manly suicide

[Toffee]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide


hahaha it is interesting

[Edgar]

I read it, I can't unread it. (though i wish i could)

[mellow mood]

kinda stupid. i wouldnt laught at ppl tryin to suicide or even give em ideas....

[larghetto]

One of maddox's hidden pages:
http://maddox.xmission.com/s.txt

His humor actually stops a lot of people from comminting suicide.
And frankly if your going to kill yourself over a website:

From maddox: http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi

In response to a hatemail about his page:

You know Richard, or is it alright if I call you Dick? You know Dick, I thought long and hard about posting that suicide article after I wrote it. I thought that there might be, as you suggested, people who would "listen to the bull crap" I'm saying. Then I eventually decided that anyone who would come to my page and read that article, and then take it seriously enough to end their lives has problems more serious than depression: the problem they have is Stupid. Stupid is a very serious disease, and judging by your email you might have it; you should check with someone. Here are some symptoms of Stupid:

# You're a business major.
# You own a $15,000 dollar car with racing stripes on it.
# You send email to strangers babbling about their web page because you think taking a 1000 level psychology course in a community college gives you the right to talk out of your ass.
# You think that sitting in meetings at work is productive.
# You kill yourself over a web page.

If people who read my site end up killing themselves over it, then you have to wonder how long they would have lived in the first place.

I mean, seriously, if you're that much of a brain dead dolt that you're going to be coaxed into taking your life because of some stupid shit someone writes on his personal page, then it would have only been a matter of time before your dumbass did something stupid like wandering out into traffic or falling out of your chair, hitting your head on the edge of your desk and bleeding to death. Anyone that stupid probably shouldn't be living. Trust me on this one, I'm doing you a favor. These are the same people who hold up traffic, pay with checks, listen to Enya, and delete all the files on their computer and then wonder why it stops working.

Hey Dick, don't you think it's a bit hypocritical to send me an email telling me to stop being "such a critic"? You know that your email is full of criticism, right? Do they teach you how not to be a moron in your pshycology class? Exactly what field of study is pshycology? Is it anything like psychology, moron? What's the deal with your email anyway, are you 12 or something? If you want me to stop cussing, then why did you use the phrase "bull crap" instead of bullshit? It has the same meaning, except you sound like a pussy when you say "bull crap." Nobody cares if you say shit, least of all me. You remind me of all those pussies who write "sh*t" as if it's somehow less offensive to read than the actual word. Listen Dick, I'm going to do you a favor and give you some advice. It would be in your best interest to take my advice because I know everything.

[Epic]

I used to like this guy but more and more his updates have gotten less funny. Just dont see them as comedic any longer.

Not raggin on the guy though, I know hes still funny to some people.

[JSTA]

I don't think it's funny at all personally, but whatever floats your boat.

[larghetto]

Toffee, another one you might like
http://www.fat-pie.com/flash.htm - watch salad fingers/spoilsbury and a few others, valentines is quite funny too. READ DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP.
1st one at this address http://fat-pie.com/salad.htm - warning quite dark.
www.ninjapirate.com - the diet coke of maddox.

For those who don't like nasty stuff
www.weebl.jolt.co.uk - The adventures of Weebl and Bob.

[larghetto]

Milkman (http://fatpie.com/milkman.htm) (from the same site)
DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU DO NOT LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE GOING ON MURDERING RAMPAGES - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (It's even underlined - so it's really your fault if you watch it.)

Granted its flash, but some people still get scared - I'm not surprised.