You know you're a grower when..

[jebus89]

Didn't find a "You know you're a grower when.." Thread! So starting one right now!




You know you're a grower when:


- Every time you're in your local hardware shop, all you think about is how to improve your grow room

- The only thing you think about when u see flowers or even grass is your own!

- The only thing your using ur internet for is porn, cannabis forums and ... erm...

- If your plant is sick, you are sick.

- When you walk around in the streets and see an orange light all you can think of is what type of bulb that is (and if you have any use for it lol)

- When you have to leave work early because you got a bad feeling about the temperature in your room

- When all your other plants in your house have died because you have neglected them.. even the cactus

- When the cat all of sudden is "NOT ALLOWED IN THERE!!" anymore

- When you go to bed at 03.00 at night because you spent the last 4-5 hours googling and searching in forums to check if anyone else has had that weird yellow spot on their leaf




Anyone else got some?

[Stomper420]

When you spend more time with your plants then you do, wife and children:thumbsup:

You look at 10 foot bushs/shrubs and wonder if that new strain could grow that large.

Everything smells like weed, includidng your wifes new perfume:D

[Iceberg420]

when u smoke a blunt under ur blanket cus u grow in ur room and you love your "baby" :thumbsup:

[jebus89]

When you spend more time with your plants then you do, wife and children:thumbsup:


LoL! hehehehe so true ^_^

[jebus89]

when your collection of different shaped and sized plant potters out weighs your DVD collection

lol not mine but had to put it out here ^_^

[michaelpeg]

Didn't find a "You know you're a grower when.." Thread! So starting one right now!




You know you're a grower when:


- Every time you're in your local hardware shop, all you think about is how to improve your grow room

- The only thing you think about when u see flowers or even grass is your own!

- The only thing your using ur internet for is porn, cannabis forums and ... erm...

- If your plant is sick, you are sick.

- When you walk around in the streets and see an orange light all you can think of is what type of bulb that is (and if you have any use for it lol)

- When you have to leave work early because you got a bad feeling about the temperature in your room

- When all your other plants in your house have died because you have neglected them.. even the cactus

- When the cat all of sudden is "NOT ALLOWED IN THERE!!" anymore

- When you go to bed at 03.00 at night because you spent the last 4-5 hours googling and searching in forums to check if anyone else has had that weird yellow spot on their leaf




Anyone else got some?

hahahahaha everything there is so true, couldn't of said it better myself.

[gypski]

Your bummed in the fall because bud mold or bandits got to your grow. :(

Got the mold but not the bandits yet. Headin' them off. But, I'm still just a small time med grower and hash maker. No claim to fame here, just self satisfaction up to now. :D

[oldhaole]

1) You are braging about your girls...but not refering to your children.

2)The first thing you look at when you turn your computer is the local weather.

3) You always carry a pair of clippers in your pocket.

4) Your new favorite place to smoke a joint is under your biggest tree.

5) Your inside dogs go outside for two months and don't make a fuss.

6) You sleep outside with a shotgun. And you like it more than sleeping with the ball and chain.

7) Your house looks like this;

[drudown11]

you consider a Quarter Pound as "running low" on weed.

[weeddaddy50]

You check your grow room before you say hi to your wife:) every afternoon when you get home.

[jtingler]

you consider a Quarter Pound as "running low" on weed.

Ahahhaa, so true anymore

[therealOG]

when you have leaves stems buds and joint and blunt roaches here there and everywhere.......BUT.........NO SEEDS

[G13budsmoker]

your ash tray on that "coffee table" has stems and blunt roaches but no cigarette butts.

:D:hippy::jointsmile::rasta::pimp::smokin:

[drudown11]

your ash tray on that "coffee table" has stems and blunt roaches but no cigarette butts.

:D:hippy::jointsmile::rasta::pimp::smokin:

haha and you never smoke them. You have better shit to smoke than that.

[Dutch Pimp]

when you reach the point of saturation

[sleeperls93]

when you reach the point of saturation

Holy shit bro!!!:eek::4:

[Slevinkal]

You check your grow room before you say hi to your wife:) every afternoon when you get home.

