. I pay for school no help from the parents, which I am really hoping on going to A&M soon, and if I loose my job before I have time to save up enough to feel secure I am going to be screwed. Basically my whole life is riding on this one test. Which sucks because I don't smoke often I do it when I just need to relax from all the stress from school and work, and this is only creating more stress on top of it. I personally would rather smoke than drink, but it looks like that will be my last time for a very long time it is just not worth it.
The whole point behind the story besides getting it off my chest is see if you all think I will pass or not. I will find out for sure tomorrow when the results come back 24hrs for neg and 48 for positive. I took the test on Friday and Saturday does not count as a day I guess. The other point of my story is to show everyone who is curious with some of the things I did to hopefully pass the test, along with being a active person, having a low body fat content and just the fact its been a week, I plan on coming back with the results positive or negative. I just REALLY HOPE I PASS
I just wanted to see if I could get any opinions, and hopefully give you all answers to some questions. So let me tell you my short story of what happened... I am gonna try and keep it short anyways.
First off I don't smoke often (I have my moments) and I will never grasp the concept of why Marijuana was made illegal, besides the fact that we let someone with power make it illegal by educating the public with bias and construed ??facts?
So I have a job that does random drug tests, it just so happened spring break was last week, and I decided to smoke over the break with a friend for her birthday (I dunno if it matters but it was dro). I haven't smoked for about 3 months before that, and it turns out that the 2 days out of the week that I work (because of school) my job decides to have a drug test, which I found out when I came back from my lunch break. I am a very fit person 136 pounds proximately 5 7 very active. I drink a lot of water about +- 64oz a day for the past 2 weeks because, I take creatine (which turns out people use to try and pass drug tests by not flagging as a diluted sample) and this prework out stuff called jack3d (which makes you test positive for steroids because it spikes up you testosterone levels, it is not a steroid btw and has nothing to do with the test because the stuff is not illegal).
Once I found out we were having a drug test I immediately left grabbing 2 water bottles on my way out. I called my friend who I know used to smoke a tremendous amount marijuana and asked him what I should do. Being the asshole he is he said ??Your fucked' then got serious he told me to run to walmart and grab water purification tablets, not asking questions I just did it and lucky walmart is really close by my work. I took two tablets each one in 10oz of water (I did not wait 30 mins I just shook up and drank), I pissed as many times as I could and, I must reminded you that I was still on my lunch break which was only suppose to be 30 mins and ended up being an hour. Once I got back to work I just keep chugging water bottles. The tester doesn't make you take a piss, they wait for you to be ready so I was holding it off for as long as possible. I had to pee bad and I probably pushed it off for about an hour while I danced around like a ballerina, hoping whatever the water purification tablets were suppose to do would at least would have time to kick in.
I have a lot riding on this drug test, my job which gives me great benefits like health care, 401k pays excellent for my age. I pay for school no help from the parents, which I am really hoping on going to A&M soon, and if I loose my job before I have time to save up enough to feel secure I am going to be screwed. Basically my whole life is riding on this one test. Which sucks because I don't smoke often I do it when I just need to relax from all the stress from school and work, and this is only creating more stress on top of it. I personally would rather smoke than drink, but it looks like that will be my last time for a very long time it is just not worth it.
The whole point behind the story besides getting it off my chest is see if you all think I will pass or not. I will find out for sure tomorrow when the results come back 24hrs for neg and 48 for positive. I took the test on Friday and Saturday does not count as a day I guess. The other point of my story is to show everyone who is curious with some of the things I did to hopefully pass the test, along with being a active person, having a low body fat content and just the fact its been a week, I plan on coming back with the results positive or negative. I just REALLY HOPE I PASS