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wannagethigh
04-18-2005, 12:50 AM
So last night i go to see this girl and we had no house or real comfortable place to be alone. So we just went in the back of my car and I only planned on hu w/ her (didn't think anything else would happen in the backseat) until she asked me if I had my condoms. Of course i'm always prepared for the best so i'm like ya and seconds later we go at it. This is my second time ever having sex and it was the second time with her (so ya i've only had sex with her) and the last time we fucked I came after like 20 mins and she didn't come but said if I kept going for a little longer she would have. Well last night I almost busted after two minutes but slowed down for a sec as to not have premature ejaculation (I seem to have pretty good control) and then kept on going. After 5 minutes of fucking really hard she came, but I didn;t. She kept asking me if I was almost there every for the next to minutes after she came until she said the four letter word STOP. So, because i'm a respectful guy I stop and say whats the matter. Shes like I already came (which I knew she did from her shivering and and moaning) and it hurts too much now. I later found out that this mean that she dried up after cumming and it hurt because she wasn't still really wet (even though the outside of the condom was sopping when I pulled out). SO she felt bad and tried to go me head. After about a minute she started gagging and spit up, which I must say was one of the biggest turn offs. She said my precum tasted too bad. Anyway sorry to drag the story on, but I drove home and eventually went to sleep with the worst case of blue balls I ever had.

wannagethigh
04-18-2005, 01:20 AM
btw I really dont know what the point was in posting this, but basically blue balls really sucks.

Not Enough Herb
04-18-2005, 01:31 AM
bummer dude

down with blue balls

later

Stedric
04-18-2005, 01:32 AM
I wonder what you ate to make your precum taste that bad.

wannagethigh
04-18-2005, 01:50 AM
she said it tasted like salty fish chum...I had hot an omelette with spinach and a hot dog (not together) earlier that day.

Stedric
04-18-2005, 02:05 AM
A word of advice that should fix your problem;

Strawberries.

jacquelyne
04-18-2005, 04:24 AM
I dont think that she actually did cum sorry to say because she would have been wetter than when u started and it would have hurt her less.Maybe you penis is too big for her and it was sore and getting dry and she didnt want to hurt your feelings and ask you to stop.

OreO
04-18-2005, 05:37 AM
it was the condom she tasted not the precum, happened wit my girl and I too

ludacris420
04-18-2005, 09:56 AM
best case for blueballs is too just jack off man

jadeius
04-18-2005, 12:19 PM
I'm gonna agree with stedric...strawberries....also cucumbers (notice how it has the word "cum" right in it)...cucumbers have sugars like strawberries, but the sugars in cucumbers aren't as acidic, so your cum won't be so strong, but sweet.

As far as blue balls, well, yeah, jack off dude....if she cums before you, don't have her give you head after you've had a condom on....another reason your precum tasted so bad was because it had been heated up after sitting in there for so long....it gets really wet and sticky and nasty when it gets hot...that's why your cum gets clearer and clearer the longer you wait to cum....sperm die in heat...so if you don't get to cum, just have her put a little lube or spit on your cock and have her jack you off...maybe, MAYBE, if she's into it, cum on her, but WIPE IT UP FOR HER...

wannagethigh
04-18-2005, 11:55 PM
I dont think that she actually did cum sorry to say because she would have been wetter than when u started and it would have hurt her less.Maybe you penis is too big for her and it was sore and getting dry and she didnt want to hurt your feelings and ask you to stop.

She definatly came and she was definatly wet. I honestly dont know why she said she got dry (like 7 mins after she came) because the condom was wet when I took it out, but she wasn't liking it for some reason after 12 mins or so, so I respected her and stopped. But i'm sure she came, its too bad I didn't.

Ya, then when I got home i jacked off and the pain was still there. I also asked if she would jack me off and she wasn't into that.

jadeius
04-19-2005, 01:03 PM
Well, she's young, give her time...it'll work out as you guys progress together

Kid Dynamite
04-19-2005, 05:09 PM
girls get sensitive after the orgasm...it probably want so much dry but justa ll round sensitive and uncomfortable.

GHoSToKeR
04-19-2005, 11:07 PM
yeah, that dudes right, i think it was the spermicide and stuff inside the condom that tasted bad