kill good friend for stealing girl while i was passed out??

[Bunkyhope]

**note: sorry if this is long and hard to follow. i fucking stoned and i just really wanted to hear ppls reaction to this story**


alright, ill fill u in on my situation. im so fucking depressed right now. i work with this incredibly hot girl, a year younger than me (Ash). Well, i thought she was mad, and she took a liking to me. As i got to know her i found that her mum died when she was 3, and she hasnt seen her dad since she was 7. So she lives with her nan, who just happens to hate her. Well me and ash got really close and spent 3 consecutive nights sleeping in the same bed at random ppls houses (she got kicked out of home for a week). Now for these 3 nights either one or both of us was smashed so i didnt wanna kiss her jsut yet. i wanted a sober moment to do it. this moment came the next arvo before work..the 2 of us on my bed, under the blue neon. it was mad. so i kissed her, and she kissed back, and we made out til work..... that nite we went to a friends party...now ash HATED this friend of mine coz she slept with her boyfriend of 6 months.. so she was coming to wreak havoc. well, we all got drunka d stoned and me, ash, and the friend decided on a 3 way kiss :p ...that was niiiiiice....but then, a male friend of mine decided to join in. then suddenly the girls ran down stairs and dropped to the floor. me and my guy friend went down there to... then the friend (who owned the house) kissed me and the lights went out...the literally 5 seconds later, the light came back on, i threw down the friend and looked over to see my my guy friend with his fingers in ash.....i just looked at the stocky bloke behind me and he said that if he didnt stop we were gunna kill him for takin advantage of her. so i told him to fuck off. and he got all cut and ran outside...then one of his friends punched him and then i went to hit him but coudlnt do it..so i fucked up the garage door...anyhoo, i was cut, but we worked around it...........then next nite we spent the nite together, which was bout 2-3 days later, we each sculled half a bottle of vodka (im a cadbury) and i had a bit to smoke after...the rest is a little patchy..we started makin out, so i went into my friends (lets call him faggot) dads, bedroom..i was fingering her and we were about to fuck when suddenly i passed out!!! :eek:....the next thing i know, its morning...i wake up, spew all down my shirt, i walk to the bathroom and look in the mirror to see ive only got half my right eye brow...so i bust into faggots room to see him spooning with ash, walk over to him and punch him in the face for the eyebrow... for the rest of the morning ash and fag flirted non-stop... so i went home for a bit, i had to do sum shit..on the net one of my friends online at fags house told me hes pretty sure they hooked up... only about 3 hrs later, i was heading to faggots house and met fag and ash at the top of my street....they were heading over town so i came over with them ( i didnt trust hima lone with her)...well! that started a 3 hr trek that consisted of them two flirting there asses off like i wasnt even there... this went for hours and hours til we ended up back at fags house...from here we walked to the other side of town (3-4km?) to a huge ass park...the whole time, fag and ash flirting, and ignoring me completely...he took me aside and said, oi man, im sorry bout wot happened, it was stupid, it wont happen again...2 seconds later, hes back at the flirting...this went on allllllll nite...and then she decided that she would stay the night at his house...(even though she couldve stayed at aobut 3 other places)...fag took me aside again and said "dude, dont get cut up, just hit me"...and i said "nah man, coz ull jsut do shit with her tonite anyways"..and he had the nerve to say "yeh, ur right, i will...jsut hit me for it now"...at that point i snapped inside and abused him, then he started on me and i told him he was a friend and i wouldnt do sumthin like that, that it was SLACK... then he kept starting, ashs best friend kept calling her a slut (along with every1 else behind her back :p ) and i was just sitting there, wallowing in my own pity...we got a lift and i went home, and fag and ash went to his...i sent her a message saying that i wanted to know, did she still like me, and just generally whats going on, and that i wont play this game...
**sigh**
well now, its the next morning..11:10am...ive been ouit of bed for an hour, and havnt heard from either of them... im incredibly depressed, so i had a few tokes...now, what i want from u guys is, do u see me as the victim here? or do i look like an obsessed person?? bareing in mind that this girl said "she was mine" "how mcuh she liked me blah blah blah"....ARGH!....sorry to waste ur time....

