Fucking Deer

[the12evised]

Went to check up on the kids.. and deer murdered them all!

Gonna rig up something in a nice big tree cuz I know those motherfuckers can't climb.. and I have to get my harvest going again..

[ermitonto]

Ohhh...your plants. For a moment there I was confused, thinking that somebody would probably be more alarmed if their children had been killed by a wild animal.

Good luck with your new crop though.

[llamaman666]

piss around, get coyote piss, hell, stake out some dogs. Actually dont do that, theyl eat your plants if they get hungry. there actually was a thread about someone who grew in their yard which was open to a greebelt who had his pit bull learn how to be a guard dog specificly for his plants. But just piss all over the place and buy coyote and wolf piss (smells like it, not reel)

"we go behind the wolf heard and whenever a male lifts his leg, were there"

[smokinlowrider4u]

Here is a sure fire method coming from a true redneck who knows. Buy some fox urine. i promise ya it will work. get at sporting good store.. Or have me come there and hunt them deer.

[Darkneon420]

wat a selfish deer! Dident even leave nothin.

[anycraic]

they must of been blazed

[NowhereMan]

i know all to well how that feels ,my sympothy's to ya,

so things i was reading on deer you may find of interest.


http://www.wvu.edu/~agexten/hortcult/treeshru/resistan.htm


Deer Feeding Habits
Deer feed selectively on fertilized and unfertilized landscape plantings and managed croplands. Costly browsing damage may be reduced or eliminated by planting less-preferred species or by establishing susceptible plants only in protected areas. A few strategies to consider include planting susceptible plants close to the house or in a fenced yard, or planting preferred species inside a protective ring of less-preferred species. Under most circumstances, landscaping based on a knowledge of deer feeding preferences provides an alternative to expensive chemical repellents and unsightly physical barriers.

Whether deer will target a particular plant species or variety depends on their previous habits and nutritional needs, plant palatability, seasonal factors, weather conditions, geographic area, and availability of alternative foods. Deer are creatures of habit, and previous movement patterns or foraging experiences can determine where damage will occur. Also, one plant species may be rarely damaged in one region or the country, but highly preferred in another due to differences in deer pressure and other factors. Examples of species with noted regional differences include holly, white pine, and deciduous magnolias. Therefore, caution must be taken when using plant preference lists from areas outside your own.

In general, damage from browsing is most severe when snow cover or extreme cold has reduced food availability. Another problem time is early spring when young succulent growth of ornamentals provides attractive browse before other spring growth is avialable. When food is in short suply, deer will browse even the most undesirable plants. Under such conditions, landscapers should combine damage control measures with careful plant selection. Damage control measures could include repellents, physical barriers (fencing), and deer population control. Ultimately, reducing the deer herd size is the most effective solution.

we Know they love weed dont we.
good luck

[Dick Justice]

Don't bogart that plant, my deer!

[mr chinnery]

Share the wealth man! These deer need some release from their humdrum lives too! We must share Earth's bounty with the deer, for they are a great people...

[hardon]

Share the wealth man! These deer need some release from their humdrum lives too! We must share Earth's bounty with the deer, for they are a great people...

i like to shoot deer.... :D

[kroncheez]

I have deer in my neighborhood and I love it

[EverydayJunglist]

yea,just piss around them yourself.Save some loot.We have an over-population of deer out here.Gotta be careful at night not to hit them.On a side note,has anyone ever noticed the deer's rack on a deer warning sign is backwards????

[robert42]

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