Discreet places to blaze up before a gym workout

[Toking with Jesus]

Hey all,
I am desperately brainstorming for a good, secure discreet place I can toke up with my bubbler before I go to the gym. I want to know what it feels like to work-out trashed :)
I go to the Jersey shore fitness, and the gym is next to the beach. I am thinking, if I blaze up under the boardwalk, will that be wise?
How about blazing in the bathroom? Any tips to get rid of the smelly smoke besides using the toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets? Maybe if I blow the smoke into the faucet of the sink??
Please keep in mind im going to be riding my bike (For safety reasons) and I have no car to blaze inside :(
Maybe somebody has better ideas than me?
Please post them

[canna boy420]

just roll a joint and find a dumpster to smoke by the smell of the trash will cover the smell of the weed

[ermitonto]

Yeah, if you're going to be smoking in a public place a joint is probably your best bet. Just smoke one at the beach. It looks exactly like a cigarette to everybody else if you just keep your distance.

But if you're going to be smoking your bubbler in a bathroom stall and need a way to get rid of the smoke, here's an idea I've never tried but might work: get a package of balloons and blow the smoke into the balloons. Just make sure you know how to tie one off when you're high, and you have some way to dispose of them afterwards. Blowing it up the faucet will NOT work because there is nowhere for the air to go.

[mellow mood]

cant u smoke before goin there? like at your home? or farther?

[rysk8er420]

Dude if he smokes at his house, by the time he gets there he prob wont even be high cuz he riding his bike. I would also definately reccomend a joint cuz if by any chance you do get sketched out while smoking it you can just toss it

[Reefer Rogue]

Why wouldn't he be high if he rides his bike? :confused:

[JSTA]

Smoking AFTER working out is fun because of how relaxed you feel. It's also kind of like the pot (haha) at the end of the rainbow. It gets you to work harder because you wanna finish fast and toke up. I wouldnt smoke before doing a hard workout though.

[clevemire]

I wouldnt smoke before doing a hard workout though.Nor would I. I believe smoking and then working out would kill the buzz, right?

[OreO]

how bout ur car? if you just put ur head down and smoke ull be fine...i do that every night and day when i smoke...my car is where i smoke at all the time i keep my bong in my car at all time(not smart i know)

[Looker]

OOH for a second there I thought that was for a gay encounter.... :D

[ermitonto]

how bout ur car? if you just put ur head down and smoke ull be fine...i do that every night and day when i smoke...my car is where i smoke at all the time i keep my bong in my car at all time(not smart i know)
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Please keep in mind im going to be riding my bike (For safety reasons) and I have no car to blaze inside :(

[Toking with Jesus]

Hey all!
Here's the deal. For J's, I cant do because if you saw my previous threads about em, no matter how many J's I try to smoke, I get a very little stoned, a massive headache, and the taste is just disgusting to me. My main preference is bubblers because the taste from them is very clean, and off a tiny hit, I get baked for the next 4+ hours.
Anyways, I just got back from my workout, and didnt toke up because I couldnt find a spot :(
However, in my gym, in the upstairs bathroom, it is a private 1-room bathroom with a noisy air filtration system that sucks out all of the bathroom air through the vents. What do you gys think, for next time, If I just stand on the toilet, and blow out all of my smoke into the air filtrator? That wont set off the alarm or anything will it?
For the discreet bathroom project I will bring
1. A toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets
2. Air sprayer (Can anyone recommend me a powerful, easy-to-find air sprayer that works good for covering up Marijuana?)
3. I will stand on top of the toilet, take a hit, blow out all of the smoke into the vent where the air sucks into, through the toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets, then in the end I will saturate the bathroom with the air cleaner. Maybe a stink bomb will do me justice?
What you guys think????????

[OreO]

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wooops i didnt reead it all lol

[ermitonto]

If you're only going to take only a couple hits (since 1 will get you high for the next 4 hours), don't worry about smell or ventilation or anything. A couple hits isn't any more likely to set off an alarm than a steamy bowl of soup (and in the extremely unlikely case that the alarm does go off, just get out of there). You can probably dash into any bathroom stall, take a couple hits and leave in the span of 2-3 minutes. Nobody will ever have to know anything. But yeah, if you're going to go to the trouble of using the ventilation system, it would probably work.

[JuGgaSmUt]

Hey all!
Here's the deal. For J's, I cant do because if you saw my previous threads about em, no matter how many J's I try to smoke, I get a very little stoned, a massive headache, and the taste is just disgusting to me. My main preference is bubblers because the taste from them is very clean, and off a tiny hit, I get baked for the next 4+ hours.
Anyways, I just got back from my workout, and didnt toke up because I couldnt find a spot :(
However, in my gym, in the upstairs bathroom, it is a private 1-room bathroom with a noisy air filtration system that sucks out all of the bathroom air through the vents. What do you gys think, for next time, If I just stand on the toilet, and blow out all of my smoke into the air filtrator? That wont set off the alarm or anything will it?
For the discreet bathroom project I will bring
1. A toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets
2. Air sprayer (Can anyone recommend me a powerful, easy-to-find air sprayer that works good for covering up Marijuana?)
3. I will stand on top of the toilet, take a hit, blow out all of the smoke into the vent where the air sucks into, through the toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets, then in the end I will saturate the bathroom with the air cleaner. Maybe a stink bomb will do me justice?
What you guys think????????


4 HOURS?!?! That must be some kiss ass fucking weed.

[jonny]

For some reason - Every time I skin up a joint in a bathroom cubicle somewhere publicish, I always get really bad shakes in my hands!!!!

Feels like adrenaline which is strange, rolling isn't exactly INTENSE!

Nerves maybe?But why - The door is locked :S, Ain't as if im even actually smoking in there.

WeeeeEEeEEeeird

Jonny

[2600]

For some reason - Every time I skin up a joint in a bathroom cubicle somewhere publicish, I always get really bad shakes in my hands!!!!

Feels like adrenaline which is strange, rolling isn't exactly INTENSE!

Nerves maybe?But why - The door is locked :S, Ain't as if im even actually smoking in there.

WeeeeEEeEEeeird

Jonny


THis is soo funny, I know just what you mean. You feel kind of exposed when rolling like that, yet you know you are safe.

For smoking in the bathroom, I recommend a one hitter. If you pack exactly what you know can be cashed in one hit, you can do so with almost NO smoke from the piece (all is inhaled, no backsmoke). THen you already know that the longer you hold a hit in, the less smoke you exhale (and the higher you get). Hit one or two of these and you'll be good.

As far as your joint phobia goes, you may just not be giving them a proper chance. THat bad taste might just be the tip (all paper if not left open). Don't inhale the spark of a joint, just mouth-puff it a couple of times first. You may still not like the taste as much as from glass, but you will get high.

As far as working out high, depends on what you do. I personally like lifting high every now and then- but I wouldn't want to be "trashed" as you put it. If it is cardio, you might not have the same wind after smoking (some do), but basketball and (red-eye) racquetball are highly recommended.

[tir na nog]

seems like the most elaborate plans for havin a toke.... jus pack your shit in the bubbler outside the gym and then jus toke the fuckin thing... go in n dont strain too much.... joints on a bike r fun too!!!