[Belleza666]

damn that's too long to read. but whatever ur original question was, go for it.

[wannagethigh]

Well, i took the time to read it and this is what I have to say. RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. This girl has had a very rough life, which means lots of emotional and physcological problems. I'm sure she wants all the attention she can get because she never had a family. It seems like you were the one there for here and all she did was screw u over when u were passed out. At the same time I feel bad for this girl b/c she has so many emotional issues. Listen dude, I think this is not the kind of chick u wanna be involved with. U'll just keep getting hurt if u chase her.

[Not Enough Herb]

beat up fag for being a fag and cock slap that stupid bitch and jizz in her eye cuz shes fucked.

take wannnagethigh's advice cuz hes right. this chick is fucked man move on

later

[Encatuse]

Yeah. The girl's a slut and fag's an asshole. You need to get him back for the eyebrow, so play it cool. Then lopp off his dick. In your mind. Then in reality, one night when he's passed out, shave off his eyebrow. If you don't want to be his friend anymore you could like shove his face into the ground and sit on his back and make him stay still while you shave off his eyebrow.

I'd probably rough him up a little at the very least, just so he knows never to fuck with you again when you pass out.

- Encatuse

[YabaYabaDoobie]

hooraay for characters

[NowhereMan]

all i can say to that one is

shit
i thought you said something about a good friend,
dont take this wrong but
dam
you gotta be kidding me

i have no clue thats such a mess
and i tell ya im sittin here thinking im dam glad i dont understand what i just read
good luck

[larghetto]

What the fuck! Man, why the hell were you taking shit from that guy, just because he's a freind (are you sure about this one) doesnt mean you cant FUCK HIM UP!!

JeeeeSUS, half the people i know would never have let that guy do that in front of them, they would have just smashed him up right there and then. If you're afraid of getting beat up yourself get a freind and both of you fuck him up. And that girl - fuck - shes a HO man, you can't let your girl do that in front of you, makes you look like a pussy and girls really hate that. I bet they were both creasing (laughing) at you after the way you responded when that guy talked to you, I mean bloody hell the guy even came up to you and mocked you to your face. Smash the fag up and slap (dont punch) that bitch.

I mean seriously man THE GUY FUCKING CUT OFF YOUR EYEBROW, I'd fucking laugh my ass off and BOY you off if knew about you personally with the way you acted SO passively.

You know me, I'm all for using words like fists (99.9% of the time), but sometimes I believe in using fists like words.

"With freinds like these who needs enemies"

[boywonder]

i bet ur fucking bad js get really stonned wasted, she;s a bitch for doin she anit worth gettin urslef beat up or anything like gettin into trouble. fuck her , plenty more girls out there itl take time to get over her and forget about it, shes a fucking bitch,' unles ur a pscho then i say take down the fag, but ud have already done that

[larghetto]

Why on earth would you need to be a pyscho to hurt a guy whos mocking (multiple times) you to your face, and stealing your girl (multiple times), taking advantage of her (multiple times), laughing at you (multiple times) (with her) because of it, and shaving off your eyebrow, christ (the only thing he hasnt done twice), i dont believe your actually thinking about other avenues for this.

I think you'd be a psycho not to do it.

So what if you get hurt in the process, yeah it might hurt a bit, but being punched in the face doesnt hurt THAT much. I don't think the guys going to get blood thirsty with you, or knife you or kill you, he'll just return the favour. I've seen quite a few fights and beleive me, unless the guys bloodthirsty (bear in mind you'll probably have people around you when you're fighting, probably even the general public, so i HIGHLY doubt it will go that far) then you'll be up and about with a swollen lip and a maybe a bruised eye - IF you lose.

Getting beaten up doesnt hurt that much, seriously. You'll look better getting beaten up and fighting for whats right than standing back like a fucking pussy and letting a guy walk ALL OVER YOU. I thought this would be obvious to most people but apparantly it isn't - I would think this would be second nature to protect your reputation and not to let it become one of a person who can be walked all over, mocked, boyed, and insulted without any response, of course I'm presuming your with people where this kind of thing would actually matter and they would gossip about this situation in future, this is the kind of thing that spreads.

I don't want to sound bad or anything - BUT THIS IS HOW IT IS. People gonna talk if you start acting like this and walking about with one eyebrow doing nothing about it.

THINK PEOPLE, THINK.

.....Or would you prefer to discuss it over tea and biscuits?

[The Brotherhood.]

no offense but WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKIN GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO AND BEAT HIS ASS.

i cant see why you didnt in the 1st place.if some guy did that to my girlfriend and my brow i would slit his achillies tendon.

[GHoSToKeR]

forgive and forget. learn from it.

[EverydayJunglist]

shes one of them "pass her around" chicks.Just wait your turn.Then rail the shit out of her!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Man thats some bullshit im sorry to hear happened to ya, haha im baked tho and loved the way you used fag for his name it was amazingly amusing, and the whole time reading it, i was in a dream like state just imaging that but yeah im still sorry to hear that dont you wish you could just kill everyone sometimes?
Well goodluck sry again
peace

[Puffin]

Personaly like i would of smashed him on the spot :rolleyes: and every time i would c him with her id thrash him again ...... :cool: thats the best way

[fortyoz420]

Dude, that girl is a serious slut. stay away from chicks like that. all they do is fuck with your head, then break your heart. take it from me, i know a TON of girls like that. Fag can't possibly be your friend after he shaved your eyebrow, fucked your girl, then made fun of you and made you look like a pussy. Here's what you do: knock fag the fuck out for shaving your eyebrow, or atleast do something similar to him, then let that shit go. that girl will eventually get bored with him and go fuck some other dude. trust me man you don't wanna be with girls like that anyway, they're nothing but trouble.

[Etrain]

Dude, I've been in that same position. (Excluding a few things, the eyebrow and the dead parents). Just stick with it, and FUCK THEM BOTH!

[OzzyOz]

taking advantage of your girl
wtf that's fucked up
especially you there
...

don't kill him, but beat his ass

[Hektik]

She sounds like a slut to me, so just hit it if you can/want. Everyone else is. Shouldn't player hate on your friend, it's not like she was your girlfriend (as far as i understand). But that guy does sound like a prick so if you feel the need to sock him up sock him up. :D

[LearyS Disciple]

If you don't want to be his friend anymore you could like shove his face into the ground and sit on his back and make him stay still while you shave off his eyebrow.

i know what u mean, but if his face is in the ground and youre sitting on his back, how are u gonna shave off his eyebrow unless they are on the back of his head? lol

[Stedric]

I'd just do his mom, talk about poetic justice. :D

[Bunkyhope]

aiighty then!! thanks for the advice guys, ur fucking champs! BUT if u thought it ended there, YOUR WRONG, there is sliiightly more to story that has happened since i posted the original...and no, i havnt yet beat his ass in...but its on the top of my "to do list"..........

PART 2

about 10minutes after i posted the original story, fag came online....he jsut casually asked what i was doing and i jsut told him nuthin...then hes like 'dude, im so sorry bout last ntie and all this shit'..and im like 'fuck off, u probly screwed her the minute u got through the door' and he said 'nah man, we went straight to bed, in different rooms'...and i was like 'fuck u, ur still a fag'...thats when he signed out.....5 mins later, ash signs in....she was all "hey, howsit going' and i just said 'ur an idiot, i bet u fucked him'....an then came a huuuuuge as convo of basically her saying how much she really likes me and how it was am mistake and she only wants to be friends with fag...she asked if she could come round later and i told her id really like that...this was at around 2pm......by 7pm i still hadnt heard from her (her phone battery was dead) so i rang one of my female friends who had been with her earlier and she said she was at a certain eprsons house....now this house is a bachelor pad with no less than 20 drunk/stoned horny teenagers at a time, and she was there, drunk and alone......so i rang one of the dues from the huse and he put her on the phone...she said she was sorry for not ocming to see me but she had a few too many drinks and couldnt move..so i said yeh yeh thats cool im gunna come round..and she said yeh please im bored....then one of my really good friends convinced me i was getting played....so he gave me a few shots and i decided not to follow her...on the way to my house we ran inot soome friends of mine who ahd jsut got a pound of heaps good bush from the coast...they gave me 3.5g for $20 which i was quite happy with (that had nuthing to do with he story, just an interesting side event)....anyways, we chilled at my joint half drunk from the sohts and at 11pm she calls me up..."im drunk, i dunno where i am, ive gotta come see you"....so she jummped into a random car and ended up on my doorstep 5min later...we hop on the lounge, she starts kissing me, and i dont deter...fast forward til 2am...weve been watching movies all nite with my friends, we hop into bed together, and instantly fall asleep.......we spent the next day together, then she went to work...i saw the next day when i was at work, she came to see me...then that nite she went to a big ass party out of town (invites for guys, open for girls) and i was gunnag o, but oculdnt get a way home and didnt wanna spend the nite... the next morning (today) i found out that she not only got with fag, and ANOTHER of my friends, but also a bunch of randoms aswell....so i fucked her right off....i saw her at work at basically ignored her..then she jsut casually sent me a heart filled message and im just like, ur an idiot, i thought u wanted something more, im gunna leave u to ur randoms, call me when u wise up a bit.........and now we're at the present time....

