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[stltosd]

Alright guys I thought I would do this drug testing deal and share what I am doing, I would love to get some feedback and advice and I will update you guys on my results.

I am 26, 6 ft, 180 lbs, 10-11 percent body fat. I lift weights frequently but do not do a whole lot of cardio. I have 3-4 smoke sessions throughout the day usually (medical user)

Today is Friday, I took a hit this morning and then found out I am going to be drug tested for a new job I am taking in sales, most likely Tuesday maybe a little later. I am not going to smoke again until after I get my results. Here is what I am planning to do to pass, please offer tips if you guys have any.

Drink shitloads of water between now and then. Also going to be doing lots of cardio to inhibit sweating, as well as spending some time in the Sauna at my gym. The cleanser that I am leaning towards is Royal Flush. This is only because the dispensary I frequent reccomended it

As for tesing day, I am going to follow the instructions listed on the box, as well as starting my stream in the toilet before peeing in the cup.


For the most part, I feel fairly confident because of my lack of body fat and willingness to damn near kill myself over the next four to five days getting ready for this. Please let me know what else I can do to help further my chances!

[SWIZ420]

IMO, you'd be better off to sub. It's a pre-employment screening so you won't be observed. Go get some QuickFix 5.7 and you won't have to stress about peeing dirty.

[Deige]

Alright guys I thought I would do this drug testing deal and share what I am doing, I would love to get some feedback and advice and I will update you guys on my results.

I am 26, 6 ft, 180 lbs, 10-11 percent body fat. I lift weights frequently but do not do a whole lot of cardio. I have 3-4 smoke sessions throughout the day usually (medical user)

Today is Friday, I took a hit this morning and then found out I am going to be drug tested for a new job I am taking in sales, most likely Tuesday maybe a little later. I am not going to smoke again until after I get my results. Here is what I am planning to do to pass, please offer tips if you guys have any.

Drink shitloads of water between now and then. Also going to be doing lots of cardio to inhibit sweating, as well as spending some time in the Sauna at my gym. The cleanser that I am leaning towards is Royal Flush. This is only because the dispensary I frequent reccomended it

As for tesing day, I am going to follow the instructions listed on the box, as well as starting my stream in the toilet before peeing in the cup.


For the most part, I feel fairly confident because of my lack of body fat and willingness to damn near kill myself over the next four to five days getting ready for this. Please let me know what else I can do to help further my chances!

Yes subbing would be your best bet if you won't be observed. Quick Fix synthetic urine is 100% effective if you maintain the right temperature.

As for your flushing regimen... Your way off on how to rid your body of THCA. Drinking shitloads of water days before a test does you no good. Sweating and sitting in a sauna will also do you no good. Your on the right track with the exercise. Eating a high fiber diet(or taking Metamucil) will help you to shed some THCA metabolites through your colon. These two things and time alone are the only way to get clean.

As for the detox drink... Nothing more than a sham to empty your wallet. N2's dilution method is cheaper and more effective. Read the Dilution and Substitution threads at the top of the drug testing forum for all the information you'll need.

[stltosd]

I appreciate the feedback guys. I considered the synthetic urine route but dismissed it because I will also be getting a physical and wouldn't want to worry about the doctor doing the physical finding it.

What is N2?

[Deige]

I appreciate the feedback guys. I considered the synthetic urine route but dismissed it because I will also be getting a physical and wouldn't want to worry about the doctor doing the physical finding it.

What is N2?

He's the thread poster of the Dilution and Substitution methods.

[stltosd]

Great info over there! I will now be using N2's method as well as taking a flusher. I know it is most likely a waste of money but I am a paranoid and nervous person and I don't mind throwing away a few bucks.

[Burnt Toast]

Great info over there! I will now be using N2's method as well as taking a flusher. I know it is most likely a waste of money but I am a paranoid and nervous person and I don't mind throwing away a few bucks.Since those magic detox potions are nothing but bottled diluters, using both the N2 method and the magic potion will increase the likelihood of the urine sample being ruled "too-diluted".

Youre better off sticking with the N2 method.

[demoreal]

Great info over there! I will now be using N2's method as well as taking a flusher. I know it is most likely a waste of money but I am a paranoid and nervous person and I don't mind throwing away a few bucks.
Burnt Toast: thats the feeling I was talking about back then.
Good luck stltosd!!! hope averything goes well.

[stltosd]

So took the test today. My specific gravity was 1.000. I don't know the results of the test other than that. Do you feel that this will warrant a retest. Also, would they tell me right away if a retest for too dilluted would be required?