loveblunts
04-28-2010, 08:04 PM
hey guys... i just took my test.. and let me tell you.. what a day.
i woke up, and started to drink lots of fluids, following somewhat N2's method as a last resort.
so i go in and buy the B2.. take 3 tablets, then tried to contact my friend to get his urine to sub... he doesnt reply. then i go looking for my other friend... and he gives me his pee and its not very little, he said "i couldnt pee anymore than this".. and then i drive off... then he texts me saying "oh shtt, i smoked a toke last friday" im like FCKKK here we go again...
so buy a home drug test on the way back.. test 4 diff things including THC and opiates... he used to be on prescription vicodin so i wanted to be sure it was clean.. and it was.
fill the bottle up with his piss, put it in the sink with hot water... temp goes up to 94-95F according to the strip on the bottle.
i stick a heat pad then drive to the lab.
before i get there i check temp again around 94-95. shove it down my pants btwn 2 tighty whities.
i go in.. all calm fill out rest of form. drink a little water.
lab tech tells me to rinse my hands without soap, fill the cup up to a certain mark, not to flush, and wash my hands... and when done to come back to him.
i was surprised they didnt ask me to empty pockets.
i go in the bathroom. forgot to check temp.. fill the cup first its nice and bubbly.
then i needed to pee in the toilet.. and here sht all gets loose. my dingdong was deformed because the bottle was shoved next to it LOL.. so i start to piss.. and piss goes EVERYWHERE... im going FCK FCK IM DUDDD.
and on top of that, my piss is GREEN from the B2.. not yellow, not dark yellow, fckin green.
so i say im fcked if they check the piss in the toilet and compare it to the sample, which was yellow.
so i wipe sht down then come out.
he splits sample.. then he starts checkin for temp.
he goes "oh...." waits a bit.. "hmm" meanwhile i shitting my fckiin heart and balls out.
then he goes "oh there we go"
marks the specimen as within temp and seals and makes me initial the crap. then tells me to pour rest of piss in the toilet and flush... i go "FCK YES" in my head ofc, i go to the bathroom pour that shit quick and flush it before anyone sees the green piss.
and i go off my way...
im still a little nervous from that temp thing, but i checked my carbon copy and he has checked 'YES' next to specimen between 90-100F.
no other notes were written under 'REMARK' so im guessing im good?
sorry for the long, bad grammar story... but i had to let it out, and i feel so fckin good right now. this sht has been bugging me for a month and a half, and now... its hopefully over.
i thank everyone that commented and answered my questions... even when my questions were dumb and stupid. i will stick around and help the others out with wat i know.
and now... its time to fckin roll a BLUNT :S5:
i woke up, and started to drink lots of fluids, following somewhat N2's method as a last resort.
so i go in and buy the B2.. take 3 tablets, then tried to contact my friend to get his urine to sub... he doesnt reply. then i go looking for my other friend... and he gives me his pee and its not very little, he said "i couldnt pee anymore than this".. and then i drive off... then he texts me saying "oh shtt, i smoked a toke last friday" im like FCKKK here we go again...
so buy a home drug test on the way back.. test 4 diff things including THC and opiates... he used to be on prescription vicodin so i wanted to be sure it was clean.. and it was.
fill the bottle up with his piss, put it in the sink with hot water... temp goes up to 94-95F according to the strip on the bottle.
i stick a heat pad then drive to the lab.
before i get there i check temp again around 94-95. shove it down my pants btwn 2 tighty whities.
i go in.. all calm fill out rest of form. drink a little water.
lab tech tells me to rinse my hands without soap, fill the cup up to a certain mark, not to flush, and wash my hands... and when done to come back to him.
i was surprised they didnt ask me to empty pockets.
i go in the bathroom. forgot to check temp.. fill the cup first its nice and bubbly.
then i needed to pee in the toilet.. and here sht all gets loose. my dingdong was deformed because the bottle was shoved next to it LOL.. so i start to piss.. and piss goes EVERYWHERE... im going FCK FCK IM DUDDD.
and on top of that, my piss is GREEN from the B2.. not yellow, not dark yellow, fckin green.
so i say im fcked if they check the piss in the toilet and compare it to the sample, which was yellow.
so i wipe sht down then come out.
he splits sample.. then he starts checkin for temp.
he goes "oh...." waits a bit.. "hmm" meanwhile i shitting my fckiin heart and balls out.
then he goes "oh there we go"
marks the specimen as within temp and seals and makes me initial the crap. then tells me to pour rest of piss in the toilet and flush... i go "FCK YES" in my head ofc, i go to the bathroom pour that shit quick and flush it before anyone sees the green piss.
and i go off my way...
im still a little nervous from that temp thing, but i checked my carbon copy and he has checked 'YES' next to specimen between 90-100F.
no other notes were written under 'REMARK' so im guessing im good?
sorry for the long, bad grammar story... but i had to let it out, and i feel so fckin good right now. this sht has been bugging me for a month and a half, and now... its hopefully over.
i thank everyone that commented and answered my questions... even when my questions were dumb and stupid. i will stick around and help the others out with wat i know.
and now... its time to fckin roll a BLUNT :S5: