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pentigram
03-26-2010, 10:53 PM
What is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you while high

BlueBlazer
03-27-2010, 07:11 AM
Maybe not the craziest thing, but like something from a Cheech and Chong movie.

I was on terminal leave from the AF visiting my cousin. I hadn't been high in 20 years. Ended up smoking some really good bud with him and I smoked a little more than I probably should have. We had to leave right after that and we took off in our rental car. I was so high that I couldn't even talk because my mind would wander off and I'd forget what I was even talking about. Suddenly the cotton mouth hit me. I felt like I hadn't had a drink in weeks. I quickly grabbed the can of pop that was sitting in the drink holder and started chugging.

The taste of ashes reminded me that I wasn't chugging a soda, I was chugging the can we were using for an ash tray since the car didn't have one. That made me a bit green and increased my cotton mouth x 10. When we got to the hotel room, I bolted for the bathroom and drank water right out of the tap.

Great entertainment for the wifey. :D

stra8outtaWeed
03-27-2010, 08:03 AM
i got married!!!!:wtf:

Podge_Boro
03-27-2010, 09:35 AM
i got married!!!!:wtf:

hahahaha
made me laugh my ass off

Ub3rB0ng
03-27-2010, 05:18 PM
Maybe not the craziest thing, but like something from a Cheech and Chong movie.

I was on terminal leave from the AF visiting my cousin. I hadn't been high in 20 years. Ended up smoking some really good bud with him and I smoked a little more than I probably should have. We had to leave right after that and we took off in our rental car. I was so high that I couldn't even talk because my mind would wander off and I'd forget what I was even talking about. Suddenly the cotton mouth hit me. I felt like I hadn't had a drink in weeks. I quickly grabbed the can of pop that was sitting in the drink holder and started chugging.

The taste of ashes reminded me that I wasn't chugging a soda, I was chugging the can we were using for an ash tray since the car didn't have one. That made me a bit green and increased my cotton mouth x 10. When we got to the hotel room, I bolted for the bathroom and drank water right out of the tap.

Great entertainment for the wifey. :D


Poor fella.ive had a friend do that before.Definatly not something I want to experience.

BlueBlazer
03-27-2010, 08:12 PM
Poor fella.ive had a friend do that before.Definatly not something I want to experience.

I wouldn't recommend. :S2:

It's all good. Now it's funny . . . then . . . not so much.

pentigram
03-27-2010, 11:53 PM
Wow. Thats all I can say :D

zeppelin08
04-07-2010, 02:13 AM
Similar thing happened to a friend of mine while we were on the way back to school after a weekend of partying, except it was a half full spit bottle i had been using for the 6 hours we had been driving!

the craziest thing that has ever happened to me is one time when i was chilling over at a friends house. We were just sitting around, maybe 20 minutes after 3 of us killed 4 roors full of some northern lights, when the fucking swat team busted in the door next to ours (it was a duplex, the door they broke in was about 10 feet away from where we were sitting).

i heard them order everyone on the ground, bring dogs in, all kinds of shit. and they never even stepped over to our place to check on us. We all thought that they were going to smell it and bust in at any minute arresting us as well, but they never did.

Turns out the guy next door had been selling heroin out of the house. We had seen him, but as you can imagine, us college aged mild mannered stoners never bothered to say hello to the creapy ass man next door. he never made a noise or bothered us so we just left him alone.

I still remember the shock of what just happened after we saw the cops pull off...

redtails
04-07-2010, 03:32 AM
Oh god, I'd have a heart attack after that one!

Craziest thing that happened to me was I passed out for 3 days. I remember smoking a few bowls with a friend just after getting up one day, then I went back to sleep after he left. I woke up again sometime and answered the door for these two girls that lived a few doors down, then everything went black like I was asleep again. I woke up and my phone had 17 new voicemails from people asking where I was. The worst part was I found a used condom laying next to me on the bed but I don't know what happened! All I know is my butt wasn't sore if that's what you're thinking!

Micsog
04-07-2010, 03:55 AM
O.B.E OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE i was 14 and it was my first encounter with dank nugs i was dared to rip a gravity bong bowl full in one hit an I did suddenly i fell back on the couch an felt like i was on a roller coaster on a downward
spiral everyone started yelling at me lets go man hurry up next thing i remember i was walking in a group down the street but i was watching myself walk like in a movie and i kept snapping in an out of it i woul take a breath an say
"OH DAMN" and i'd be fine for a second an then go back to watching myself walk some more this went on as we walked till we arrived at my cousins house
and passed out in the middle of the floor

this was the only time it ever happened nowa days i wish i could get that high again

BlueBlazer
04-07-2010, 09:11 PM
the craziest thing that has ever happened to me is one time when i was chilling over at a friends house. We were just sitting around, maybe 20 minutes after 3 of us killed 4 roors full of some northern lights, when the fucking swat team busted in the door next to ours (it was a duplex, the door they broke in was about 10 feet away from where we were sitting).

i heard them order everyone on the ground, bring dogs in, all kinds of shit. and they never even stepped over to our place to check on us. We all thought that they were going to smell it and bust in at any minute arresting us as well, but they never did.

LMAO, that's like something out of a Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic.

ForgetClassC
04-07-2010, 09:21 PM
Driving to school, hitting a bowl, two cars infront of me act like big guys, one ends up flipping a truck.....all happening one car length infront of me while hitting my bowl......crazy.........

-C

JohnnyZ
04-07-2010, 09:51 PM
Smoking a bowl while driving is one of the many skills I possess. I have perfected packing and lighting a bowl without looking at it.

One time me and my mate Scotty got incredibly gone and started to munch, we killed 1 kg of peanut butter and a 4L of milk before we noticed. That was crazy.

hollowprophet
04-08-2010, 09:32 PM
About 6 years ago I was living in Australia, had a Hungarian expat friend with a NICE boat, nothing too fancy but a good diving rig. We went out initially intending to go spearfishing but couldn't find any food fish worth the trouble, so we decided to get baked and drive the boat out to a nearby reef instead. Parked the boat, blaaaaaazed, maybe twenty minutes later I decided to go snorkeling on the reef...
Well it turned out that I was RIGHT in the spot where a large group of (harmless) cannonball jellyfish were "swarming", hundreds of them. It's weird enough to go swimming in the warm West Australian ocean and be surrounded by sea critters, it's another thing to be stoned out of your gourd while doing it, and the whole time little wriggly balls of jello are bumping into you and poking you with tentacles... :eek:

redtails
04-08-2010, 10:17 PM
Hah, reminds me of when the sea turtle was trying to eat my toes in Maui. Thankfully I wasn't baked or I might have lost a few.

Islandborn
04-09-2010, 12:45 AM
Solo Skydiving after having to pack my own chute for the first time.

Micsog
04-09-2010, 10:03 PM
Solo Skydiving after having to pack my own chute for the first time.

you won't catch me jumping out of a perfectly good airplane

JohnnyZ
04-09-2010, 10:52 PM
you won't catch me jumping out of a perfectly good airplane

Don't doubt yourself bro. Maybe one day your balls will drop. Be optimistic! :thumbsup: