scotisativa90
01-23-2011, 04:13 AM
Ya, that's what a piss test is actually called folks. Urinalysis.
(Minor Rant Warning)
The main reason everyone that doesn't smoke hates bud is because most smokers just don't give a fuck about anything. change this. Become USEFUL members of society, expand your education, QUIT JUST LAYING AROUND, and maybe being a stoner will cease to be frowned upon quite as much...
Now, on to my real reply. lol. I've been smoking at least an eighth a day of the Sour Diesel I personally grow. I'm 6' 2" and 200 LBS. Granted, I spent a few years as Infantry for the US Army, so I'm a little more "well built" than most stoners, but I DO NOT maintain my military training or fitness in any way. I don't run daily, I don't even really work out. BUT I do ride a mountain bike to work and back 5 days a week (roughly 5 miles total), and I drink over a gallon (3.78 Liters) of water every day. I don't drink sodas either. Just juice or water or tea or something like that, no sodas tho. As long as I get 48 hrs notice, I piss clean every time. All I do is quit smoking as soon as I'm told about the test and double up on my water and take vitamin B so my piss ain't all weak and diluted. I'm not saying that this will work for everyone, but it stands true for me and I've been smoking ever since I can remember. I get tested monthly at my job because I deal with large amounts of cash for a living. I've yet to fail a test, but everyone I work with knows I smoke, and most of them buy from me.
Now, the most important part. How does a person pass a urinalysis 100% every time? Simple. don't use anything that you'll get tested for. Regardless of what you're told, the only way to truly pass it is to not fuck up. To fool it, use the subs. they really are the best. If you cant afford to buy the powered shit, don't trip. Get a friend to piss in a condom.
*Be very careful with this next part. Don't jeopardize losing your kids.*
If you're a parent, have your kid (preferably of the same gender) piss in a container for you, and use theirs. I say this because in some labs the actually do a test to see if its even your piss. if its your kid it'll match up 50/50 and that's good enough for the piss test people. My dad and little bro have been doing this to keep my dad employed for like 5 yrs now. IT WORKS. The trick is keeping it warm. There are plenty of methods out there for securing it with you when you go to actually piss, but its all up to you. Just keep in mind that you've gotta keep it warm but not too hot.
I put this post up because there were a LOT of really repetitive posts asking the same questions over and over and over again... that shit is a royal pain to read through and most of us stoners just don't have the patience for that shit. please feel free to ask questions, just not one that's already been asked in the same thread. read all of the thread before posting please...
(Minor Rant Warning)
The main reason everyone that doesn't smoke hates bud is because most smokers just don't give a fuck about anything. change this. Become USEFUL members of society, expand your education, QUIT JUST LAYING AROUND, and maybe being a stoner will cease to be frowned upon quite as much...
Now, on to my real reply. lol. I've been smoking at least an eighth a day of the Sour Diesel I personally grow. I'm 6' 2" and 200 LBS. Granted, I spent a few years as Infantry for the US Army, so I'm a little more "well built" than most stoners, but I DO NOT maintain my military training or fitness in any way. I don't run daily, I don't even really work out. BUT I do ride a mountain bike to work and back 5 days a week (roughly 5 miles total), and I drink over a gallon (3.78 Liters) of water every day. I don't drink sodas either. Just juice or water or tea or something like that, no sodas tho. As long as I get 48 hrs notice, I piss clean every time. All I do is quit smoking as soon as I'm told about the test and double up on my water and take vitamin B so my piss ain't all weak and diluted. I'm not saying that this will work for everyone, but it stands true for me and I've been smoking ever since I can remember. I get tested monthly at my job because I deal with large amounts of cash for a living. I've yet to fail a test, but everyone I work with knows I smoke, and most of them buy from me.
Now, the most important part. How does a person pass a urinalysis 100% every time? Simple. don't use anything that you'll get tested for. Regardless of what you're told, the only way to truly pass it is to not fuck up. To fool it, use the subs. they really are the best. If you cant afford to buy the powered shit, don't trip. Get a friend to piss in a condom.
*Be very careful with this next part. Don't jeopardize losing your kids.*
If you're a parent, have your kid (preferably of the same gender) piss in a container for you, and use theirs. I say this because in some labs the actually do a test to see if its even your piss. if its your kid it'll match up 50/50 and that's good enough for the piss test people. My dad and little bro have been doing this to keep my dad employed for like 5 yrs now. IT WORKS. The trick is keeping it warm. There are plenty of methods out there for securing it with you when you go to actually piss, but its all up to you. Just keep in mind that you've gotta keep it warm but not too hot.
I put this post up because there were a LOT of really repetitive posts asking the same questions over and over and over again... that shit is a royal pain to read through and most of us stoners just don't have the patience for that shit. please feel free to ask questions, just not one that's already been asked in the same thread. read all of the thread before posting please...