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globalpediatric
02-02-2011, 01:10 PM
Just when you think you have seen it all. One day a mom called to tell me her baby daughter had just passed a blue stool, what does that mean? I have to admit, at first I was a bit, well, speechless. I had seen poo in a lot of nice colors but never blue. This I was going to have to see close up. For more information , Please visit Global Pediatrician Blog Page (http://www.globalpediatrician.com/blog.aspx)

RAINHAZE
02-03-2011, 02:09 AM
hmm, I just got done eating a bunch of different colored gummy-bears.:eat:
..you dont suppose? :wtf: naw, surely not. :toilet_claw:

TANKJR
02-03-2011, 04:35 AM
Um, it's always nice to know we have a physician here, even if his/her specialty is the many colors of baby poo...Welcome! I think this raises some pertinent questions however...

So if I smoke some blueberry herb, will I cough up purple or blue crap? Or poo in purple? Or blue? What happens if you fertilize your plants with blue baby poo? And they are already blueberry? Say I smoke some bubblegum...will I cough bubbles? Fart them? So many questions, so little time...

Say Doc, I got this thing right here, would you mind taking a look at it real quick since your already here? Yea, right there...no, not that... left ass cheek....yea, that...what is that? Should I be worried about it? Ah cool....thanks...

Man don't pay any attention to me, I'm kinda buzzed atm...but welcome anyway!:stoned:

Naw, RH...I couldn't get it to work, but maybe with gummi bears....I ate a whole dam box of fruit loops once and tried to poop a rainbow...it was ugly:wtf:

RedLocks
02-03-2011, 01:38 PM
Last summer I stopped at this ice cream spot, got some homemade Blue Raspberry Italian Ice, next day i was rather confused while in the bathroom until I remembered the Italian Ice... :thumbsup: (think Forest Green Subaru paint job))

PS. This doctor knows their shit :D

Lynhal
02-03-2011, 02:50 PM
I can't figure it out but I am laughing so hard at this poo thread.

I don't know what I would do if I saw blue poo in the bowl or in a baby's diaper ... :smokin:

Welcome to the boards, GP. At least now if we have questions about anything medical, we may get some sound advice thrown our way. :thumbsup:

ganjalarry
02-03-2011, 04:35 PM
my dog got into my little sister's crayons and for a couple days shat out rainbow color shit, no joke

Lynhal
02-03-2011, 05:16 PM
my dog got into my little sister's crayons and for a couple days shat out rainbow color shit, no joke

ROTFLMAO! I forgot about the chihuahua who got into the crayons. Was some interesting pooper scoopin' for a few days.

Too funny! :D

boaz
02-03-2011, 05:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa62uv6Ikho&NR=1
:D

rollzone
02-04-2011, 06:10 PM
hello. alien alarmists, sound the alarm: they are here. the recent mass bird deaths had visible blue fluid about their beaks. theories are inconclusive, yet one interesting thought regards gas reaching lower atmospheric levels than were previously possible, due to climate change. i suspect the water, and would question the filtration in her home, or does she feed on the government water? i recommend an immediate cannabis booster in the local environment, even if only possible through breast milk.