jerk off?

[BluntManAndChronic]

wuts it like to jerk off totally baked from weed?

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Fun.

[caddyman]

If you really need to know from an expert just catch me in the chat room some time and I will tell u all about it.

[Stedric]

I find it pretty boring, only when I'm stoned am I more enthusiastic about chilling to some Floyd than masturbating.

[LearyS Disciple]

I find it pretty boring, only when I'm stoned am I more enthusiastic about chilling to some Floyd than masturbating.
whaaaaaat lol when i jack off when im stoned, it feels sooooooooo much better and lasts so much longer. it kinda brings me down from my high a little, so i usually do it when im coming down from being high.

[Stedric]

whaaaaaat lol when i jack off when im stoned, it feels sooooooooo much better and lasts so much longer. it kinda brings me down from my high a little, so i usually do it when im coming down from being high.
This probably sounds like bull, but I usually find masturbation boring. Sex while high is another story though, :eek: :D unreal.

[peacenotprofit]

when ur just sitting with cock in hand stoned as hell, its fun to rub a few out. all feeling is so mutch more intense for me.

[kyle]

Go smoke a cone and find out dude. Sometimes I space out and close my eyes, and all of sudden 'snap-back' with my johnson like limp and in my hand, lol.

[LearyS Disciple]

Go smoke a cone and find out dude. Sometimes I space out and close my eyes, and all of sudden 'snap-back' with my johnson like limp and in my hand, lol.
haha i know exactly what you mean. i will start thinking and then ill snap back into reality and realize ive been in the bathroom for a long time and didnt accomplish anything

[kyle]

LOL, yes sir that has happened to me a few times.

[naturalmystic]

wackin off stoned is 100X better than sobre. That's all that needs to be said. I can't say much for fucking while high, however.

[GHoSToKeR]

Go smoke a cone and find out dude. Sometimes I space out and close my eyes, and all of sudden 'snap-back' with my johnson like limp and in my hand, lol.
hahaha

Bag of bud: £40
Munchies and papers: £20
Finding a dude stoned off his ass sitting on the toilet with his dick in his hand: PRICELESS

:D

PS; I think thats happened to all of us at one point (what kyle said, not getting caught lol)

[jacquelyne]

lol

[djaio]

the imagination is much more vivid...

and weed is one of the few drugs where you CAN masturbate. ever tried it on dxm?

as one guy here put it, you'd have an easier time hunting and killing an elephant.

[one800getslapped]

dude whenever i smoke i jack off. it feels like heaven. yes.

[kiwi]

:D It never seeses to amaze me the things some guys will talk about....lol, some of you must find it a help to know thats theres other ppl out there that are just the same when it comes to their WANGS....lol. I think it BRILLIANT, :D

[EverydayJunglist]

dude whenever i smoke i jack off. it feels like heaven. yes.
do any of your friends look at you funny when you whip your cock out and start pounding it after a smoke session?Or do y'all give each other handjobs??LoL j/k man.Keep on poundin!

[skissors]

the imagination is much more vivid...

and weed is one of the few drugs where you CAN masturbate. ever tried it on dxm?

as one guy here put it, you'd have an easier time hunting and killing an elephant.

Oh my god!! I thought I was the only one to try it. It is so incredibly difficult to pay attention to wanking. I forget I'm doing it. I was persistant though, I told myself I'm not leaving the bathroom till I found out what it feels like. About 30 to 45 minutes later I'm sweating profusely and thought "holy shit, that was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life!"

[djaio]

so you actually orgasmed?

could you feel anything? was it bleeding?

did you even HAVE a penis left?

[maryjanemama]

This thread is too funny. :D

[muncheemama]

yeah what happened!??