LMFAO

When I read this to my wife she said "Well... If I didn't meet you at the door..."

[jebus89]

You know youre a grower when you cannot, in any possible way, sleep over at your girlfriends house tonight "because... erhm... yea so... cya tomorrow, love ya!"

[boaz]

when you reach the point of saturation

:food10: holy shite! now that's what I call being well prepared. :smokin:

[drudown11]

when you reach the point of saturation

thats a beautiful point to reach! hhahaha

[CovertCarpenter]

...You can't walk past the housewares/hardware section of W4LLM4RT without going past the Rubberma!d tubs, thinking "Hmmm... I wonder how many plants I could DWC/Aero/E&F in that..."

Looking at lightbulbs in both real life brick-and-mortar stores and on the web, replaces looking at porn... and looking at actual buds, or buds forming, or pictures of budlets actually makes ya horny...

When shopping for a place to live, your main focus as to the amenities of the place is how many amps of electricity are coming into the main box...

Going to the hydro store feels like going to the candy store when you were a kid...

You can't look at a closet at a friend's house without thinking about how many watts of whatever light turns you on you could cram in there...

...aaaand, my personal favourite...

...you carry pictures of your 'little girls' around in your wallet or cellphone to both excite and bore the people around you :)

Peace :)

[Slevinkal]

Going to the hydro store feels like going to the candy store when you were a kid...


I went to my first hydro store yesterday. It was awesome...

[StoneMeadow]

Holy shit bro!!!:eek::4:
What ^^^he^^^ said!!! :thumbsup:

[GetThisOrDie]

....when your friends think your crazy for flicking roaches away instead of saving them.
....when your friend asks you if he can have your bong water.
....when your buddy brings a baby food jar to take your roaches home after the smoke session.


almost forgot...

...when your friends have a look of shock when you tell them you dont scrape your pipes and that you clean them out every few days. Then try to convince you that you are throwing away the best part... GROSS :stoned:

[movinon]

oh man, i got up this morning.and read your post about when you know your a grower.i laughed until tears came to my eyes.i thank you sir.my dog couldnt figure what was going on.

[weeddaddy50]

stop by Target on the way home from friday night dinner and you are buying popsickle sticks to use in your clone cups for marking the strains.

[OldHead09]

You know when your a grower when you buy a 200,000 house just for the closets and extra bedrooms!

[jebus89]

when christmas comes more then 1 time a year!

[gypski]

When you show back home and you find cop cars in your driveway!! :D

[michaelpeg]

When you show back home and you find cop cars in your driveway!! :D

lmao that is funny.

[headshake]

-when your wife gives up her 6' x 12' x 9' walk-in closet.

-when you've got your wife stopping by the hydro store for you.

-the grow store catalog stays bedside

-when you are able to help others out with spare equipment/genetics.

-when you become real-life friends with peeps you met on the forums.


that's all i can think of now. i know there are plenty more though.

and yes, i do have an AMAZING wife!


-shake

[Dippers]

- The First thing you do when you wake up is check on your plants.
- You assume the ONLY reason one would buy hydro gear is to grow weed.
- You can't remember what it's like to run out of weed.

[Theym420]

....when your friends think your crazy for flicking roaches away instead of saving them.
....when your friend asks you if he can have your bong water.
....when your buddy brings a baby food jar to take your roaches home after the smoke session.


almost forgot...

...when your friends have a look of shock when you tell them you dont scrape your pipes and that you clean them out every few days. Then try to convince you that you are throwing away the best part... GROSS :stoned:

So true, my friends have never got why i dont like resin, so i let them clean my pipes, whatever makes them happy, they get some resin, and i get a clean pipe lol :jointsmile:
MeDiCaTeD

[eastbaygordo]

When you go to the gym after visiting the back yard fan leaves fall out of the pockets of your shorts while fishing out the ipod. ( I had a bunch of huge God Bud fan leaves lying next to the mat as fellow patrons wandered by, I got a lot of strange looks. )

All your regulars pants pockets have fans leaves washed and dried from the washing machine/dryer.

Nugs get stuck to your socks and you don't know where they came from.

You can't go outside without checking for trimmings on the front of your shirt.

