A little help?

[killajustin]

So here's the deal. I love weed. I mean really I LOVVVVEEEE weed. I like money more though... So i quit smoking 8 months ago so that I could get a better job. I was a very heavy smoker.

Fast forward to 10 days ago. I went to a get together and a buddy had some real dank. I really didn't want to smoke. But i did want to taste it. So took a couple of pulls off of it and smacked it in my mouth just to get a good taste of it. After doing this 5 or 6 times with out inhaling the temptation over whelmed me. I inhaled. It wasn't a big hit... It was just a small one. I felt it tho.

So ya guess what... I got called in to a interview today for a dream tech job. :icon506: Something I have been looking forward to landing, but had all but given up hope for. I am going to have to take a piss test on Thursday. This will give me 14 days since I had taken the hit. That hit was the only hit I took. I did have smoke in my mouth tho, just so I could taste the bud. With the one hit I took and the smoke I held in my mouth cause me to fail a piss test?

Just a little bit about me.
I am about 300 pounds.
I am a bartender so I move a lot and am on my feet alot 8 hours a day, at 300 pounds just doing that in a crowded bar I sweat alot.
I drink alot of beer.
I have started to drink water out the ass. I am on a gallon right now. I have 3 days till the test. I do take a daily vitamin every day.
oh ya, I am broke as hell so a 50 buck drink is out of the question

So should I be stressed the hell out about this test or not? Should I even bother with the water drinking? I mean it couldn't hurt right?

I need some expert opinions here. Thanks in advance! :icon506:

[AmIGonnaFail]

Drinking water wont do anything, it will only help to dilute on the actual day of the test, because THC is not water soluble water cannot "cleanse" your system of it.
I really doubt that one hit will cause you to test positive after 14 days. The best thing you can do is to get a home test, I think they are $2-3, and see how you get on with that, it will be a pretty good indication.
Your first pee of the day will have a higher THC concentration than the others, so don't use your first for the test, and drink a fair amount of water on the test day itself, but as you have hardly any THC in your system at all (if any) you wont need to over-do it with the water, cause if it's too dilute they will pick up on that and make you test again..
Don't even think about those drinks they are all scams, not heard one single good report about them, apart from dilluded people who take the drink and follow the instructions (to drink excessive amounts of water with it) and think the drink magically passed them, it wasn't, it was the water.

[killajustin]

Cool man. Thanks for the reinsurance. I been stressed about it like crazy

[killajustin]

Just to update you guys, I got a at home testing kit and passed it. I am still going to drink plenty of water before my test tomorrow at the lab.

[Burnt Toast]

Just to update you guys, I got a at home testing kit and passed it. I am still going to drink plenty of water before my test tomorrow at the lab. Just drink only enough to where you can produce a urine sample at the clinic. Too much water can trigger a "too-dilute" result, which would spoil what perhaps would otherwise be a straight-up negative result.

[killajustin]

Ok so I went and took the test a couple of hours ago. I had about a half gallon of water before I wen and pissed 4 times before I took the test. My pee was still yellow tho. It was at labcore and it is a labtest, not a dip stick test. I'll post when I find out the results from the test so other people can go off of my experience.

[Snoopelite]

I guarantee you'll pass, you said you stopped for 8 months? The longest time weed stays in a person is 90 days, that's pretty much all the % of your body fat. And you said you only took one hit? Thats nothing man. So pretty much when you took that one hit, its pretty much like your first time smokeing weed. So it will be in your system for 1-3 days, 3-7 days if your metabolism is like really really slow. Plus you said you passed the at home drug test? Ya dude youll pass with flying colours no worries.

[killajustin]

Well it is Thursday and I have not heard back from them yet..... So i am assuming that I am all good. I have a start date of this Monday. I am keeping my hopes up, but I won't be completely convinced I am all good till I walk in the door on Monday at my new job and start training.....
Paranoia is a bitch man...

[killajustin]

It's Monday... going into work for the first time. I haven't had a call saying not to...... Wish me luck!

[angjen0816]

you should be good man, next time though, if in doubt get a sub

[killajustin]

Yup shit was gravy. No issues. I passed. That or the HR lady though I was hot. More than likely it was that I passed tho....

[JackAnderson]

Hi,
Iam also agree with you .....

[nyguy2010]

good stuff dude...same situation two pulls 21 days of being clean at time of drug test . i know i am clean (4 drug test and one personell one through lapcorp, but still!!! ) but still dam, anxiety ..i feel like a little B@tch.

[cody2kz28]

Yea we can both learn I went and did the walgreens check both lines negative still deciding if going to a treatment center to duck the po is wise or not