[hipEstoner]

ive done it on dxm before,,, i was at school and i spent 2 whole class periods in the bathroom,, i told myself the same thing (i will not leave till i finish),, well i finished ,i didnt feel the orgasm but i knew it happened,, i didnt wanna keep going cuz by that point i had blisters all up and down my cock and could'nt have sex for a week after cuz it hurt soo much........... now sex/jerkin off on coke is a whole other story,, sex on cocaine feels AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING,,, thats all i got to say,, peace out

[mellowman420]

wtf hipestoner. you beat in the bathroom thats a bit fucked up. every guy knows that beating it high is good.i need a girl to beat me high while i just chile to some pink floyd that be funny :)

[mellow mood]

ok, i may look really dumb, but whats the fuckin dif btw orgasm and ejaculation??? i mean isnt ejaculation an orgasm??? wtf??? lol

[boycey58]

wuts it like to jerk off totally baked from weed?

messy :D

[Encatuse]

ok, i may look really dumb, but whats the fuckin dif btw orgasm and ejaculation??? i mean isnt ejaculation an orgasm??? wtf??? lol

To ejaculate is to squirt your juices.
To orgasm is to enjoy squirting your juices.

[EverydayJunglist]

To ejaculate is to squirt your juices.
To orgasm is to enjoy squirting your juices.
Does anyone not enjoy squirting their juices?!
And HipEstoner,Tripping on dxm and wackin off in school......i thought i was bad-ass.That must be the single most scary/exilherating experience of your life.

[rastabill89]

i enjoy squirting my juices infact i gota go so i can squirt my juices!!

[mellow mood]

so ejaculation IS actually an orgasm? that what i tought but u guys said somethin like "i had few orgasms before ejaculate" or whatever i dont remember.

anyway lol...

[GHoSToKeR]

i dont think u can orgasm without ejaculating lol

[rastabill89]

lol its all good mellow

[rastabill89]

wow were all talking at the same time usualy i gota wait a day for a responce this is weird

[rastabill89]

i think everyone left to go jack of and see if they can orgasim with out ejacuting :p

[GHoSToKeR]

i did and i cant

ahahaha

[Encatuse]

You can. ;) There are techniques to it and stuff, not that I could do em. Some people can have orgasms without actually making stuff come out. Thereby orgasming without ejaculating.

[rastabill89]

i guess if you hold your dick shut nothing will come out.....but it still will have to eventualy

[Smokey McPot]

haha i know exactly what you mean. i will start thinking and then ill snap back into reality and realize ive been in the bathroom for a long time and didnt accomplish anything


AHHHH that shit is funny. That happens to me. My weiner will be soft in my hands and ill be like "fuck i gotta start all over again"

[rastabill89]

hahahahahahaha that happens to me i have A.D.H.D so i will be jacking off and then like all a sudden i will be lost in space thinking about something so then i gota start all over again

[Northern Ireland]

orgasm is what u have
ejaculation is the love juice coming out.

[rastabill89]

yea but u cant have a orgasm with out your love juice's coming out...ya' know

[Northern Ireland]

i noticed that if u Toss off loads in a short space of time, less and less love juice comes out each time. so maybe if u beat ur meat till its red raw u wont ejaculate.

[rastabill89]

lol maybe i wouldnt try though u can but it sounds to painful like just keep jercking your dick till its raw....ouch!

[wannagethigh]

lol maybe i wouldnt try though u can but it sounds to painful like just keep jercking your dick till its raw....ouch!

thats what lube is for my friend.

[rastabill89]

I swear the hardest thing to do when you're beating it, is just before you are about to finish, try and make yourself stop....it's fuckin hard and takes will power. it almost hurts.
OR what about when you are cranking it and then you hear someone about to walk into the room while you're about to cum and have to blow your load in your pants...haha that sucks!


lmao hahaha i know what you mean

[HaZarD]

http://www.tantra.com/articles_3b.html

[Bunkyhope]

so you actually orgasmed?

could you feel anything? was it bleeding?

did you even HAVE a penis left?

HAHAHHAHAAH!!! made my nite...:p

[Buck268]

Somewhat more enjoyable, but all in all, its still fucking depressing.