There is no way I can pass...

[beerts]

I have an interview Monday for a job that has a pre employment/post offer drug screening. Its with a security company that works with multiple other companies.

There is no way I can pass it so I'm going to substitute. Since its a security company, what do you think the chances of it being an observed test are? Its not federal in any way.

Do you think it will work? going to the head shop to buy some kind of substitute tomorrow... what kind do you all recommend by recent experience?

Also.... In the application I said I would "submit and pass to a drug screening" what are the reprecussions of them finding me with/finding out I was substituting? Would they be able to charge me for the test?

Thanks for all your help!

[rudolfj427]

Well what I do to pass piss test is this, find someone that has clean piss pay them $10 to piss in a condom for you and tie it around your balls and when your ready poke a hole in the condom and piss in the test. Simple and easy.

[loveblunts]

Well what I do to pass piss test is this, find someone that has clean piss pay them $10 to piss in a condom for you and tie it around your balls and when your ready poke a hole in the condom and piss in the test. Simple and easy.

how do u keep it warm?
im trying the hand warmer thing.. either this hand warmers sucks... or this sht isnt getting up to right temp lol.

[killerweed420]

I have an interview Monday for a job that has a pre employment/post offer drug screening. Its with a security company that works with multiple other companies.

There is no way I can pass it so I'm going to substitute. Since its a security company, what do you think the chances of it being an observed test are? Its not federal in any way.

Do you think it will work? going to the head shop to buy some kind of substitute tomorrow... what kind do you all recommend by recent experience?

Also.... In the application I said I would "submit and pass to a drug screening" what are the reprecussions of them finding me with/finding out I was substituting? Would they be able to charge me for the test?

Thanks for all your help!

Synthetic will work fine. I use Quickfix but there are others that work fine too.

[ChronicCloset]

Synthetic will work fine. I use Quickfix but there are others that work fine too.

Quoted for Truth, Used QF 2 weeks ago and passed with flying colors!