so!! thre story got even moooore fucked!!! yup, oh, and i told my parents how i was gunna kill fag, and tonite he just casually wlaked throgh the front door into my house and we all stared at him....i couldve killed him and my folks knew it to...
so do u guys reckon i should bash him even harder now??? fag told me that shes ocming to his 2morrow and asked me to come round...so im goin up there and im jsut gunna sit on the lounge and stare her down as she enters... ill keep u guys posted...

PS. ur comments about kiiling him hav made me feel so much better...hell yeh...thanx

[Kid Dynamite]

To be honest dude, the person who has caused all the trouble is that bitch. Keep away from that whore and youll be better off. However your buddy fag is also a jackass, and if you punch him in the face then hell be getting off lightly.


My diagnosis - Beat the hell out of him and keep away from that slut.

[Bunkyhope]

oh so tru!! but what do u guys think of an elaborate scheme to get back at her?? **insert imperial march tune here**....i mean, she still likes me heaps, (apparently) so why dont i beat her at her own game?? or is that just plain evil?

[tyrael]

Id say beat the guys ass, and dont waste your time with the girl, a girl like her is just a fuck shes not someone you would want to get into a relationship with.

[montyd]

stay well away from the girl she will fuck ur head up i no ive been there done that. as for ur so called m8 fuck him off he is a prick and not a m8.

[Not Enough Herb]

ok man heres what u do to both of them

fag:

kick the shit out of him. get a few buddies who hate this fag and stomp him till he learns not to fuck around anymore u no what im saying.

the slut:

tell her u like her blah blah blah, get her drunk as fuck, get her into bed, fuck the living shit out of her, cum all over her face, then boot her ass out naked and throw her clothes all over the road

lol well u can elaborate (sp?) on this but ya dude u gotta get revenge on both those fuckers cuz i know if sumone messed with my girl theyd b talking about it the next morning in the hospital :)...lol well not that far but u get the idea

DONT LET PPL WALK ON U!

im done

later

[F L E S H]

the slut:

tell her u like her blah blah blah, get her drunk as fuck, get her into bed, fuck the living shit out of her, cum all over her face, then boot her ass out naked and throw her clothes all over the road

I like it! :D

[Reggae Tonk]

dont talk to that lame girl anymore, slutty girls suck, you cant trust them, and yeah, kick that guy, but its not entirely his fault she a slut, its just his fault his low class, and then get blazed as a motherfucker, and go find yourself a cool girl,

[Etrain]

ok man heres what u do to both of them

fag:

kick the shit out of him. get a few buddies who hate this fag and stomp him till he learns not to fuck around anymore u no what im saying.

the slut:

tell her u like her blah blah blah, get her drunk as fuck, get her into bed, fuck the living shit out of her, cum all over her face, then boot her ass out naked and throw her clothes all over the road

lol well u can elaborate (sp?) on this but ya dude u gotta get revenge on both those fuckers cuz i know if sumone messed with my girl theyd b talking about it the next morning in the hospital :)...lol well not that far but u get the idea

DONT LET PPL WALK ON U!

im done

later

As appealing as that is, if you do that it will complicate problems. She'll get some guy she's fucking to come and fuck your shit up. I assure you of this.

[Not Enough Herb]

^yo dude shes a fuckin slut theyll be to busy gang banging her to coem fuck him up if he kicks that guys ass.

well its all up to him he can do whatever he wants put he should really stick up for himself or hes gonna get labled a pussy and hes never gonna get his dick wet and thats not fun

later

[Not Enough Herb]

^yo dude shes a fuckin slut theyll be to busy gang banging her to coem fuck him up if he fucks her and busts a nut in her eye.

well its all up to him he can do whatever he wants put he should really stick up for himself or hes gonna get labled a pussy and hes never gonna get his dick wet and thats not fun

later

[NowhereMan]

aiighty then!! thanks for the advice guys, ur fucking champs! BUT if u thought it ended there, YOUR WRONG, there is sliiightly more to story that has happened since i posted the original...and no, i havnt yet beat his ass in...but its on the top of my "to do list"..........

PART 2

about 10minutes after i posted the original story, fag came online....he jsut casually asked what i was doing and i jsut told him nuthin...then hes like 'dude, im so sorry bout last ntie and all this shit'..and im like 'fuck off, u probly screwed her the minute u got through the door' and he said 'nah man, we went straight to bed, in different rooms'...and i was like 'fuck u, ur still a fag'...thats when he signed out.....5 mins later, ash signs in....she was all "hey, howsit going' and i just said 'ur an idiot, i bet u fucked him'....an then came a huuuuuge as convo of basically her saying how much she really likes me and how it was am mistake and she only wants to be friends with fag...she asked if she could come round later and i told her id really like that...this was at around 2pm......by 7pm i still hadnt heard from her (her phone battery was dead) so i rang one of my female friends who had been with her earlier and she said she was at a certain eprsons house....now this house is a bachelor pad with no less than 20 drunk/stoned horny teenagers at a time, and she was there, drunk and alone......so i rang one of the dues from the huse and he put her on the phone...she said she was sorry for not ocming to see me but she had a few too many drinks and couldnt move..so i said yeh yeh thats cool im gunna come round..and she said yeh please im bored....then one of my really good friends convinced me i was getting played....so he gave me a few shots and i decided not to follow her...on the way to my house we ran inot soome friends of mine who ahd jsut got a pound of heaps good bush from the coast...they gave me 3.5g for $20 which i was quite happy with (that had nuthing to do with he story, just an interesting side event)....anyways, we chilled at my joint half drunk from the sohts and at 11pm she calls me up..."im drunk, i dunno where i am, ive gotta come see you"....so she jummped into a random car and ended up on my doorstep 5min later...we hop on the lounge, she starts kissing me, and i dont deter...fast forward til 2am...weve been watching movies all nite with my friends, we hop into bed together, and instantly fall asleep.......we spent the next day together, then she went to work...i saw the next day when i was at work, she came to see me...then that nite she went to a big ass party out of town (invites for guys, open for girls) and i was gunnag o, but oculdnt get a way home and didnt wanna spend the nite... the next morning (today) i found out that she not only got with fag, and ANOTHER of my friends, but also a bunch of randoms aswell....so i fucked her right off....i saw her at work at basically ignored her..then she jsut casually sent me a heart filled message and im just like, ur an idiot, i thought u wanted something more, im gunna leave u to ur randoms, call me when u wise up a bit.........and now we're at the present time....

so!! thre story got even moooore fucked!!! yup, oh, and i told my parents how i was gunna kill fag, and tonite he just casually wlaked throgh the front door into my house and we all stared at him....i couldve killed him and my folks knew it to...
so do u guys reckon i should bash him even harder now??? fag told me that shes ocming to his 2morrow and asked me to come round...so im goin up there and im jsut gunna sit on the lounge and stare her down as she enters... ill keep u guys posted...

PS. ur comments about kiiling him hav made me feel so much better...hell yeh...thanx


well im gonna say what every Man here is thinking,go ahead and kiss where thier dicks was,you have before and seem to like it.
she is party slut ,and your a fool thinking your gonna GET back at her,sheit she cares less,your a way to get a buzz or something ,sure as hell plain to me,she would fuck anyone or anyting at anytime,and you want her? jesus are you that lacking in self confidence you let some slut treat you like a idiot,USE you and ABUSE you and your not even getting any pussy,i get that you would kiss her ass for a smile,
wtf is wrong with ya
she is a peace of shit,and if you have anything to do with her
your a fucking moron

dont mean to sound so cruel but dam man you should grow some balls
dude like you kinda piss me off,GROW up some,have some pride or go ahead and marry her and come home one day and find her having a orgy with the ten guys who moved next door with weed and beer
GOOD fucking luck

[Encatuse]

Sadly, I agree with nowhereman.

