court in a week possible piss test

[me0144]

so i've heard if you're a chronic smoker, it stays in your system up to 10 weeks. found out i have court in a week and have been smoking 4-5 bowls a day. i'm only 5'0 and weigh about 90 lbs but i smoke at least 4 bowls a day. i've been sitting in a sauna a couple times...what are the chances of getting clean for me? i have an incredibly fast metabolism..and i don't know when or if there is a drug test..i'm looking at unsupervised probabtion with possible random drug testing and just want to be on the safe side, any ideas? i would try the dilution method but i'm not sure when they would plan on testing me..i have court at 2 pm. any input would be greatly appreciated.

[me0144]

oh and i was wondering about bleach..i would rather not try but was curious to know what other people know about swallowing a cap of it before a piss test..

[chameleon3131]

Others can advise you better about how to pass your test, but I can tell you DO NOT DRINK BLEACH! This will do nothing to help with your test and could put you in the emergency room!

[redtails]

Others can advise you better about how to pass your test, but I can tell you DO NOT DRINK BLEACH! This will do nothing to help with your test and could put you in the emergency room!

For sure! It'll make you puke and dry heave so bad you'll just want to die...