View Full Version : how will you die?
HeLTeR.SKeLTeR
04-12-2005, 07:36 AM
no one knows.... except this test!
link (http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/die/quiz.html)
Rarrr
04-12-2005, 07:45 AM
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!
Thats apparently how im gonna die. 4 months and 7 days till my demise... muhahahaha >: D
Congratulations, You will...
Burn to Death
(you have 6 years and 14 days to live, from the date you read this)
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.
Hahaha wot a pleasant site - Thx for that :D
LOVElife
04-12-2005, 10:53 AM
Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress... bling bling
LOVElife
04-12-2005, 10:54 AM
(you have 2 years 6 months and 13 days to live, from the date you read this
FU**
ermitonto
04-12-2005, 11:39 AM
Congratulations, You will...
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.
haggard bong
04-12-2005, 11:53 AM
I'd decided that I was going to die of a heroin overdose, but apparently I'll die of natural causes. Bullshit, that's not fun enough.
NowhereMan
04-12-2005, 12:04 PM
Congratulations, You will...
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.
we need to talk about livin
cuase,
man
i think it said,
shit your still here
someone messed up and your on borrowed time please deposit your childrens souls for the next 3 minuntes
you will soon suffer a homocide and die of lead poison spread by some drunk hillbilly without a brain shooting at bigfoot
you will soon suffer a homocide and die of lead poison spread by some drunk hillbilly without a brain shooting at bigfoot
LMAO Z :D
Bigfoot, eh? Get a pic, pleeeeeeease :o ~lol~
Syrus
04-12-2005, 12:37 PM
"Congratulations, You will...
Die of natural causes"
Wheres the fun in that?
az666
04-12-2005, 01:36 PM
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!......ohhh and what a lovely picture...
i only have 4 months to live! how depressing....i might end it sooner...that would show them!
Reefer Rogue
04-12-2005, 03:37 PM
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.
RIP ODB
04-12-2005, 03:42 PM
I'm in the same boat as reefer rogue - I will die of natural causes someday.
amsterdam
04-12-2005, 03:48 PM
only pussies die a natural death,LOL.
Edgar
04-12-2005, 03:59 PM
first it said im gonna have a stroke, but when i changed my last answer to are you fucking drunk, instead of fuck it because either one would be the right answer, it said I'd burn to death during one of my well known sex romps. =P
daZenfmeister
04-12-2005, 04:01 PM
AWww i get to commit suicide.
powair
04-12-2005, 04:20 PM
I already know how I'm gonna die, because I'm going to do it myself. Heroin overdose.:)
bigdaddy420
04-12-2005, 04:21 PM
Mine said I was going to die in a car accident. "The last thing you remember is being thrown through your windshield and face first into the hitch of the truck in front of you. Doing 80 in a 25 zone might have seemed impressive to the girl in the passengers seat....to bad she died as well." I got 2 years to live too.
Rachel, don't be nuts! Live a good long life and don't die until you've had a chance to live.
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The Piper
04-12-2005, 09:51 PM
suicide well i guess im goin2 have 2 go do it now,im goin up on my roof lol
I don't answer those questionaires anymore; the last time I did I got fixed up with this crazy redhead who tried to suffocate me with her butt, and used up all my ammo on the target range, greedy broad. I realized she had some slight character flaws when she asked me to shoot her cat, which was not too badly damaged at the time. I told her I don't like to kill things, and I don't like things to kill me, and feel that this was the point where she'd lost interest in the whole affair.
I don't think I'll be allowed to die for a while; I was born 53 years ago; but I'm still 18, much to my surprise. If I actually do die, I probably won't notice it for quite some time.
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A Foo Says
04-12-2005, 10:08 PM
Congratulations, You will...
Be Murdered
(you have 2 years 6 months and 13 days to live, from the date you read this)
Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress... bling bling
Bling bling bitches.
Sensi Super Skunk
04-12-2005, 10:16 PM
To die of natural causes. I took it two friggin' times and it still came out that way!
youngster420
04-12-2005, 10:45 PM
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.
larghetto
04-13-2005, 04:58 PM
Heh, interesting, that the kind of thoughts i have about my second school:
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!
Hated that school.
jacquelyne
04-14-2005, 12:43 AM
whata surprise
" natural causes "
kroncheez
04-16-2005, 04:54 PM
I will live FOREVER!
HAHAHA!
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