Think of how much cum has been in that mouth next time you kiss it. Sounds like she's definately a party slut and you're definately getting played.

Don't even bother staring her down. Go ahead and beat the shit out of fag if it'll make you feel better, but don't go chasing her. It'd be stupid.

[Bunkyhope]

Ive come to a conclusion. the thing thats messing with my head isnt the girl...i fully dont care about her..its fag...even as im writing this, hes just casually talking to me...he told her that i called her a slut...which is funny becasue im the ONLY person that hasnt...so its no longer about her, its about him being such a tool....seriously, if u ever met him, ud understand my frustration...well, i think this is the end of this thread...if anything signifigant happens (like me beating his ass in with a piece of copper pipe) ill tell you....thanx anyways

[llamaman666]

To long, so you killed someone???

[amsterdam]

a women who cheats isnt worth a day in jail.

[maryjanemama]

Distance yourself from the both of them. No need to get heated, it will get you no where. Ash sounds like she has serious problems and fag does not sound like any kind of a friend.

No one can "steal your girl", she is a person, not property. You passed out (not your fault, not placing blame on you), so she got it from someone else. She's just a horny chick with alot of issues and fag took advantage of that. It's best that you learned the truth now instead of later.

[GHoSToKeR]

Distance yourself from the both of them. No need to get heated, it will get you no where. Ash sounds like she has serious problems and fag does not sound like any kind of a friend.

No one can "steal your girl", she is a person, not property. You passed out (not your fault, not placing blame on you), so she got it from someone else. She's just a horny chick with alot of issues and fag took advantage of that. It's best that you learned the truth now instead of later.
The smartest thing anybody has said in this whole thread! :)

[Climbing High]

agreed

[hardon]

haha i remember hearing or reading this somewhere (maybe on thse boards???) but it said something about how if a girl cheats on ya, you shouldnt get mad at the guy, cuz hes just doin what 99.9% of ALL guys try to do when drunk, which is get a piece of ass. the person you oughts kill is that bitch Ash. but then again fag was sposed to be your friend... hmm, i say kill them both. thats the only way. or, if your crazy kill *all* of fags family, but not him. hahahahahahahahaha.

[Climbing High]

except for the killing part you actually have a point, he was kind of doing what any drunk stupid guy would do.

[Bunkyhope]

well ive put the whole dilema behind me....last nite ANOTHER of my 'good friends' got with her...she also got wit 2 other dudes, one of which she fucked...i dont care, im trying to ignore the situation, but every1 keeps telling me to do something about it... i cant win...**sigh**...

[LearyS Disciple]

yeah just stay away from the bitch and stay away from fag. i would go all out and kill them or try to fight them. id just hang out with real friends and not get hurt over a chick

[spliffstar22]

Fag is fuckin around too much. And i think you should greet him at his house with a baseball bat, and beat the living shit outta him. As for the girl, fuck her(not literally)lol. Just tell her she's a cum-guzzling hoe bag and you don't want nothin to do with a hoe bag. She seems like your regular slutty girl, just can't get enough dick. She won't change, so don't waste your time with her. Find a different girl, that is only your slut, not everyone in town's slut...

[Not Enough Herb]

bunky listen man, u dont wanna go around hitting ppl with weapons for a couple of reasons:

1. u look like a pussy for not fighting with fists
2. ull get in a lot of shit if u get caught
3. ull look like a pussy

just fuckin put ur fists up and fuck fag up just for being one of the most retarded kids ive ever heard about. and for the girl, bust a nut in her eye and tell her if u ever see her stupid slutty bitch ass cum guzzling, dick sucking piece of shit face that u will kill her and everyone else in a 10 yard radius....that way this stupid bitch will leave u alone and stop fuckin with ur head.

find a new girl and a new friend...good luck bunky

later

[McCauley Caulkin]

this thread makes McCauley Caulkin think of two famous quotes:

"you snooze you lose" and

"bros over hoes"

with these two quotes all your questions will be answered

[mellow mood]

dont beat him, kill him

[Encatuse]

dont beat him, kill him

To the court I would like to present exhibit C in my case against Mellow Mood as to why his name is a misrepresentation of his personality.

[mellow mood]

dude i tought u could undestand so much humour. that was a joke, a JOKE!!!!!! stop man your makin me freakin out. and im not high, so im not mellow :( lol

[Creeper]

Id wait till hes passed out and then piss in his fuckin ear (causes severe ear infections, had it happen to me at a party when I passed out in a snow bank and someone pissed off the porch, kind of like in american pie, except in my ear) cause real friends wouldnt fuck around with a girl they know you like and dont even talk to that bitch anymore, ignore her, that will prolly drive her fuckin mad works for me anyhoo. Theres plenty of fish in the sea....trust me.

[Edd]

shit in fags pillow, drop that ash girl is all i can saw really, she sounds more trouble than she is worth

[Bunkyhope]

well in short...its really awkward for me to ignore ash because we work together, and she always hunts me down, wherever i may be....since my last post on the subject, i couldve got with her several times, but have steered away from it...like u guys said to...ive also had chances with some of her best (hot) friends, but figure theyre all the same...she still flirts with me non-stop, so i figure that next time were drunk together, ill bone her ass, then kick her into the gutter...and as for fag, well, every1 thinks hes dick more than they did before....i tried to hit him like u guys said, but everytime i confronted him, he pissed off home... so all in all, i tihnk the situation is as sorted as itll ever be, and im jst gunna paly it like it comes...word

[Hektik]

well in short...its really awkward for me to ignore ash because we work together, and she always hunts me down, wherever i may be....since my last post on the subject, i couldve got with her several times, but have steered away from it...like u guys said to...ive also had chances with some of her best (hot) friends, but figure theyre all the same...she still flirts with me non-stop, so i figure that next time were drunk together, ill bone her ass, then kick her into the gutter...and as for fag, well, every1 thinks hes dick more than they did before....i tried to hit him like u guys said, but everytime i confronted him, he pissed off home... so all in all, i tihnk the situation is as sorted as itll ever be, and im jst gunna paly it like it comes...word
nice man, sounds like everything is going to be alright :cool:

[slipknotpsycho]

for the girl just leave her alone man...if they'll fuck you over once they'll do it again trust me....and as for fag, i would waittil my dog takes a really nice shit make all cool with him have him come over and get really drunk...only you stay a lil more sober you're gonna have to out drink him.....then like shove the shit in his face after he's passed out....THEN shave off his eyebrow so he knows YOU did it.....also for some added class you could smoke a blunt and use his mouth as an ashtraybut leave the roach there....

[professer evil]

everybodys tellin u now to forgt the girl and kill fag....

fuck that shit man,you need to take your time and play the long game,u cant let people play with ur heart,that shit fucks u up for life,its worse than any beating anybody could ever give you.

act like shits all cool with you and fag and dont talk to that fuckin sperm bank anymore,you need to spike fags drink one nite and when hes out u can do watever u want and take pics and shit,mayb take puts of ur dick rubbin against his lips,u can get creative and then do what u want with the pics,,

or else: spend about 2 or 3 hundred quid on herion or crack and plant that shit in his crib and either tel the cops hes dealing or tell his parents hes a junkie and get him kicked out of his crib and let him live on the streets with that slut.

u cant let this go with just a few slaps for fag, make it ur mission to sort it out even if it takes a year,

u could also spike that slut one nite (im sure youd get a chance somehow at one of the parties)then wen shes nocked out strip her and throw her down an alley and let the hobos fuck her,

or else while shes still nocked out inject her with heroin and have her craving that shit and leave her in the gutter with her new habbit.

if thats too much for u the im sue u could find sum way of settin her up at work and gettin her sacked,then she will have no job and no house,id give her 2 weeks before shes charging people for sex

dont just let it go,ur 2 involved now for that

[Euphoric]

i'd suggest venting your anger towards something productive, keeping in mind..what goes around, comes around...