79 days and still am not passing first void of the day

[slantedeyes]

I'm 6 foot 2 276 pounds and am still testing dirty. I have been staying clean for 79 days now and I thought that by now I would be definately clean. I am starting on new job on December 1st and am really getting paranoid about passing this drug test it is ua which is in three weeks actually 23 days. I would be clean for 102 days when taking the test. I am going to excersize with cardio for the next two weeks at Ballys and hit the sauna everyday. Then I will take it easy a week before the test. I have been testing myself once a week with a Walmart test kit with the first void and really the last one was the first time that there was a very faint line on it. The others the previous 11 weeks had nothing. So maybe I am getting close. I am taking the first void of each morning when waking up, so it is dark and concentrated without going for 8 hours plus. Like I said first 11 weeks no line. The 12th week my first faint line. Any advice from anyone out there. I am starting to get nervous as I thought for sure I would be clean by now.

[Dutch Pimp]

faint is good

[AmIGonnaFail]

Yeah a faint line is a pass,
also, to try to put your mind at rest a bit you could do a test using ur 2nd or 3rd void, after drinking some water, which is more likely to be similar to the test situation.
I'm sure you will be fine, 102 days is a long time, you could naturally pass the 90 day hair tests in that time!!

[Amnesian]

Eat lemons dude, dilute your blood a little ;)

[Deige]

Eat lemons dude, dilute your blood a little ;)

Lemons are known to be a great antiseptic for the urinary tract and can help in cleansing the body of impurites. However, they do not rid the body of THCA metabolites. Only time, exercise, and a high fiber diet will do that.

[Deige]

I'm 6 foot 2 276 pounds and am still testing dirty. I have been staying clean for 79 days now and I thought that by now I would be definately clean. I am starting on new job on December 1st and am really getting paranoid about passing this drug test it is ua which is in three weeks actually 23 days. I would be clean for 102 days when taking the test. I am going to excersize with cardio for the next two weeks at Ballys and hit the sauna everyday. Then I will take it easy a week before the test. I have been testing myself once a week with a Walmart test kit with the first void and really the last one was the first time that there was a very faint line on it. The others the previous 11 weeks had nothing. So maybe I am getting close. I am taking the first void of each morning when waking up, so it is dark and concentrated without going for 8 hours plus. Like I said first 11 weeks no line. The 12th week my first faint line. Any advice from anyone out there. I am starting to get nervous as I thought for sure I would be clean by now.

Faint lines are as good as any solid line. Ive tested Quick Fix synthetic urine, which is completely clean and gotten a faint line.

[Burnt Toast]

Yeah a faint line is a pass,
also, to try to put your mind at rest a bit you could do a test using ur 2nd or 3rd void, after drinking some water, which is more likely to be similar to the test situation.
Actually, you'd want to use the first urination for home test. That way youre testing yourself under the "worst-case scenario" (ie the most THCA-concentrated urination). If you test negative under that "worst-case scenario" (faint or bold line), then you would pass the actual U/A given at any time of the day.

[Snoopelite]

The longest period weed stays in the body is 90 days, the longest. Even if you been smokeing for 25 years and stopped, it will be 90 days. At 102 not only will you be clean, it will be like you never smoked, ever. So dont worry about it at all.

[colonuggs]

i bet a 400-500 pound dude whos 50-60% body fat wont be clean in 3 months:D

Water brought to a boil, cooled alittle, then drank, removes toxins from you fatty cells How Drinking Hot Water Can Detoxify Our Bodies - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/175518/how_drinking_hot_water_can_detoxify.html)


It doesn't take a lot of effort to gain the benefits of drinking hot water. To get the benefits of detoxification, you can drink hot water as little as 1-2 times a week. Of course, you can do it more often if you choose.

The temperature of the water shouldn't be so hot that it burns you, when you drink it. However, it has to be hot enough to cause you to sweat after drinking it. In fact, for maximum benefit, you should find yourself sweating profusely while drinking it. Once you stop sweating, be sure to wipe away your perspiration and then drink another glass of hot water. This will help to balance out your body temperature.

[Burnt Toast]

The longest period weed stays in the body is 90 days, the longest. Even if you been smokeing for 25 years and stopped, it will be 90 days. At 102 not only will you be clean, it will be like you never smoked, ever. Actually, there are a few instances where it took longer than 90 days for a person to finally test negative. The longest ever reported was 105 days. Of course, this individual was a longtime heavy smoker who weighed on the wrong side of 375 lbs and indulged in zero physical activity.

[Burnt Toast]

i bet a 400-500 pound dude whos 50-60% body fat wont be clean in 3 months:D

Water brought to a boil, cooled alittle, then drank, removes toxins from you fatty cells How Drinking Hot Water Can Detoxify Our Bodies - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/175518/how_drinking_hot_water_can_detoxify.html) Nowhere in your article specifically states that water can remove THC metabolites from your fat cells. Theres not a single reference to THC metabolites, or even fat cells for that matter. Also, THC is non-toxic, so its erroneous to label THC a "toxin".

Anybody who had ever done a smidgen of research on how the human body processes THC would understand that THC is NOT water-soluble. You cannot "wash" THC from your fat cells like you can wash dirt from your car. THC is stored in the fat cells and remain there until the fat cells are burned for energy. When a fat cell burns, the THC metabolites are released back into the bloodstream. The kidneys then filter the THCA from the bloodstream and deposits them into the bladder for the eventual exit.

Drinking water (or any other fluid for that matter) only serves to dilute the THCA concentration that is present in the badder to where the urine sample can register below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. This phenomena is only temporary - once the fluids ingested had all been urinated out, the dirty donor would resume testing positive for THC. Drinking water days before the U/A is of no help. It may cause frequent urination, but it has no effect on the filteration rate of THCA from the bloodstream by the kidneys.

Sweating is hardly of any help because very little THC is excreted via sweat. The rest are being excreted via the urine and bowels.