RighteousStoner
12-01-2010, 10:42 PM
Okay guys I made this account to just to post this thread. Long story short I've been smoking weed since I was 13 and I've smoked every single day of my life almost religiously so I know there's a chance I failed the test. Recently I decided to quit weed for a while and after that I decided to join the military.
Now to join the military a recruit must pass a long physical medical examination including a blood test and urinalysis (pee test).
Prior to my physical I had abstained from weed for 23 days. The thing is I'm real young and I'm pretty active I'm about 5'7" at 145.
I've been nervous as fuck about this test because my career is literally on the line I wasn't sure if my body had cleared all the THC out of my system and with only 5 days notice from my recruiter about my visit to MEPs (military entrance processing) I was scared shitless I would fail and bring shame and dishonor on me and my family. My dad is prior military and already told me how proud he is and how he's going to tell all his friends.
So in the 5 days before the test I exercised once and decided after that to let me body go into chill mode before the test since I needed to dilute. Come morning of the test it's been 23 days since I last smoked so I drank 6-7 tall glasses of water between 4-6 am in the morning (drug test was at 7 am) and 1 tall glass of apple juice.
Took 1 pee when I woke up and another small one before I left. Took another small pee when I got to MEPs and then a nice big one before my drug test. I was drinking water from the water fountain the whole time and when I took the test used only my mid-stream. Thank God my pee was pretty much clear with a slightly yellow tint.
If I don't get a call from my recruiter within the next week and a half cussing me out and telling me I got DQ'd I will come back here and thank God for helping me find the dilution method.
RighteousStoner out
Now to join the military a recruit must pass a long physical medical examination including a blood test and urinalysis (pee test).
Prior to my physical I had abstained from weed for 23 days. The thing is I'm real young and I'm pretty active I'm about 5'7" at 145.
I've been nervous as fuck about this test because my career is literally on the line I wasn't sure if my body had cleared all the THC out of my system and with only 5 days notice from my recruiter about my visit to MEPs (military entrance processing) I was scared shitless I would fail and bring shame and dishonor on me and my family. My dad is prior military and already told me how proud he is and how he's going to tell all his friends.
So in the 5 days before the test I exercised once and decided after that to let me body go into chill mode before the test since I needed to dilute. Come morning of the test it's been 23 days since I last smoked so I drank 6-7 tall glasses of water between 4-6 am in the morning (drug test was at 7 am) and 1 tall glass of apple juice.
Took 1 pee when I woke up and another small one before I left. Took another small pee when I got to MEPs and then a nice big one before my drug test. I was drinking water from the water fountain the whole time and when I took the test used only my mid-stream. Thank God my pee was pretty much clear with a slightly yellow tint.
If I don't get a call from my recruiter within the next week and a half cussing me out and telling me I got DQ'd I will come back here and thank God for helping me find the dilution method.
RighteousStoner out