You dog has a bud hanging from it's tail.

You dog is wobbly most of the month.

Your cat has trimmings on it.

Your cat likes to ambush birds amonst your ladies in the garden.

You can hide from your wife in plain sight behind your ladies.

[jebus89]

lololol im really laughing out loud!!

so many good entries here!!!

[jebus89]

You know youre a grower when your girlfriend lets u watch females all day and night long, while commenting more on how beatiful they are then she

[orion420]

When you're on a first name basis with the clerks at the hydro store

[jebus89]

:D

...The new glass pieces you're all excited about aren't glass pipes, but glass air stones...

...Plastic storage containers just don't look right without round holes in the lids....

...You make threads dedicated to naming alcoholic drinks after grow topics...

...You're more obsessed with the sex of your "babies" than Chinese parents...

...Cloning doesn't make you think of sheep or test tubes...


:p

:rasta::stoned::smokin::pimp:



lol just had to bring this to the floor ^_^

[middieman440]

when your driving around and cant help but look at the woods for a nice clearing!

[Stomper420]

When your triing to figure out how to convert your camping tent into a grow room:wtf:

When you wake up in the middle of the night and all you see is light:wtf:

When you spend half your internet time @ Canna.com:D

Im thru, this stuff is worse then my fishing addiction, sheet...I dont even wanna go fishing any more. Might miss something:smokin:

[DOUGAL25]

When you start eating spaghetti weekly to save the glass jars :stoned:

[Delta]

When you have a strict regimen of no guests before 6pm . (6-6 light schedule)

When you realize you need to blow the window fan inwards insteads of outwards cause it stanks so bad and you don't want to stink up the neighborhood.

When your windpipe feels so dry at night from having hot shot no pest strips permeating the air and you feel like you are poisoning your self.

When you are trying to figure out how to raise 250k for a commercial license in california in case prop 19 goes through.

When you are thankful to the season gods for cool weather finally and you can open your windows to save on electricity.

When you save so much money from not having to buy weed anymore that you have 18 different butane lighters and 14 different smoking apparatuses along with a pocket full of cash.

When you wonder if you should see a psychiatrist for staring at your garden for 45 minutes straight without blinking spacing out in amazement at your lovely ladies.

[jebus89]

lol

When you realize you need to blow the window fan inwards insteads of outwards cause it stanks so bad and you don't want to stink up the neighborhood.

funny

[driftersmokinjo]

when spring time comes around all your close bros that have been braging about how good the weed you get is while you cant ever get them an oz get gifted nice big clones to grow for them selves.

[Islandborn]

You know your a grower when you have more than 4 P.O. boxes spread across your area under multiple names and addresses to recieve your seeds.

P.S. Alaskan Ice is a GIGANTIC plant.....sooooooo potent( I'd compare to actual white widow) and yielded me close to 500 grams on my 3rd grow. Not shabby for a youngsta learning the trade.:pimp:

[RESiNATE]

You know you're a grower when:

...the cashier at the local shop comments on how many times you've come in to top-up your electric key this week.

...every knock at the door induces a rapid heart-rate, sweaty palms, and a nervous twitch.

...the cashier at the local shop comments on how many joss sticks you're getting through lately.

...you find yourself using several different local shops to stop cashiers from being so fucking nosey!

Res...

[TANKJR]

You know you're a grower when...

you drive down the road late at night and all of a sudden you see that dead skunk in the road and exclaim as you drive over it...."Dam, that smells like some killa $hit!"!

Your fingertips are always sticky and (smell good to you) stinky.

The click of the timer turning the lights on is all it takes to wake you up from a sound sleep, so you can finally peep at em after 12 lonely hours of darkness.

You have literally hundreds of friends for a week every three months, then back to two friends for the next three months, and one of them is your dog.

[WeayLay]

Haha, this thread rocks.
You know when you're a grower when...
You just finished your outdoor grow and you're looking up for seeds the next day.
A Home Depot employee jokes about people growing weed when you ask for supplies.
Suddenly, everyone in your life that you hate don't matter, because that stupid orange worm just fucked up your plant.

[halfassedjedi]

when you walk into your grow room and start singing 'oooo that smell'.